This goes out to all you fuckfaces.

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If your gag reflux was recently surgically removed and you’re next up on the lazy Susan for a spin @ bukkake.... you might be DorianGay.
 
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If you’re staring at a half dead cat and playing a switch.... you are most definitely DorianGay.
 

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If you think having a job and degree is some new thing that makes you specail ....and not just basic life responsibilities that everyone should be doing and everyone beside you is actually doing ......you might be DG.
 

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If you brag about buying a vape for your 13 year old daughter because it "pisses off" your ex wife.....you may be DG
 

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If you lie on the internet about crawling in bed with a womans 3 year old daughter and think you are "owning" the woman by saying that.....you might be DG.
 

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If you drew a large target on your asscheeks in red lipstick and are now bent over spreading them open humming the tune of wipeout eagerly awaiting Dove to come in with a 10” black strap on... you’re most definitely DorianGay.
 

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If you are nearing 50 and lying about being a manager at Red Robin because you think its impressive.....you are surely D "not martini" G.