I’m officially 49 today

Wrong as per usual
Shaddup! I hate joooo!

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The card works well as a de-icer for your vehicle's windows when they won't go down in the winter. Just run it around the edges and stick it in the cracks to loosen things up.

I do the same thing except with my knees when I'm having trouble getting around in the morning.