Im going to just toss this out there

[Master]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

 

[Lily]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

Nothing personal, but well, gross.

 

[Master]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

Nothing personal, but well, gross.

Yeah but….

isn’t taking it in the ass like a colonic? You know, causing a disruption so the shit tumbles out at a later date?

 

[Jeannie]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

disgusting

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud can u speak portuguese?

it always sounds like a drunken retarded spaniard with a mouth full of novacaine

OMG. LOL. Yes, the Portuguese don't like to pronounce vowels at all, or too many syllables for that matter.

"Estou" is pronounced "two," for example. "O que é que" is pronounced "Oak."

And then, of course, they say far more than is necessary. Here is how you say "pets": Os animais de estimação

I am learning. Not fluent at all, but I have simple conversations. I can read far more than I can understand verbally because of this pronunciation thing. Brazlians pronounce words far more clearly than Portuguese.

lol i dont speak it but its like every vowel is stretched in slo-mo

idk, they should have just stuck with spanish. potuguese is less efficient and its like they changed it just 2 be rebellious

I don't think they ever spoke Spanish, so I don't know why they would be sticking with it. The Romans were all over Portugal, and Portuguese naturally evolved from Latin in the same way other romance languages evolved.

i just assumed they did and it was an offshoot...hmm

Not at all. I think there are similarities only because the two countries are right next to each other. I imagine the Spanish and Portuguese speakers along the borders have more similarities in both of their dialects. But there is an area in Northeast Portugal that has its own language -- not Spanish or Portguese -- much like there is Basque and Catalan.

I thought it was an offshoot of Galician.

Well, yeah, but Galician evolved from Latin. All I meant was that Portuguese comes from Latin, not Spanish. I know Galician was spoken in the Iberian peninsula. But Spanish was never the language of this region that became Portugal. Spanish evolved in Spain.

 

[Jeannie]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

 

[Master]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

disgusting

Perhaps you never shall I say “got it good” in the hynie?

 

[LotusBud]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

I've always thought that, too.

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

I used to think that, but more and more women enjoy it in the butt nowadays.

There’s nothing wrong with options

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

I've always thought that, too.

You’ve never had a finger stuck in the buttisimo?

liar

 

[Lily]

@LotusBud can u speak portuguese?

it always sounds like a drunken retarded spaniard with a mouth full of novacaine

OMG. LOL. Yes, the Portuguese don't like to pronounce vowels at all, or too many syllables for that matter.

"Estou" is pronounced "two," for example. "O que é que" is pronounced "Oak."

And then, of course, they say far more than is necessary. Here is how you say "pets": Os animais de estimação

I am learning. Not fluent at all, but I have simple conversations. I can read far more than I can understand verbally because of this pronunciation thing. Brazlians pronounce words far more clearly than Portuguese.

lol i dont speak it but its like every vowel is stretched in slo-mo

idk, they should have just stuck with spanish. potuguese is less efficient and its like they changed it just 2 be rebellious

I don't think they ever spoke Spanish, so I don't know why they would be sticking with it. The Romans were all over Portugal, and Portuguese naturally evolved from Latin in the same way other romance languages evolved.

i just assumed they did and it was an offshoot...hmm

Not at all. I think there are similarities only because the two countries are right next to each other. I imagine the Spanish and Portuguese speakers along the borders have more similarities in both of their dialects. But there is an area in Northeast Portugal that has its own language -- not Spanish or Portguese -- much like there is Basque and Catalan.

I thought it was an offshoot of Galician.

Well, yeah, but Galician evolved from Latin. All I meant was that Portuguese comes from Latin, not Spanish. I know Galician was spoken in the Iberian peninsula. But Spanish was never the language of this region that became Portugal. Spanish evolved in Spain.

I'm not debating. I just know that Galicia is near Portugal. Sometimes these debates seem like which came first the chicken or the egg.

They both seem to have influences from Latin & Arabic and whatever the native languages were before the Roman empire. It really doesn't matter.

Because I am fairly fluent in Spanish, I can understand a lot more Portuguese than I ever guessed I could. The same for Italian and even French. That is because of the major language influence being Latin.

 

[Lily]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

Nothing personal, but well, gross.

Yeah but….

isn’t taking it in the ass like a colonic? You know, causing a disruption so the shit tumbles out at a later date?

I don't know and don't want to really. I like it in my vagina. Call me a traditionalist.

 

[Master]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

Nothing personal, but well, gross.

Yeah but….

isn’t taking it in the ass like a colonic? You know, causing a disruption so the shit tumbles out at a later date?

I don't know and don't want to really. I like it in my vagina. Call me a traditionalist.

Old school

 

[Lily]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

Maybe they don't have enough girth and want a tighter orifice.

 

[Lily]

I just want to say this: that big dick is too big. Don't get jealous, guys. The only woman who can enjoy that is one with a lot of room to spare down there.

I heard a guy on a talk show once saying having a huge dick was horrible. Women broke up with him because of it.

Don't knock it till you try it Lootus. I bet you could fit that thing in your fanny with enough KY jelly

r u saying u want 2 stuff it into her pooper?

Some women like it in the ass.

My GF will turn over and say “Kevin, clean my pipe”

It happens

Nothing personal, but well, gross.

Yeah but….

isn’t taking it in the ass like a colonic? You know, causing a disruption so the shit tumbles out at a later date?

