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@SHAMPAIN and
@realgrimm have been out hunting together for a few days but aren’t having any luck so they decide at camp one morning to go in separate directions for the day's hunt, then meetup at camp that evening.
Comes the evening, neither has a deer but they tell their stories of how the day went.
Shampain said he watched a beautiful sunrise then tracked a buck to a gorgeous clear stream until he got within a few hundred yards but just couldn’t get a clear shot.
Grimm said he didn’t see any deer but he was following some railroad tracks when he found a voluptuous 36-24-36 woman. He couldn’t believe she was out there all alone. He said he had his way with her in every position he could think of until he was exhausted so he came back to camp.
Shamp asked, "didja get a BJ?"
Grimm: “Naw, I couldn’t find her head”.