In today's exclusive interview with Poark's boyfriend

[Biggie Smiles]

We ask the question:

What's it like fucking fat people?


Do they stink?

Is there a lot of friction?

What kind of sounds do they make?


do they leave nasty stains on the bed?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I never much like fucking fat chicks. I'll admit I fucked a few back in my oat sowing days.

 

[deport_liberals]

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[Adam Hitler]

Hogging hahaha fucks sake.

 

[Dove]

Makes me think of this



So fucking gross lol

 

[Seamajor]

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What about dwarfs? Always situated on the short end of life. Must be frustrating

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No seadusky. No one is interested in knowing how you feel when you’re touching children

 

[Seamajor]

I have zero interest in kids, you ignorant dwarf.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No seadusky. No one is interested in knowing how you feel when you’re touching children

 

[Lily]

I have zero interest in kids, you ignorant dwarf.

It's Fraught that buys Tamagotchi toys to entice the kiddies. It's right on this forum.

 

[Frood]

Nope, Land Whale....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

 

[Lily]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

 

[Lily]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

 

[Frood]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

it's the fact that she's uglier on the inside than on the out that is the real deal breaker

 

[Frood]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

it's the fact that she's uglier on the inside than on the out that is the real deal breaker

A regular Dr. Jeckle and Miss Pig-Hide....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

it's the fact that she's uglier on the inside than on the out that is the real deal breaker

A regular Dr. Jeckle and Miss Pig-Hide....

lmao @ Miss Pig-hide

 

[Lily]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

it's the fact that she's uglier on the inside than on the out that is the real deal breaker

A regular Dr. Jeckle and Miss Pig-Hide....

lmao @ Miss Pig-hide

Oh yeah, you're the picture of mental health, armed robber. No raging on your part. lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Nobody would care that Oak is as wide as a bus if she wasn't a bipolar schizo....

it's the fact that she's uglier on the inside than on the out that is the real deal breaker

A regular Dr. Jeckle and Miss Pig-Hide....

lmao @ Miss Pig-hide

Oh yeah, you're the picture of mental health, armed robber. No raging on your part. lmao

Miss Piggy sez wha?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

But in all seriousness tho

my cross forum drama minions tell me Noodle neck and the disgusting monster don't want Mrs Piggy back on CBT

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

 

[Lily]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

That's not a cookie

that's like a community swimming pool

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

or a flour bath

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

or a flour bath

Perhaps a depth sounder and a rowboat....

 

[Lily]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.