If you take a second, a mere second...

[Blandscape]

...can ye smell shite?

It's exactly the same as it was 10 years ago when you all surpassed yourselves wallowing in it...innit. You all fucking reek of it. The same old shit. It's not different, it has a slightly different tang and your newly accepted redolence, but for all intent and purpose it's still you, just being the you, most of you were before you realised you smelled of well...shite.

You must swell wiff pride, but probably not the rainbow type, oh nooooo, there are lowlier depths to plummet fur you...but there must be a kinda jovial gay pride for you in dat?

 

[The Countess]

Not this boring motherfucker again…

 

[Blandscape]

Not this highly ineffectual intellectual again...

 

[Aylana]

Is this the "quality" we all have been waiting for?

 

[Blandscape]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

 

[Blandscape]

I always liked dat about ye.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

 

[Blandscape]

Stopped by your gaff the day Foxy, and read 3 pages about how irrelevant I am as you chase me down on every site I post irrelevance on.

 

[Blandscape]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

Is dat you you beautiful Liverpudlian fuckstick?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

 

[Master Pu]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

Is dat you you beautiful Liverpudlian fuckstick?

You at the pub?

 

[Blandscape]

Why, aren't you?

 

[Blandscape]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

Cunt banned me on multiple occasions over the years, on the tail end of losing an argument. He's honourable like dat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

Cunt banned me on multiple occasions over the years, on the tail end of losing an argument. He's honourable like dat.

Is it true the Make believe woman over at Cindy's ball trap banned you too?

 

[Aylana]

You got banned by CW for mental health reasons after you had some type of real time forum breakdown where you started spamming bizarre tweet like posts all over the fucking place.

 

[Master Pu]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

Cunt banned me on multiple occasions over the years, on the tail end of losing an argument. He's honourable like dat.

One of the reasons I won't post there. And no I'm not at a pub.

 

[Blandscape]

Well you have been here for years Foxy...so I am going to hazard a guess it's not.

Thankfully, I am barred from your home board while you still fantasise about me, and still write entreaties of me.

cunt banned you?

Cunt banned me on multiple occasions over the years, on the tail end of losing an argument. He's honourable like dat.

Is it true the Make believe woman over at Cindy's ball trap banned you too?

I was barred from there yes. But it was due to an overrating of underrated interpretation of what was...and what indeed could be.

 

[Blandscape]

It also smelled of shite.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It also smelled of shite.

with all the anal sex they are into over there I dont doubt that

 

[Blandscape]

The only fing I could say about you JooDug, and Flea, is you never banned me once. Not much of a consolidation of sentient thought though.

 

[Blandscape]

Well in terms of anal, you really did go the whole hog here. I fink you protest too much.

 

[Blandscape]

Let's pretend that Foxy won't be running back reporting this like it's breaking news on Fox!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

Is dat you you beautiful Liverpudlian fuckstick?

No. I don't talk funny like you albion fuckwads.

 

[Blandscape]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

Is dat you you beautiful Liverpudlian fuckstick?

No. I don't talk funny like you albion fuckwads.

While wearing da Gaelic?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I see the NHS sent the Scot addict his dope again.

Is dat you you beautiful Liverpudlian fuckstick?

No. I don't talk funny like you albion fuckwads.

While wearing da Gaelic?

Alas, no hint of the accent remains these long generations after my forebears were deprived of their lands and heritage by the filthy sassanach. But at least you obsequious and cowardly pussies who remained behind get your drugs free from the NHS all these years later.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is martini still crying over at flamedoof ?

 

[Blandscape]

Well we will always share dat, you and I.

I did contemplate phoning up dat there Child Helpline run by dat there Esther Rantzen, but then I fought That's Life Scoundrel.

Dress yourself up any old way you please laddie, I always recognise what I always ungraciously admired.

 

[Blandscape]

Is martini still crying over at flamedoof ?

How the fuck would I know? You cunts dat fink you can flame all look the same to me.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is martini still crying over at flamedoof ?

How the fuck would I know? You cunts dat fink you can flame all look the same to me.

I’m taking a shit right now while texting on my phone. How about you?

 

[Blandscape]

Well dat always was your go to response, even a Turd Rail...I expect nuffing less from ye...and breathe, now squeeze...and breathe.

There's a gid JooDug.

Keep chasing a tail that never existed.