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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down

You're no Nicki Minaj, Cuntess.

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Pick one day each week to indulge. You can keep a healthy bmi that way and not feel deprived.


That’s an idea!

Its about moderation. Ya have to have a healthy mix. Dont deprive yourself. I'll never forget this one quote, "I dont wanna die, and the last thing I ate was a water chestnut" lol.

Fucking asteroid could hit tomorrow. Eat what you want lol.

But dont open a bag of chips and sit down and eat the whole bag with French Onion dip and then eat a bowl of ice cream lol.
 

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I make my own chips mostly and you can make vegan desserts that are awesome.

Was it here I was posting about the chocolate pudding made out of avocados? There are tons of healthier versions of every junk food imaginable.
 

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Oh, and you have to move that booty, dance with music! Dont sit there and binge The Sopranos while downing a tub of ice cream. Ya gotta dance, eat a small bowl of ice cream, then sit down to a couple episodes. Then carry your ass in the bedroom and bang your husband! You'll burn those calories. Trust me, I know..... not that I bang your husband. Maybe ask that nice lady that was there while you were in isolation :GiggleBitch:
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

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...and I never pay da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess
 
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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

If so you'd need to smoke an entire fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

If so you'd need to smoke an entire fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo



Pine trees don't suppress appetite, Bigly Sparky.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

If so you'd need to smoke an entire fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo



Pine trees don't suppress appetite, Bigly Sparky.

:facepalm: ^^^ painfully fucking stupid
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.


I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

If so you'd need to smoke an entire fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo



Pine trees don't suppress appetite, Bigly Sparky.

:facepalm: ^^^ painfully fucking stupid


yes, you are.

It wasn't that hard to say "You'd need to smoke a cigarette the size of a fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo"

Well, if you have more than a brain stump it's not hard anyway...
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

If so you'd need to smoke an entire fucking pine tree to suppress yours you bloated hippo



Pine trees don't suppress appetite, Bigly Sparky.

:facepalm: ^^^ painfully fucking stupid


yes, you are.

No YOOO, MOooo
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.


I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.


You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.


I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.


You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.

And you're obese on a whole new level
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.


I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.


You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.


I believe Most Canadians are overweight too.
 

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I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches :LOL3:




fight me, I’m down


I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

images


...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess



Do you smoke?


No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.


That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.


I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.


You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.


I believe Most Canadians are overweight too.



It's quickly becoming the norm around the world. This means that 2/3rds of the people posting on forums are overweight or obese.
 

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Anyways if @Lily & @The Countess wanna lose weight, I gotta Joe patented diet that kin work wonders without the use of drugs or diet pills. 10-15 lbs loss guaranteed in no time.
 

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You both have 1 advantage working in your favor. That nice temperate California weather which could make it a cinch.
 

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Anyways if @Lily & @The Countess wanna lose weight, I gotta Joe patented diet that kin work wonders without the use of drugs or diet pills. 10-15 lbs loss guaranteed in no time.

Thanks for the offer, I'm currently working with a physician that specializes in the field. If you have tips, you should post them on a thread where it might prove useful to the fat fucks that will never post their pics.
 

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Anyways if @Lily & @The Countess wanna lose weight, I gotta Joe patented diet that kin work wonders without the use of drugs or diet pills. 10-15 lbs loss guaranteed in no time.

Thanks for the offer, I'm currently working with a physician that specializes in the field. If you have tips, you should post them on a thread where it might prove useful to the fat fucks that will never post their pics.

Ifya want I kin post the formula.

If not...then not.