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[skinofevil]

I don't own a dog, but if I did? Probably not. As much fun as if would be for me to totally duck all responsibility and act stupid all day, the dog in my body would probably be doing the same thing -- only people would think it was me (of course) which would cause me trouble I don't need.

Ever eaten one of your own boogers and got caught doing it?

 

[knife wielder]

Never had the curiosity nor the desire to do such a thing.

Do you have a high threshold of pain?

 

[skinofevil]

Depends on what kind of pain. For example, burns? Not so much. Being hit in the face? Extremely high pain threshold. Cramps? Fuck, no. Being cut? Very high.

Ever shat your pants as an adult?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah a few times.

Do you accelerate smoothly out of a bend ?

 

[skinofevil]

I tend to vomit split pea soup while my head spins around.

Ever dance with a revenue agent by the pale flourescent light in her office?

 

[knife wielder]

Cannot say that I have.

Why doesn't everybody have the same sense of humor?

 

[knife wielder]

Answer the damn question.

 

[TheHaze]

What was the question?

Have you ever drank so much booze that you black out ?

 

[knife wielder]

I tend to vomit split pea soup while my head spins around.

Ever dance with a revenue agent by the pale flourescent light in her office?

Cannot say that I have.

Why doesn't everybody have the same sense of humor?

 

[knife wielder]

I'm noting the page number my question was on and going to keep asking until it gets answered.

 

[TheHaze]

What was the question???

Have you ever pretend to be a sleep when your date wanted sex just because you didn't want them to see your little pee wee ?

 

[TheHaze]

Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?

 

[skinofevil]

Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?

Yep, as a youngster. Also used to scam free delivered pizzas in college and a few times after that too.

Ever steal a car and joyride it?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What’s the point of stealing something and not making any money? Ain’t stole a car for years but we used to take them to Spain.

Are you comfortable in posh restaurants, or do you prefer a greasy spoon ?

 

[TheHaze]

I don't like restaurants but if I have to pick- - -greasy spoon

You ever go some place (like a mall) and forget were you park your car ?

 

[skinofevil]

I can't drive legally. so if I drove a car to a mall I stole it and took it there for a joyride -- in which case I wouldn't go back for it but just let it sit.

Ever get physically picked up off the floor and thrown on a bed by a woman?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

nope , not yet :ROFL:
have you ever touched an electric fence either by accident or on purpose , if yes did it knock you on your ass ?

 

[skinofevil]

I have, accidentally, and no, it was just like a full body version of touching a light socket after scruffing socks over carpeted flooring.

Ever fucked a girl either taller or physically stronger than you or both?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No !

What’s the most embarrassing thing ever happen to you during sex ?

 

[TheHaze]

My partner had gas and was laying out some stinky farts- - - - - -

You ever stick any fruits or veggies in your twat or butt hole ?

 

[knife wielder]

No.

Why doesn't everybody have the same sense of humor?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Cos that would be boring.

What’s the last thing you accidentally dropped down the toilet ?

 

[TheHaze]

Hair brush

Have you ever told your parents to fuck off ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Loads.

Who was the last person you swore at ?

 

[Jeannie]

my brother
do u maintain eye contact when talking 2 ppl?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yes, I don’t trust someone who can’t look you in the eyes.

If you got tied to a chair, and made to watch the most boring film for you, what would it be ?

 

[TheHaze]

Home(non porn) movies from other people

You ever fuck with someone's car,like pour sugar in the gas tank,cut the tire's and etc etc ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah keyed and done the tyres , fucking Somali cunt.


Ever gobbed on someone’s door handle ?

 

[knife wielder]

Negative.

How can one person think someone is a nice person while another person thinks they're a jerk?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

It’s all about perception.
Why do you post here?