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[LotusBud]

Gooood morning peoples

Bom dia.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Amazon have anounced as part of orientating new members of staff buck breaking will be included.

 

[The Scoundrel]

New series of Stranger Things is on Netflix so it's a chilled Sunday

 

[Weeg]

Mornin freends! Start yoor Sunday with Jesus and then Chinese buffet!

 

[The Scoundrel]

As our annual fundraiser my company was considering doing a sponsored parachute jump on behalf of the NHS. I got everyone to sign up then someone sent me this

 

[The Scoundrel]

All parachute injuries from two local parachute centres over a 5-year period were analysed. Of 174 patients with injuries of varying severity, 94% were first-time charity-parachutists. The injury rate in charity-parachutists was 11% at an average cost of 3751 Pounds per casualty. Sixty-three percent of casualties who were charity-parachutists required hospital admission, representing a serious injury rate of 7%, at an average cost of 5781 Pounds per patient. The amount raised per person for charity was 30 Pounds. Each pound raised for charity cost the NHS 13.75 Pounds in return. Parachuting for charity costs more money than it raises, carries a high risk of serious personal injury and place

 

[The Scoundrel]

It's worth considering when you're trying to do good, are you actually costing more than you donate?

 

[sweet tea]

Wazzzuuuuppppppp!?!

 

[sweet tea]

SHINEY THINGS!!!

 

[sweet tea]

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Makes sense Scoundrel

 

[sweet tea]

I like that word, Scoundrel... Sup GoGurt?

 

[sweet tea]

Oh shit, lmfao!!! There's a member up there with scoundrel as a call sign...

 

[sweet tea]

Durpy durp... hahaaaaaaa

 

[The Scoundrel]

GoGurt?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's our love handles. GoGurt & Devil Ant

 

[The Scoundrel]

Love handles? They're the rolls of fat hanging over a builders jeans lol

 

[sweet tea]

Love handles? They're the rolls of fat hanging over a builders jeans lol

Cushion for the pushing

 

[sweet tea]

Hi scoundrel person, I'm devil ant.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Love handles? They're the rolls of fat hanging over a builders jeans lol

Exactly

See how that works both ways?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Hi Devil. I'm just Scoundrel. Here there and everywhere

 

[Adam Hitler]

BTW, @Bastard Factory Aryan breaks the rule about PI fairly regularly.

WTF are you on about?

Don't play dumb with me, you ass.

No seriously, you've made the allegation, now explain yourself.

The only so called "PI" I have ever posted was of Large Lily dressed up as The Penguin and this was back on SG.

So again, WTF are you on about, you demented old Commie?

 

[sweet tea]

 

[sweet tea]

Fireworks going off... the party has begun.

 

[sweet tea]

Thank you members of the forces that take on our safety as a calling, both past and now. It takes more than most would ever know and I appreciate the courage.

 

[sweet tea]

May the sun rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I hate war. It shows how little the human race has evolved

 

[sweet tea]

Is that you @Lily? The one I used too know?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Same old trollop that's been leaving a slimy trail for years mate

 

[Lily]

No, I've been Lily for a little over a year.