Ask Uncle Dilfie anything

[UncleDiLF]

how long do i keep the AIDS in my butthole before someone real life niggers its it and me out again?

If you have AiDS or GAiDS in your anus, you must count 17 years. GAIDS can die if you repent in a church and testify your sins, eat clean and start making money and fuck pussy.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Why does @Levon rape and attack women who turn down his sexaul advances?

Are the rumors true @Levon feels betraded cuz uncle/daddy lost his lusties for @Levon after he was found naked claiming to have been pooped out by a leprechaun ...WTF?

According to my resources, yes!!! He is a heavy NAMBLA member!!! Please beware!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Here's my question to UncleMilf:

Do you like your dicks circumcised or uncircumcised?

My name is UncleDiLF!!!

Why is your weak beta SKULL always thinking about cocks??? I bet you get high off uncircumcised cock with GRIZZLY and SMELLY FORESKIN so you can get high, right? YOu SCHWEIN!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

To all these sick, tragic, social losers and swines asking filthy questions.

I am an uncle! CUM and sit on my lap and I will tell you a story.

 

[X]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[UncleDiLF]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

 

[Breakfall]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

 

[UncleDiLF]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

 

[Breakfall]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

 

[X]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

DilPeroonI
how does breakfall reach the pasta on the TOP SHELF >> specially with you there tryin' to suck 'em off bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahah

 

[X]

Uncle fuckface
Was that Loktards nose I bumped into last night or tha CAT ??

 

[X]

Uncle jizzguzzler
do you kiss your faggits and look them in the eye when you do your thang ??

 

[UncleDiLF]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

Remember when he was depressed???

I mean hardcore depressed.? We cheered up this sick swine and NAMBLA member and then he fights you!

I guess he sniFFed too much of the JENKEM!!!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

DilPeroonI
how does breakfall reach the pasta on the TOP SHELF >> specially with you there tryin' to suck 'em off bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahah

Sorry but Breakfall has his own cook. Why should he reach for the pasta??

Are you still a minimal wage slave and make your „Own„ food?? Are you stil eating Ramen???

 

[Breakfall]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

Remember when he was depressed???

I mean hardcore depressed.? We cheered up this sick swine and NAMBLA member and then he fights you!

I guess he sniFFed too much of the JENKEM!!!!!

Totally! That jenkem is also doing a number on his hair too. That shit is going into his lungs brown, but it’s prematurely aging his hair follicles platinum gray! Earlier he posted a cute baby squirrel that jumped up on his shoulder, and I couldn’t help but see some serious gray sprouting from his woeful headpiece. Drugs are a helluva thing! Fair dinkum...

 

[X]

uncle cocksuck
wtf is breakfall doing here still LOLOLOLOLOL

My name is UncleDiLF!!! Why are you retarted „Sissy crew“ with your master Whipple always say my name wrong`? Cant you read??? DILF!!!!!

Well, Breakfall brings star power into this thread.

Dilf...this X character is a weird motherfucker. Yesterday we were laughing and joking around, and I thought that he was coming around...in the mental sense that is. Then just this morning he’s telling me that my 5’10.5” is short stature and wants me to fist him up his anus with my sturdy forearms whilst I’m down there! He also reckons that he’s a rooster and cock-of-the-walk!!

Do you think that he’s truly a basket case or what?

WTF??? Is this true???

Iam here with my doctors and money strategists. They are also saying that character X is a twisted and insure sick fuck!!!

So yes, you are right.

Beware of this filth! :Bro:

I know right? One minute he acting like a tool, next minute he’s all buddy-buddy, then the following minute he’s getting all faggoty saying shit like, “fafafafafafaFAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOT!“ and laughing like, “BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA” like some demented beast.

Do you reckon he’s going a bit heavy on the jenkem?

DilPeroonI
how does breakfall reach the pasta on the TOP SHELF >> specially with you there tryin' to suck 'em off bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqahahahahah

Sorry but Breakfall has his own cook. Why should he reach for the pasta??

Are you still a minimal wage slave and make your „Own„ food?? Are you stil eating Ramen???

no, I actually can cook

how bout the TWINZ
Do you at least wipe the jizz from your lip before making out ??

 

[X]

Uncle shitpusher

Do you believe the more you dig out a dudes arsehole the more fancy you are ??

 

[X]

Uncle shitpusher

Do you believe the more you dig out a dudes arsehole the more fancy you are ??

 

[X]

Like oh wow man
mutli posting again you wretched site

uncle balllicker
was that the site saying my question was so awesome it had to be asked thrice ?

 

[X]

Do you use a pop can or bottle when warming up .. as not to strain the ole naught

 

[X]

Do you use a pop can or bottle when warming up .. as not to strain the ole naught

 

[X]

Holy fuck man

FOUR TIMES

 

[X]

Holy fuck man

FOUR TIMES

 

[X]

FUCK THIS !~!

fix this shit uncle pooppusher

 

[UncleDiLF]

X the JENKEM sniffer has become so returded, that he pushes the „Post Reply“-button many times.

 

[Breakfall]

Holy fuck man

FOUR TIMES

 

[X]

X the JENKEM sniffer has become so returded, that he pushes the „Post Reply“-button many times.

fuck YUO !!

 

[X]

Honestly tho'
I don't get why you fuckerZ pick on me so much, Not like I'm the one pillaging your stink pitts ..ffs guize ):

Honestly wish you wood stop it .

 

[Breakfall]

 

[X]

who do you loVe BREAKY ??
don't act like you don't know (:

 

[Flynn]

Here's my question to UncleMilf:

Do you like your dicks circumcised or uncircumcised?

My name is UncleDiLF!!!

Why is your weak beta SKULL always thinking about cocks??? I bet you get high off uncircumcised cock with GRIZZLY and SMELLY FORESKIN so you can get high, right? YOu SCHWEIN!!!

Very well UncleDiCKCATCHER,

Why are you always talking about the "Aids?" Then you start swinging on the "gheys" routine where you "accidentally" trip and fall with your mouth wide open onto Aryan's crotch. Is it the bright female clothing and tiny dick that attracts you to Aryan?

 

[Flynn]

Question UncleFiLTH:

Before you let Aryan put his pecker into your anus, do you finger your own ass to loosen it up, OR is your butthole already stretched out from the many softballs that have already been up in there?