Will the REAL Bastards please stand up?

[realgrimm]

All right, I except it.

Central Canadians! Sheesh!

 

[realgrimm]

How many of your friends are in that video @Blurt bet you robbed those you "counseled"

 

[realgrimm]

SCUMBAG

 

[realgrimm]

I came here many moons ago because I was lured into believing this site was a factory that produced Bastards. I'd never seen a shiny, new Bastard up close and I was curious.

So far, though, I see only refurbished Bastards. No new models, only retards retreads.

Between Lokmar spraying religious spittle all over his 15" CRT monitor at the merest suggestion that God doesn't exist to Breakfall's monthly BFexit threads;

Between The Dovey Dog-and-Pony Show and The Martini Big Tent Carnival Barker Huckster Hour;

Between Aryan's insipid, toothless tootling and Deport Liberals' illiberal deportment;

Between the catfights (some of them involving women) and the Burly Man Brawls (some of them involving men);

Between Blazor's blind flag waving and Biggies' whiny fag laming;

There's nothing new under the sun.

All y'all need to do better, forsooth!

The old timers are stuck in a loop where the best they can do is reference timers even older than they are. The site should be called the Bastard Nostalgia Factory. More like the Rest Home for Nearly Extinguished Flamers.

Thank God for the likes of Lotus Bud, Flynn, Levon, Admin, Lily, and a handful of others who still find ways to delight the masses while producing original content.

They represent the best hope this site has of not sinking into a murky blandness.

Carry on!

OP asked for a STAND UP.... well

 

[Blurt]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

 

[realgrimm]

Some backwoods Alberta Tranny .. I never even..

are you from the Maritimes?

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

 

[Blurt]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Nah.

Clean Island living for me.

My body is a temple.

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Nah.

Clean Island living for me.

My body is a temple.

I bet

Harm Reduction and all that but man talk about tombstones theyve lost their will to live

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

 

[Master Pu]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

Hey, Pickles!

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

But you're fluent in "flamings gay talk?"

 

[Blurt]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Nah.

Clean Island living for me.

My body is a temple.

I bet

Harm Reduction and all that but man talk about tombstones theyve lost their will to live

It can sure look that way to anyone not in their shoes.

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

Hey, Pickles!

Then you can certainly back up this claim, right?

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Nah.

Clean Island living for me.

My body is a temple.

I bet

Harm Reduction and all that but man talk about tombstones theyve lost their will to live

It can sure look that way to anyone not in their shoes.

Dont get it twisted I was a skid..and realize the peeps in that struggle are the truiest and most raw of humanity..

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

But you're fluent in "flamings gay talk?"

sigh

Im not gunna do the work again.. Flaming term for homosexaul was incorperated as slang way before your clique decided to adapt it to anger walls

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

But you're fluent in "flamings gay talk?"

sigh

Im not gunna do the work again.. Flaming term for homosexaul was incorperated as slang way before your clique decided to adapt it to anger walls

Why are you so hung up on homosexuals?

 

[realgrimm]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

But you're fluent in "flamings gay talk?"

sigh

Im not gunna do the work again.. Flaming term for homosexaul was incorperated as slang way before your clique decided to adapt it to anger walls

Why are you so hung up on homosexuals?

Why do you refer yourself as "Flamer"

 

[Flynn]

That vid was taken in Vancouver.

You on drugs or sumpin'?

My bad your not forged from that cesspool..?

mind blown

Hey.

Dude?

Can you shut the fuck up, now?

I just imagine your breath everytime you respond.. please stop.. :puke:

Then I guess I don't need to explain to the folks at home how I feel everytime you have an emo meltdown, thinking your myopic words are actually "flaming" people and then proceed to threaten your baby sitter with slitting your wrists using only safety scissors?

Boy, Please!

flamings gay talk

But you're fluent in "flamings gay talk?"

sigh

Im not gunna do the work again.. Flaming term for homosexaul was incorperated as slang way before your clique decided to adapt it to anger walls

Why are you so hung up on homosexuals?

Why do you refer yourself as "Flamer"

Have I?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis thread goes to Grimm

fucker crushed it.

 

[Breakfall]

I came here many moons ago because I was lured into believing this site was a factory that produced Bastards. I'd never seen a shiny, new Bastard up close and I was curious.

So far, though, I see only refurbished Bastards. No new models, only retards retreads.

Between Lokmar spraying religious spittle all over his 15" CRT monitor at the merest suggestion that God doesn't exist to Breakfall's monthly BFexit threads;

Between The Dovey Dog-and-Pony Show and The Martini Big Tent Carnival Barker Huckster Hour;

Between Aryan's insipid, toothless tootling and Deport Liberals' illiberal deportment;

Between the catfights (some of them involving women) and the Burly Man Brawls (some of them involving men);

Between Blazor's blind flag waving and Biggies' whiny fag laming;

There's nothing new under the sun.

All y'all need to do better, forsooth!

The old timers are stuck in a loop where the best they can do is reference timers even older than they are. The site should be called the Bastard Nostalgia Factory. More like the Rest Home for Nearly Extinguished Flamers.

Thank God for the likes of Lotus Bud, Flynn, Levon, Admin, Lily, and a handful of others who still find ways to delight the masses while producing original content.

They represent the best hope this site has of not sinking into a murky blandness.

Carry on!

Have you ever noticed what the fuck I’m doing behind the scenes when I “BFexit” ? And then when I’m on your Canadian turf you pretend like I don’t even exist. Go have a lend of yourself Bert. And the fact that you favoured the blow-ins over seasoned Bastards says it all. Go suck a vagina for a change braah!

Fuck I just rode my bike 10 k, and you’re still here? Time for night night Galli.

You need to ride 10 k’s sunshine, you’re not as fit as me. Are you good? Are you going to change your attitude and stop being a boring little cunt?

 

[Levon]

THis thread goes to Grimm

fucker crushed it.

He does have his moments. But you sound like Peaches with your thread awarding bullshit.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis thread goes to Grimm

fucker crushed it.

He does have his moments. But you sound like Peaches with your thread awarding bullshit.

Off the ankles creature. I didn’t request an ankle gummer that I can remember

 

[Levon]

THis thread goes to Grimm

fucker crushed it.

He does have his moments. But you sound like Peaches with your thread awarding bullshit.

Off the ankles creature. I didn’t request an ankle gummer that I can remember

You don't like public threads, I take it?
Fuck off Stubs, it ain't your thread to police. Next time, try the thread awarding in DM.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

THis thread goes to Grimm

fucker crushed it.

He does have his moments. But you sound like Peaches with your thread awarding bullshit.

Off the ankles creature. I didn’t request an ankle gummer that I can remember

You don't like public threads, I take it?
Fuck off Stubs, it ain't your thread to police. Next time, try the thread awarding in DM.

Ewwww. My ankles are being gummed by a noseless monster

disgusting

 

[Blurt]

Said the chihuahua to the bulldog.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh for sure, The Blurt cries out in pain as he strikes you...

Plagiarizing Mel, I see.

Nothing like an unoriginal dumbkopf cribbing from an unoriginal untermensch.

Mel is bang on the money with the remark though...

You lash out at someone, often start a confrontation and then play victim if they retaliate.