Why does Stubby keep referring to Candy?

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Why does the little guy keep talking about Candy? Seem so obsessed with the subject. Is he trying to circumvent the new rules, which were badly needed.
 

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It is said that for some, Candy is very alluring.
 
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Nothing. Although bad for your teeth, and diabetics. Out side of that. Stuff your gut with it.
 

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Maybe he's referring to you thinking his ankles are candy and you have a sugar addiction :D dunno?
 

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Nothing. Although bad for your teeth, and diabetics. Out side of that. Stuff your gut with it.
Growing up, Halloween was my favourite holiday.
I was fortunate enough to grow up in a more innocent time, most kids went out trick or treating in small little groups of their siblings and friends, often without parental supervision, which made it easier for the older kids to just grab the bags of candy from the littler kids, it saved the time and bullshit of going up to a bunch of strangers houses and getting those disapproving looks from the ageists that look down on High School Football players trick or treating in uniform.
 

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Nothing. Although bad for your teeth, and diabetics. Out side of that. Stuff your gut with it.
Growing up, Halloween was my favourite holiday.
I was fortunate enough to grow up in a more innocent time, most kids went out trick or treating in small little groups of their siblings and friends, often without parental supervision, which made it easier for the older kids to just grab the bags of candy from the littler kids, it saved the time and bullshit of going up to a bunch of strangers houses and getting those disapproving looks from the ageists that look down on High School Football players trick or treating in uniform.
You must have grown up as a nigger. Us white kids never had those problems.
 
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Why do you think it’s on Stubbys mind all the time? As for you, enjoy the sugar
 

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Think allegorically wink wink, or something.



does anyone know why they keep showing the guys buried up to their heads, with their heads bobbing back and forth for?
 
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If anyone that should steer clear of candy, it’s the short little guy, Stubby. A 38’ waste on a 4’7” person is way outta wack.
 
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Anyone? What does this talk of candy have to do with the price of eggs? Anyone want to crawl into Stubbys mind and make a guess?
 

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Nothing. Although bad for your teeth, and diabetics. Out side of that. Stuff your gut with it.
Growing up, Halloween was my favourite holiday.
I was fortunate enough to grow up in a more innocent time, most kids went out trick or treating in small little groups of their siblings and friends, often without parental supervision, which made it easier for the older kids to just grab the bags of candy from the littler kids, it saved the time and bullshit of going up to a bunch of strangers houses and getting those disapproving looks from the ageists that look down on High School Football players trick or treating in uniform.

My older daughters (16 and 18) still trick or treat. I love it. They take their little sister out and I get to stay home and pass out candy.

In my circle.....we bully the pricks who complain about teens trick or treating. We shame them pretty ruthlessly.

What would people rather these kids be doing? Trick or treating or experimenting with drugs/alcohol at parties they resort to throwing?

It's still not even as fun as it was when I was a kid. Only a few small town areas really get into it.....at least here in MI. The haunted houses and corn mazes and cider mills are awesome, though. Squish is finally old enough to do the cool ones this year, too :D
 

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I LOVE going to the cider mill, Dove. I go to one that's still powered by water to operate the press. Have you ever heard of Yates Cider Mill?
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