Since the Chinese Aids fell upon us

[Dove]

Have any of you given any deep thought to what you would like done with your corpse when you die?

I really do not want to be embalmed/buried or cremated. I honestly want to be eaten by animals. I really get creeped out by those giant hedge clipper looking things they use to cut through your chest bone.

Cheery topic I know. I have had this convo off and on with my mom since I assumed guardianship of her and she says she doesnt care what happens to her corpse....but then doesnt want either of two legal options.

How about you guys? Got any preferences or strong feelings?

 

[Q]

Cremated. In my country the options are to be buried or to be cremated.
Cremation is the cleanest way to get rid of a body.

I will not object if anyone does something different, that's what I already promised them :)

 

[Dove]

Cremated. In my country the options are to be buried or to be cremated.
Cremation is the cleanest way to get rid of a body.

I will not object if anyone does something different, that's what I already promised them :)

Have you ever seen a cremation?

 

[Big Sexy]

Cremation for me.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Gimme a dirtbath with a Gargoyle headstone.

 

[LotusBud]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

 

[Dove]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

Kung Flu?

 

[LotusBud]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

Kung Flu?

Covid-19? No one has shown me any proof that this virus wasn't a joint venture between the US and China, so I'll just call it Covid-19.

 

[Dove]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

Kung Flu?

Covid-19? No one has shown me any proof that this virus wasn't a joint venture between the US and China, so I'll just call it Covid-19.

How about my favorite, Covid 1984?

Lol.

What kind of research would you like your mortal coil to be used for? Anything specific or just whatever?

Btw....there is evidence the US was involved in the Corona research in Wuhan. So you are probably correct.

 

[LotusBud]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

Kung Flu?

Covid-19? No one has shown me any proof that this virus wasn't a joint venture between the US and China, so I'll just call it Covid-19.

How about my favorite, Covid 1984?

Lol.

What kind of research would you like your mortal coil to be used for? Anything specific or just whatever?

Btw....there is evidence the US was involved in the Corona research in Wuhan. So you are probably correct.

I do not in any way put it past pharmaceutical profiteers. They have no loyalty to country.

If I can arrange it, I'll probably leave it to a teaching hospital here in Portugal.

 

[Oerdin]

I am not really worried about getting buried as someone will eventually bury me just to get rid of the stink. ;)

Anyway all of that stuff is covered by the VA.

 

[The Cuntess]

LOL @ the Chinese AIDS. Ahhh I needed that laugh today

 

[Oerdin]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

 

[Dove]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

No doubt!

 

[LotusBud]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

I'm willing to bet my ass that US corporate interests are part of the blockade.

 

[Succubus]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

 

[Oerdin]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

I'm willing to bet my ass that US corporate interests are part of the blockade.

But then again, you are a raving lunatic. China is all about Face, saving face, and looking good. A real investigation would no doubt expose massive lies and mishandling by the CCP going all the way up to the dictator for life who single handedly makes all decisions. It is likely that it would prove beyond any doubt what we all already know but which the CCP keeps lying about, namely, that it came from China and that the CCP deliberately lied and covered it up as they have done virtually every time there is an outbreak. It might even confirm it did come from the Wuhan lab in which case China would owe massive amounts of money to the entire rest of the world.

None of that is anything the dictator for life wants to see happen thus he just blocks any and all scientific investigation.

 

[LotusBud]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

Actually, i would have that as my second choice.

 

[LotusBud]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

I'm willing to bet my ass that US corporate interests are part of the blockade.

But then again, you are a raving lunatic. China is all about Face, saving face, and looking good. A real investigation would no doubt expose massive lies and mishandling by the CCP going all the way up to the dictator for life who single handedly makes all decisions. It is likely that it would prove beyond any doubt what we all already know but which the CCP keeps lying about, namely, that it came from China and that the CCP deliberately lied and covered it up as they have done virtually every time there is an outbreak. It might even confirm it did come from the Wuhan lab in which case China would owe massive amounts of money to the entire rest of the world.

None of that is anything the dictator for life wants to see happen thus he just blocks any and all scientific investigation.

You're naive.

 

[Breakfall]

Give my body to research.

BTW, Chinese Aids? SMH

There nothing to research other than that left tick that governs your bias demeanour. Everyone knows that keyhole brain surgery is all that’s needed to cauterise specific dodgy neurotransmitters.

