If you take a second, a mere second...

[The Cuntess]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

If only they knew the back story on that one

 

[Master]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

(Shakes head)

 

[X]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

when the penis poked a little too far

 

[Lily]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

(Shakes head)

The smart one I hope. It's the one about 2 1/2 ft south of the not so smart one.

 

[Master]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

(Shakes head)

The smart one I hope. It's the one about 2 1/2 ft south of the not so smart one.

Are you implying I have a dumb penis?

 

[Lily]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

(Shakes head)

The smart one I hope. It's the one about 2 1/2 ft south of the not so smart one.

Are you implying I have a dumb penis?

No, that's your smartest asset, Martini. lol

 

[Master]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

NO YUO!

YOU FAGGIT

STFU DICKBREATH

IDYABWAI

I know "human" isn't your native language Martini, but WTF?

(Shakes head)

The smart one I hope. It's the one about 2 1/2 ft south of the not so smart one.

Are you implying I have a dumb penis?

No, that's your smartest asset, Martini. lol

DAMMIT!!!

 

[Kirk]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

 

[Lily]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

It could be said not responding might have been more effective.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

 

[Lily]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

 

[Kirk]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

It could be said not responding might have been more effective.

He still pissed about CW's poem.

 

[The Cuntess]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

It could be said not responding might have been more effective.

He still pissed about CW's poem.

Like how you’re still mad about having a penis?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

 

[Lily]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

It could be said not responding might have been more effective.

He still pissed about CW's poem.

I don't know who CW is and I haven't read the poem. I don't believe I've ever frequented that forum.

 

[Lily]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

I said what you're describing. I don't have facts that what you're describing is what Martini actually is like.
However, I will say even when approached by males on forums (yes, to the present) I am polite, and yet firm, in turning any dalliance down.

 

[Master]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

I said what you're describing. I don't have facts that what you're describing is what Martini actually is like.
However, I will say even when approached by males on forums (yes, to the present) I am polite, and yet firm, in turning any dalliance down.

Siri, google dalliance….

 

[Lily]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

I said what you're describing. I don't have facts that what you're describing is what Martini actually is like.
However, I will say even when approached by males on forums (yes, to the present) I am polite, and yet firm, in turning any dalliance down.

Siri, google dalliance….

Why?

 

[Master]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

I said what you're describing. I don't have facts that what you're describing is what Martini actually is like.
However, I will say even when approached by males on forums (yes, to the present) I am polite, and yet firm, in turning any dalliance down.

Siri, google dalliance….

Why?

I had never seen that word before.

I say “fuck” a lot, you know

 

[Kirk]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

It could be said not responding might have been more effective.

He still pissed about CW's poem.

Like how you’re still mad about having a penis?

Cuntwanker....pffffffffffft

 

[Lily]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck martini if given the chance?

can't say I blame you

I said what you're describing. I don't have facts that what you're describing is what Martini actually is like.
However, I will say even when approached by males on forums (yes, to the present) I am polite, and yet firm, in turning any dalliance down.

Siri, google dalliance….

Why?

I had never seen that word before.

I say “fuck” a lot, you know

I do too. I like words. I have bigly words. I have the best and most beautiful words.

I have an extreme potty mouth too. Sometimes they are the best words.

 

[Breakfall]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

Cunt banned me on multiple occasions over the years, on the tail end of losing an argument. He's honourable like dat.

Is it true the Make believe woman over at Cindy's ball trap banned you too?

I was barred from there yes. But it was due to an overrating of underrated interpretation of what was...and what indeed could be.

Shut the fuck up cunt!

 

[Breakfall]

lmao... a 47 year old man who doesn't own a car, cuts sweatpants down into short shorts with a utility knife and needs to pawn video game gear just to buy smokes

Good lord what wrong turn in life do you have to make to end up like that

psst. Who wants to fuck what you are describing, even if it's "just for fun"?

When you psssst standing up...do you use a she-pee or set your labia aside and pull the hood up?

 

[Blandscape]

Why is Breakfall trying to shoehorn his way into yet another conversation that few are willing to have?

I'm here for you Breakfall. Your back is always guaranteed a soft landing on my knee.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I do too. I like words. I have bigly words. I have the best and most beautiful words.

I have an extreme potty mouth too. Sometimes they are the best words.

^^^^ the proud owner of this wondrous marvel of modern man. A dictionary

Will everyone please join me in congratulating lily on this most stunning revelation

 

[Blandscape]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

Ok grandpa.

That's a tight fit, but I know for a fact you are 10 years older than me. So, sticking up an avatar on yet another avatar of a ahum white-rapper might re-invigorate you, but does nothing for your brand, and 16 other sub brands.

 

[Blandscape]

I do too. I like words. I have bigly words. I have the best and most beautiful words.

I have an extreme potty mouth too. Sometimes they are the best words.

^^^^ the proud owner of this wondrous marvel of modern man. A dictionary

Will everyone please join me in congratulating lily on this most stunning revelation

You used to have a wonderous vocabulary JooDog, but it seems to have up and left you with your last wife. Don't tell me...she got everything, the house, 33% of your salary for the next 10 years and your ability to post anything worth reading.

Biatch.

 

[Seamajor]

Foxy loves himself, and was never beaten by anyone...except the vainglorious nature of time, and his fucking internet curfew.

The pronoun is a prick.

That’s his problem. He hates that he has a prick. Major vaginal envy, that one has.

Just wait until KM makes Foxy pregnant and he's stuck in Texas with no possibility to abort. He's going to rethink having a vagina.

YOURE A VAGINA!!!

If only they knew the back story on that one

Back story? Is that like the mass that follows you around?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You used to have a wonderous vocabulary JooDog, but it seems to have up and left you with your last wife. Don't tell me...she got everything, the house, 33% of your salary for the next 10 years and your ability to post anything worth reading.

Biatch.

Truth be told? She took about seventy seven thousand words with her as part of the divorce settlement. Mostly the coolest adjectives too

I was crushed

ANd then there's about another three thousand or so which have joint custody on which I can only use in court approved places

It sucks. I know.


Girlfriends only from now on, brah

 

[Blandscape]

You used to have a wonderous vocabulary JooDog, but it seems to have up and left you with your last wife. Don't tell me...she got everything, the house, 33% of your salary for the next 10 years and your ability to post anything worth reading.

Biatch.

Truth be told? She took about seventy seven thousand words with her as part of the divorce settlement. Mostly the coolest adjectives too

I was crushed

ANd then there's about another three thousand or so which have joint custody on which I can only use in court approved places

It sucks. I know.


Girlfriends only from now on, brah

And then what happened?