Tell us something we don't know about you
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Many years ago when I was a bit of a troublemaker, I broke into an antique store in the middle of the night while drunk as hell. After grabbing some change from what I think was a tip jar, I suddenly had to take a massive explosive shit. Those that drink know what I mean...
So in the middle of the store was an antique toilet for sale. It wasn't plumbed in or anything. So I drop trou, take a seat, and did what I had to do: Sprayed out a massive explosive shit full of toxic rancid sludge right into that antique toilet.
To this day I still feel bad for whoever had to deal with that in the morning.
So in the middle of the store was an antique toilet for sale. It wasn't plumbed in or anything. So I drop trou, take a seat, and did what I had to do: Sprayed out a massive explosive shit full of toxic rancid sludge right into that antique toilet.
To this day I still feel bad for whoever had to deal with that in the morning.
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I think this thread is a good idea, but not on this forum.
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When I was getting married, during the ceremony....my husband took me as his husband. Those were the words he said instead of "take you as my beloved wife" he took me as his beloved "husband"
And I started giggling and he started giggling and I just went into complete hysterical laughter. Then everyone started laughing. It took a few minutes for us to gather ourselves and continue... but we were on the verge of laughing for the entire rest of the ceremony lol.
We still joke about this on our anniversary. Last year he gave me a "joke" anniversary card "to my husband on our anniversary" before giving me a "real" one lol.
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I do it too damn it and I don't know why
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Me too, I seriously thought I might be the only one. I do it no matter what I' drinking though.
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Me too, I seriously thought I might be the only one. I do it no matter what I' drinking though.
Well I do it anytime I'm holding a cup and drinking without a straw. When I tip the cup....my pinky pops out like a hand boner lol.
It just means we are super cool.
@Biggie Smiles does it too lmao
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I actually do that, especially if it's a small cup or can
I have huge hands and it just doesn't make sense to grab the whole thing like a gorilla
I have huge hands and it just doesn't make sense to grab the whole thing like a gorilla
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Like a Red Bull can
It's small
Besides, the less you grab the thing, the less your hands will warm it up
It's small
Besides, the less you grab the thing, the less your hands will warm it up
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Ok so something about me that no one here knows...........I work in a book warehouse where I process books for resale, donation or recycling. I get a discount on purchases and free books out of the recycling gaylords. I'm also involved in the company's literary council, we decide what libraries will get grants for their projects and programs.
Eat shit and die
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Hmmmm, do you find it difficult to do that stupid Star Trek hand sign? @Dove @Iggy McLulz
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That's already @Dr. Funkenstein's thing.
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I can only do it left handed, but no not normally. I only tried it cause you brought it up
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I can only do it left handed, but no not normally. I only tried it cause you brought it up
Bahahaha I can't do it, left or right
It's probably an hereditary thing
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yep
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I can't do it, I can keep the index and the middle finger together, the ring finger and the pinky want NOTHING to do with each other, I have to use the other hand to join them together and it hurts LOL
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Ok Dovey blew my theory
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I was born left handed, and went to a slightly abusive private school where they forced me to use my right hand.
Not because they thought I had the devil in me, but they had no accommodations for lefties.
So today, I'm ambidextrous.
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I broke my arm in 3rd grade and I had to write with my left hand
I remember my teacher saying it looked like something coming out of a seismograph
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I used to cry and my hand would shake. It was honestly horrible.
It was a private Pentecostal school.
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I didn't even try to improve, I knew it was temporary, so I just sat there and felt like a badass because I couldn't write
Did the test after it was healed
But I'm pretty sure I spend a week copying everything from the notebooks of classmates LOL
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Now I fully expect to get the usual razzing from the usual suspects in this forum about this, but my feet are not exactly the same size, not off by much, I don't have to special order pairs of shoes or anything, but one foot is just a little bit bigger than it's Socialist Comrade on the other foot, fortunately no one ever notices and I am not subjected to foot shaming or anything.
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I used to have a crush on her back in the day, not even joking.On International Women's Day…I thought how wonderful it was to have Stevie Nicks weaving her magic over the past few decades.
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Chin up, butter cup. I have the same issue with my boobs.
It's not obvious until I point it out....its just a slight difference. But yep. I got a Hefty and a Wimpy.
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Boobs and feets and hands, ears, eyes, all that paired stuff we have are rarely exact duplicates. I was doing the facetious.
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