Nevermind, I'm going with the Audi A8 fully loaded

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought your daughter and son in law rode the short bus? Why would they need a fancy car?
 

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Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?

 

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We all love you being you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
 
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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?
 

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We all love you bring you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
Audi owners dont get sticker shock, dummy. This aint like buying your honda accord and freaking out over the simulated leather upgrade for $999.
 

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?
 

Lokmar

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?
 

Levon

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We all love you bring you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
Audi owners dont get sticker shock, dummy. This aint like buying your honda accord and freaking out over the simulated leather upgrade for $999.

Calm down, good sir. It's not like YOU're buying an Audi, or ever did. I don't think you know enough about the sort of people who buy Audis to understand this matter. Why are you so strident about the entire matter?
 

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Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.
 

Lokmar

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!
 

Lokmar

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We all love you bring you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
Audi owners dont get sticker shock, dummy. This aint like buying your honda accord and freaking out over the simulated leather upgrade for $999.

Calm down, good sir. It's not like YOU're buying an Audi, or ever did. I don't think you know enough about the sort of people who buy Audis to understand this matter. Why are you so strident about the entire matter?
I could easily buy an Audi. Hell, it aint like I dont already have a $1700/mo car payment now.
 

Flynn

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Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!


Isn't that what the last three African hookers said to you?
 
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We all love you bring you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
"We all love you bring you" ... English you fucking double face hole Halloween disaster

Oh yeah, and by the way, you must have a full face to get in my car. None of this "I painted my kid's jock cup a similar color to the rest of my face and now I'm good to go" shit. you hear, Fright Face?
 

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Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."
Dont be bitter, ya jelly assed bitch! I doubt a tramp like you ever gets to ride in a car like mine. 10 seconds in a 1/4 mile always makes bitches like you piss their pants anyway.
 

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!


Isn't that what the last three African hookers said to you?

African? You mean niggers?
 

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Flynn is trying really hard to ask if your kids are retarded.

I think because the nonretarded ones are too fast for him.
 
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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!

what a repetitive slackjaw idiot minion. right?
 

Lokmar

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We all love you bring you, Holmes. Somebody's gotta do it and I'm glad it's not me

After you drive it around the orange grove a couple of times you can always give it to some deprived picker. The sticker shock for the Audi specific booster seat and the pedal extensions will probably really piss you off.
"We all love you bring you" ... English you fucking double face hole Halloween disaster

Oh yeah, and by the way, you must have a full face to get in my car. None of this "I painted my kid's jock cup a similar color to the rest of my face and now I'm good to go" shit. you hear, Fright Face?
You just know that nasty fucker spouts like a fukin porpoise when he sneezes! I'd charge him $500 as an entry fee just cause the detail shop is gonna have to clean the whole fukin interior the next day!
 

Flynn

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Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."
Dont be bitter, ya jelly assed bitch! I doubt a tramp like you ever gets to ride in a car like mine. 10 seconds in a 1/4 mile always makes bitches like you piss their pants anyway.

I don't know what the fuck you just said there, but I can safely assume you called me a "faggit."
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!


Isn't that what the last three African hookers said to you?

African? You mean niggers?


Yes. You know. Your mother and father.
 

Flynn

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Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?
speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?


Who said they were window lickers, moron?


Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?


Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?


Flynn is trying really hard to ask if your kids are retarded.

I think because the nonretarded ones are too fast for him.


So what you're really saying is, if I were in fact looking for "retarded kids to molest," then I'm on the right trail "grilling" Lokmar about his retarded kids?