Forum Blackmail

[Adam Hitler]

Just checking to see whether you'd put me back on ignore or not.

 

[Blandscape]

It's like watching the Hindenburg rise from its own ashes.

 

[Blandscape]

Just checking to see whether you'd put me back on ignore or not.

What's tae ignore me not at all Aryan piece of human flotsam?

 

[Kirk]

Here comes the bland-spam

 

[Blandscape]

Here comes the wet fart in a pair of brand new white bloomers in response!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Here comes the bland-spam

Why are you so obsessed with kikescape?

 

[Blandscape]

I am asking a simple question fur a simple audience, whit is Flea self strangulating herself wiff now, is it how her own talent as a poster who was never quite understood....or is it because it was?

 

[Blandscape]

Bilateral question. I can fill in the blank expression from either vantage point!

 

[Blandscape]

Here comes the bland-spam

Why are you so obsessed with kikescape?

Like yoor not.

 

[Adam Hitler]

When can I expect you to start mixing me up wth Scoundy again?

 

[Blandscape]

Everybody wiff no talent whatsoever is obsessed wiff me...I oft never wonder if they fink they look good tailgating me, or simply think attention equals status.

 

[Blandscape]

When can I expect you to start mixing me up wth Scoundy again?

I don't know, does 11pm GMT suit you?

 

[Kirk]

Blandscape is low tier talent, never produced any audio or video and only one photochop.

 

[Blandscape]

Of course I am, dat's why you are here.

 

[Blandscape]

With me...in real time.

 

[Blandscape]

Whit dae ye fink aboot da concept of time Proxy....is it linear or do you frequently lose it?

 

[Blurt]

Blandy, my dear boy.

We missed you!

This thread might now become even better than it already is.

 

[Blandscape]

So Blur, can you explain why Flea is upset?

 

[Kirk]

So Blur, can you explain why Flea is upset?

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

 

[Blandscape]

Not at all, and only if you feel compelled to read dis shite Proxy. You obviously do. Why is Flea upset is a question I am almost positive she can do anyfing but refuse to answer?

 

[Blandscape]

Did Joodug steal her favourite lip gloss?

 

[Blandscape]

Her site dat she payed fur in blood, sweat and the tears that Joodug parted from her like Moses on a Gravy Seal mission?

 

[Seamajor]

Not at all, and only if you feel compelled to read dis shite Proxy. You obviously do. Why is Flea upset is a question I am almost positive she can do anyfing but refuse to answer?

Who the fuck cares? She’s lost in Compton.

 

[Blandscape]

Who really knows?

 

[Blandscape]

Not Seamajor obviously.

 

[Blandscape]

Whit happened to Flea....and why did it ever matter?

 

[Blandscape]

I care, even if I don't!

 

[Blurt]

Easy answer: I think it has to do with Lily, Bonesaw, e-mails, bedtime at 7 pm, and chickens wearing pants.

 

[Blandscape]

I love panting pantless chickens but I find myself more compelled and compuncted to respond about the price of a basic pasta dish at Tony Macaroni. That restaurant has a lot to answer fur in terms of diabetes and bad carbohydrate decisions, but it is nought next to e-mails that people seem compelled to write.