I don't know and don't want to really. I like it in my vagina. Call me a traditionalist.

Old school

 

[Jeannie]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

I used to think that, but more and more women enjoy it in the butt nowadays.

There’s nothing wrong with options

what do u need options for when u only have one dick?

if ur drawn 2 the poop-chute, ur a fag

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

Maybe they don't have enough girth and want a tighter orifice.

Not me. If I’m ass fucking a broad I want that shit broken in like a catchers mitt before I venture.

Dude I used to know who had a leg of ham sized dong said he heard a girls ass rip when he stuck it in. Im not that guy

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

I used to think that, but more and more women enjoy it in the butt nowadays.

There’s nothing wrong with options

what do u need options for when u only have one dick?

if ur drawn 2 the poop-chute, ur a fag

Shit, I got hands, fingers and toes.

You don’t go to a buffet and keep getting plates of the same fucking thing

 

[Lily]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

Maybe they don't have enough girth and want a tighter orifice.

Not me. If I’m ass fucking a broad I want that shit broken in like a catchers mitt before I venture.

Dude I used to know who had a leg of ham sized dong said he heard a girls ass rip when he stuck it in. Im not that guy

Sex is supposed to be pleasurable.

 

[Master]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

Maybe they don't have enough girth and want a tighter orifice.

Not me. If I’m ass fucking a broad I want that shit broken in like a catchers mitt before I venture.

Dude I used to know who had a leg of ham sized dong said he heard a girls ass rip when he stuck it in. Im not that guy

Sex is supposed to be pleasurable.

I agree, that’s why I said I’m not that guy

 

[Jeannie]

[/QUOTE]
I used to know who had a leg of ham sized dong said he heard a girls ass rip when he stuck it in.
[/QUOTE]

no doubt

ofc... i predict it went up yours with no problem

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud can u speak portuguese?

it always sounds like a drunken retarded spaniard with a mouth full of novacaine

OMG. LOL. Yes, the Portuguese don't like to pronounce vowels at all, or too many syllables for that matter.

"Estou" is pronounced "two," for example. "O que é que" is pronounced "Oak."

And then, of course, they say far more than is necessary. Here is how you say "pets": Os animais de estimação

I am learning. Not fluent at all, but I have simple conversations. I can read far more than I can understand verbally because of this pronunciation thing. Brazlians pronounce words far more clearly than Portuguese.

lol i dont speak it but its like every vowel is stretched in slo-mo

idk, they should have just stuck with spanish. potuguese is less efficient and its like they changed it just 2 be rebellious

I don't think they ever spoke Spanish, so I don't know why they would be sticking with it. The Romans were all over Portugal, and Portuguese naturally evolved from Latin in the same way other romance languages evolved.

i just assumed they did and it was an offshoot...hmm

Not at all. I think there are similarities only because the two countries are right next to each other. I imagine the Spanish and Portuguese speakers along the borders have more similarities in both of their dialects. But there is an area in Northeast Portugal that has its own language -- not Spanish or Portguese -- much like there is Basque and Catalan.

I thought it was an offshoot of Galician.

Well, yeah, but Galician evolved from Latin. All I meant was that Portuguese comes from Latin, not Spanish. I know Galician was spoken in the Iberian peninsula. But Spanish was never the language of this region that became Portugal. Spanish evolved in Spain.

I'm not debating. I just know that Galicia is near Portugal. Sometimes these debates seem like which came first the chicken or the egg.

They both seem to have influences from Latin & Arabic and whatever the native languages were before the Roman empire. It really doesn't matter.

Because I am fairly fluent in Spanish, I can understand a lot more Portuguese than I ever guessed I could. The same for Italian and even French. That is because of the major language influence being Latin.

Galicia straddled Portugal and Spain, I believe. There is still an area where they speak Galician. I think it's only in Spain, but I'm not sure.

Yeah. There are tons of cognates. European Portuguese, which has some major differences from Brazialian, has some very interesting verbal differences. Very different rules around verb conjugation/usage for some tenses.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

My wife likes it in the bum once in a while. So

 

[Jeannie]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

 

[Jeannie]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

My wife likes it in the bum once in a while. So

once a month i bet lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

Dang it Jean every girl I ever dated either liked it once in a while or wanted to try it once.

 

[Jeannie]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

Dang it Jean every girl I ever dated either liked it once in a while or wanted to try it once.

period time, or shes ovulating and doesnt want 2 chance one of your tadpoles getting passed the goalie if u dont pull out in time

 

[Lokmar]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

Dang it Jean every girl I ever dated either liked it once in a while or wanted to try it once.

My ex liked it like that sometimes when we were in our teens. It made me sick.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

Dang it Jean every girl I ever dated either liked it once in a while or wanted to try it once.

period time, or shes ovulating and doesnt want 2 chance one of your tadpoles getting passed the goalie if u dont pull out in time

Nope she had her tubes tied years ago

 

[Lily]

i have theory....
any dude who feels the need 2 stick in his girls poop chute when her vagina is available is semi gay

wtf

really, ollie? a pooper, r u
yuk

Dang it Jean every girl I ever dated either liked it once in a while or wanted to try it once.

period time, or shes ovulating and doesnt want 2 chance one of your tadpoles getting passed the goalie if u dont pull out in time

Good god imagine getting knocked up by one of these bozos...lmfao