Portuguese Harvest Grapes in the Nude

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it's a well known fact that the Portuguese have misshapen heads
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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.
 
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That video is silly. There are about a dozen people, and the woman said it was the first such event. Naturism is clearly not a big "thing" in Portugal.

Plus, there were no kids there.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.

Sure. I used to camp a lot and outdoor sex is awesome :Happy5:

As long as you are very far and hidden from any perverts or kids or anything like that. You gotta go deep into nature.

So you've never bathed in a river and you really should go do that :D
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.

I went to a nude beack once with my boyfriend. The guy in front of me was vigorously massaging his wang, right in my eyeline, the whole time. And I was there with my BF. That was enough for me. Never again.
 

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I took a shit in the woods a few times

I've shit while free diving, snorkelling 2k's offshore, in the bush while a thousand blowflies are attacking my arse, in a recycle bin, in a handbag, in a wetsuit while kayaking...

I shit everywhere...I shit them all.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.

I went to a nude beack once with my boyfriend. The guy in front of me was vigorously massaging his wang, right in my eyeline, the whole time. And I was there with my BF. That was enough for me. Never again.

So.. he was openly masturbating.

Gross lol
 

Adam Hitler

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.

Sure. I used to camp a lot and outdoor sex is awesome :Happy5:

As long as you are very far and hidden from any perverts or kids or anything like that. You gotta go deep into nature.

So you've never bathed in a river and you really should go do that :D

Google the River Mersey, and ask yourself if you would bathe in there, unless it was at night and you were completely wasted haha.
 

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They're a strange bunch those naturists. Not just because they walk around in the buff in public, but they allow their children to do so aswell, which begs the question of how many pdos and general perverts infiltrate these groups?

Perhaps @LotusBud can shed some light on the situation? I recall her mentioning in the past that naturism is a hobby of hers, so presumably it's one of the reasons why she emigrated to Portugal.

LMAO. When did I say naturism was a hobby of mine? You're deluded.

I think the whole thing is sad. There is nothing at all wrong with nudity, but pedos are a very scary bunch and I sure as fuck would not want my kids near one. When my daughter was about 11, she was swimming and this full grown man was leering at her. If he had come any closer or said one word to her I would have lost my shit on him.

I haven't met any naturists in Portugal, but there are a bunch of dutch people who emigrated here. I bet it's them.

BTW, Slovenia is very big on naturists. They even have billboards advertising nude locations right out on the highway, with pics of nude families. LMAO.

I don't get the attraction of it, unless they're all just secret pervs Lulz.

You've never hung outside nakey?

Never took a nature bath?

I can't say I have, no. Do outdoor romps count? Other than that, I've always preferred to wear clothing outside LOL.

I went to a nude beack once with my boyfriend. The guy in front of me was vigorously massaging his wang, right in my eyeline, the whole time. And I was there with my BF. That was enough for me. Never again.

Are you that irresistable???