 

[Jeannie]

in a flaming rowboat lol

idk, all the options r bad - rot in a box, turned 2 ash, feed a mushroom farm..

this ones cool

 

[Breakfall]

in a flaming rowboat lol

idk, all the options r bad - rot in a box, turned 2 ash, feed a mushroom farm..

this ones cool

A parting fit for a Goddess...see you in Valhalla. :Lovin1:

 

[Dove]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

What if you get murdered or die of a mysterious illness? Would you want an autopsy so people could find out what happened?

I do not want my corpse messed with much either.....unless something bizzare happens, my loved ones are gonna need answers.

I wanna just get tossed in dirt as well, and eaten by animals lol.

 

[Dove]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

I'm willing to bet my ass that US corporate interests are part of the blockade.

But then again, you are a raving lunatic. China is all about Face, saving face, and looking good. A real investigation would no doubt expose massive lies and mishandling by the CCP going all the way up to the dictator for life who single handedly makes all decisions. It is likely that it would prove beyond any doubt what we all already know but which the CCP keeps lying about, namely, that it came from China and that the CCP deliberately lied and covered it up as they have done virtually every time there is an outbreak. It might even confirm it did come from the Wuhan lab in which case China would owe massive amounts of money to the entire rest of the world.

None of that is anything the dictator for life wants to see happen thus he just blocks any and all scientific investigation.

Yanno the US government was giving money to that Wuhan petri dish.

 

[Jeannie]

Give my body to research.

well science has retardation and hermaphrodism covered already so whats your second choice?

 

[Jeannie]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

What if you get murdered or die of a mysterious illness? Would you want an autopsy so people could find out what happened?

I do not want my corpse messed with much either.....unless something bizzare happens, my loved ones are gonna need answers.

I wanna just get tossed in dirt as well, and eaten by animals lol.

if u dont want your body 'messed with' keep in mind that a lot of those undertakers r perverts....just food for thought

 

[Breakfall]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

What if you get murdered or die of a mysterious illness? Would you want an autopsy so people could find out what happened?

I do not want my corpse messed with much either.....unless something bizzare happens, my loved ones are gonna need answers.

I wanna just get tossed in dirt as well, and eaten by animals lol.

if u dont want your body 'messed with' keep in mind that a lot of those undertakers r perverts....just food for thought

When I was 18 years old, my neighbour being an undertaker, showed me a vile photograph of him fingering a recently deceased young lady from the inside out. He had inserted his hand into the lower end of the Y-incision into her uterus and was flicking the bird at the camera from out of her vagina. A very twisted and sick man. The image is one that I wished I had never seen.

 

[Jeannie]

anyone who chooses undertaker as a career in the first place means u know they r already twisted

 

[Oerdin]

It is telling that the communist Chinese government keeps blocking international investigators from entering China. They have done so 11 times now so they clearly have something to hide.

I'm willing to bet my ass that US corporate interests are part of the blockade.

But then again, you are a raving lunatic. China is all about Face, saving face, and looking good. A real investigation would no doubt expose massive lies and mishandling by the CCP going all the way up to the dictator for life who single handedly makes all decisions. It is likely that it would prove beyond any doubt what we all already know but which the CCP keeps lying about, namely, that it came from China and that the CCP deliberately lied and covered it up as they have done virtually every time there is an outbreak. It might even confirm it did come from the Wuhan lab in which case China would owe massive amounts of money to the entire rest of the world.

None of that is anything the dictator for life wants to see happen thus he just blocks any and all scientific investigation.

Yanno the US government was giving money to that Wuhan petri dish.

It got a grant to help set it up as part of an initiative after SARS (also caused by China and also covered up by China) which supposedly was to help improve efforts to identify and sequence new viruses before they became public health issues. All the actual running of the lab was left up to the CCP and supposedly it was an absolute shit show.

 

[Dove]

I want to be buried. Worms and dirt. No autopsy. No embalming. No casket. Just right back to the dirt where I originated from. Good ol' mother nature. Who knows? Maybe my cells will be absorbed by tree roots and I'll grow into a beautiful weeping willow......preferably the tree I am buried under. :)

What if you get murdered or die of a mysterious illness? Would you want an autopsy so people could find out what happened?

I do not want my corpse messed with much either.....unless something bizzare happens, my loved ones are gonna need answers.

I wanna just get tossed in dirt as well, and eaten by animals lol.

if u dont want your body 'messed with' keep in mind that a lot of those undertakers r perverts....just food for thought

I know it. That's another good reason not to get preserved at all. Just let all the natural bacteria and fluid and grave wax do the job at repelling necro rapists lol.