Nevermind, I'm going with the Audi A8 fully loaded

[Frood]

Seaboobs faps to my smokin' arse pics till Boomer batter shoots out of his Slim Jim...

*** FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ***

 

[Seamajor]

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Im sitting on your shoulder smiling ever time you light up.

 

[X]

Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

lmao
such good drones

 

[Frood]

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Im sitting on your shoulder smiling ever time you light up.

You're sitting on your thumb....

 

[Seamajor]

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Youre knocking on heavens door

 

[Frood]

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Youre knocking on heavens door

You're knocking under your computer desk...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't know if it's fits of frothing rage or episodes of unbridled desire but SeaMeltyMutant really goes off the deep fucking end whenever freud posts a pic of his ass

 

[Frood]

 

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Try this while you’re at it.

 

[Seamajor]

Cute DD. Do you think your poses with cigarettes are flattering or something? In my mind it centers in on the fool you are. Don’t stop

 

[Frood]

*** ferocious Fapping ***

Ewww....

 

[Seamajor]

Right

 

[Lokmar]

Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."

Dont be bitter, ya jelly assed bitch! I doubt a tramp like you ever gets to ride in a car like mine. 10 seconds in a 1/4 mile always makes bitches like you piss their pants anyway.

I don't know what the fuck you just said there, but I can safely assume you called me a "faggit."

your a broke and jealous, faggit.

And you have a daughter and a son-in-law with Down Syndrome. I guess we're even steven.

Downs doctor? Apparently sounds legit to a jealous faggit ass like you! Sorry to add more butthurt, but all my kids are very attractive too. And why wouldnt they be...they all look like me!

So "attractive" to you is your daighter and son-in-law having lazy eyes?

Nope. Perfectly straight eyes and high IQ's. Not a squinky eye amongst them. We're the beautiful people.

 

[Lokmar]

Make sure you buy it in one of the Audi exclusive colors. It only adds about 4K and people will drool. My daughter and son in law special ordered theirs and people gawk like crazy.

I thought

liar! PWN3D!

So you're saying that your daughter and son in law don't ride the short bus?

speaking of shortbus, you sound like a fukin beginner.

What does that have to do with you daughter and son in law both being window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers, moron?

Are you ashamed of your family of window lickers?

Who said they were window lickers? faggit?

Are you ashamed of your window licking kin?

Who? Said? That? They? Were?

Are you sure you're not a window licker?

you've successfully bored me. NEXT!

Isn't that what the last three African hookers said to you?

African? You mean niggers?

Yes. You know. Your mother and father.

My mom and dad were niggers? Cool story bro.

An even "cooler story" would be the rampant incest in your family tree that looks like a straight verticle line.

niggers AND incest? Tell me more, flynnbecile! Learn how to fukin spell first though.

This coming from the jerkoff that spells "fuck" = "Fuk" and "faggot" = "faggit?"

LMFAO!

Well dummy, its apparent that you fuked up due to stupidity whereas I purposely type faggit and PWN3D!. Speaking of....PWN3D!

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is the colour I would go for, Riviera blue I think it's called;

 

[Adam Hitler]

Audis are great but personally I prefer BMW. An M4 would be my first choice;

 

[Lokmar]

Audis are great but personally I prefer BMW. An M4 would be my first choice;

I've got a buddy that road races a M Class. I think its as fast in the 1/4 mile as my car too.

 

[Levon]

I decided to order a bumpersticker for Stubby's new luxe Audi. Just need a postal address to send it to.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Peaches, who out of you, Aidsman and Swallowgay has the most pimped out mobility scooter?

I know Aidsman's ride had a bright pink respray recently and the battery has been tweaked so it's top speed is 6 mph now instead of 5....

 

[Admin.]

Think, think about it, think HARD ABOUT IT!

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^Elderly spamming cock ravenous homo.

 

[Admin.]

^^Elderly spamming cock ravenous homo.

YUO WISH!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Y'all know that Shaq can't fit in any car comfortably. Same is true for "Biggie" for the opposite reason. He needs a really nice new car to fetch him the most sex he's had since he was the smallest child in a church choir...



SSS
- Confession booth, the organ chair, and the mop closet.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Aslong as there's room for your poodles, that's all that matters to you right?

 

[Frood]

But are they Soodles or Goodles?

(Ie... Straight or Gay?)

 

[Levon]

 

[The Countess]

Back on topic now. What you fukin poors need to understand is that when people with money go to buy a high dollar car, it usually about checking as many boxes as possible. Take my own car for example. I simply checked all the boxes, no matter the cost. I wound up ordering 3 sets of floormats. The weather proof ones, the ones with the insignias, and the standard carpeted ones. Why? If you ever get there, you'll understand.

So how much did that package for your 1999 Hyundai cost? Did the used car dealership do in house financing for you? You know, "your disability is your job."

Dont be bitter, ya jelly assed bitch! I doubt a tramp like you ever gets to ride in a car like mine. 10 seconds in a 1/4 mile always makes bitches like you piss their pants anyway.

I don't know what the fuck you just said there, but I can safely assume you called me a "faggit."

your a broke and jealous, faggit.

And you have a daughter and a son-in-law with Down Syndrome. I guess we're even steven.

Downs doctor? Apparently sounds legit to a jealous faggit ass like you! Sorry to add more butthurt, but all my kids are very attractive too. And why wouldnt they be...they all look like me!

So "attractive" to you is your daighter and son-in-law having lazy eyes?

Nope. Perfectly straight eyes and high IQ's. Not a squinky eye amongst them. We're the beautiful people.

Post proof.

 

[The Countess]

Y'all know that Shaq can't fit in any car comfortably. Same is true for "Biggie" for the opposite reason. He needs a really nice new car to fetch him the most sex he's had since he was the smallest child in a church choir...



SSS
- Confession booth, the organ chair, and the mop closet.

@SirSuperSouthern - where have you been??

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hey @Murdock do you remember my old Audi A6 from when you came to visit me?

asking for a friend

What about guys without noses? what do they drive?

 

[Levon]

hey @Murdock do you remember my old Audi A6 from when you came to visit me?

asking for a friend

What about guys without noses? what do they drive?

LOL, I dunno. But any day now I'll be posting about the heartbreaking choice I myself hadda make recently between some German iron and some other German iron. Don't hold yer breath though, I'm just a poor man and my story's seldom told.