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I don't own a dog, but if I did? Probably not. As much fun as if would be for me to totally duck all responsibility and act stupid all day, the dog in my body would probably be doing the same thing -- only people would think it was me (of course) which would cause me trouble I don't need.

Ever eaten one of your own boogers and got caught doing it?
 

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Depends on what kind of pain. For example, burns? Not so much. Being hit in the face? Extremely high pain threshold. Cramps? Fuck, no. Being cut? Very high.

Ever shat your pants as an adult?
 

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I tend to vomit split pea soup while my head spins around.

Ever dance with a revenue agent by the pale flourescent light in her office?
 

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What was the question?

Have you ever drank so much booze that you black out ?
 

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What was the question???

Have you ever pretend to be a sleep when your date wanted sex just because you didn't want them to see your little pee wee ?
 

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Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?
 

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Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?

Yep, as a youngster. Also used to scam free delivered pizzas in college and a few times after that too.

Ever steal a car and joyride it?
 
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What’s the point of stealing something and not making any money? Ain’t stole a car for years but we used to take them to Spain.

Are you comfortable in posh restaurants, or do you prefer a greasy spoon ?
 

TheHaze

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I don't like restaurants but if I have to pick- - -greasy spoon

You ever go some place (like a mall) and forget were you park your car ?
 

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I can't drive legally. so if I drove a car to a mall I stole it and took it there for a joyride -- in which case I wouldn't go back for it but just let it sit.

Ever get physically picked up off the floor and thrown on a bed by a woman?
 

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I have, accidentally, and no, it was just like a full body version of touching a light socket after scruffing socks over carpeted flooring.

Ever fucked a girl either taller or physically stronger than you or both?
 

TheHaze

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My partner had gas and was laying out some stinky farts- - - - - -

You ever stick any fruits or veggies in your twat or butt hole ?
 

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Hair brush

Have you ever told your parents to fuck off ?
 
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Yes, I don’t trust someone who can’t look you in the eyes.

If you got tied to a chair, and made to watch the most boring film for you, what would it be ?
 

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You ever fuck with someone's car,like pour sugar in the gas tank,cut the tire's and etc etc ?