This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

[Murdock]

If sucking dick for spare change in an alley sounds appealing... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If your gag reflux was recently surgically removed and you’re next up on the lazy Susan for a spin @ bukkake.... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you ever been placed in witness protection as a federal witness by hippa agents because your ex wife is plotting to assassinate you.....you might be DorianG

 

[Murdock]

If you hallucinated the media was going to feature you during an epic meltdown online.... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you've ever bragged about being a "socail media hero".....you might be DorianG.

 

[Murdock]

If you’re a flame icon currently getting skooled by trolls... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Zanick#2]

If the Wikipedia entry for "misogyny" is broadly applicable to all of your present activities, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Whomever]

If you have been burned by number two, you are really a sad organism DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you think "netdead" is a thing.....yep DG.

 

[Murdock]

If you think "netdead" is a thing.....yep DG.

He came up with that AFTER I said he committed cyber suicide lol

 

[Zanick#2]

If ISIS is headhunting you for your woman-tracking nose, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If hazmat is required when you expire... you might be DorianGay

 

[Whomever]

If the bastards at the factory think you are an aggressive and sick person, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If you’re staring at a half dead cat and playing a switch.... you are most definitely DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you think having a job and degree is some new thing that makes you specail ....and not just basic life responsibilities that everyone should be doing and everyone beside you is actually doing ......you might be DG.

 

[Murdock]

If you ate your own dick and are still hungry... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you brag about buying a vape for your 13 year old daughter because it "pisses off" your ex wife.....you may be DG

 

[Dove]

If you lie on the internet about crawling in bed with a womans 3 year old daughter and think you are "owning" the woman by saying that.....you might be DG.

 

[Murdock]

If you aim for your mouth when you jerk off... you might be DorianGay

 

[Master Pu]

Gunz better come in and save Flynn.
Martini done.

 

[Whomever]

If the symbolism of a dove leaving you once foreshadowed a lifetime of bitterness and rage, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If a woman in yoga pants has ever doused you with pepper spray... you might be DorianGay.

 

[Ice]

If a woman in yoga pants has ever doused you with pepper spray... you might be DorianGay.

Lady I don't know you or this DorianGay guy but that was funny. :LMAO2:

 

[Whomever]

If your little girl lives with a woman smarter than you, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If you drew a large target on your asscheeks in red lipstick and are now bent over spreading them open humming the tune of wipeout eagerly awaiting Dove to come in with a 10” black strap on... you’re most definitely DorianGay.

 

[Whomever]

If a woman in yoga pants has ever doused you with pepper spray... you might be DorianGay.

Lady I don't know you or this DorianGay guy but that was funny. :LMAO2:

Keep looking back, we have been going at this sucker a while.

 

[Zanick#2]

If people euphemize about you to your face and you appreciate it, you might be DorianGay.

 

[Murdock]

If your resume lists queef snorting as a skill... you’re probably DorianGay.

 

[Dove]

If you are nearing 50 and lying about being a manager at Red Robin because you think its impressive.....you are surely D "not martini" G.

 

[Murdock]

If you fantasize about sucking Biggie off... you’re probably DorianGay.