Have YOU ever been NUDE in PUBLiC ?
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Yes. Several times.
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You first! I don't go nakey alone!
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I once ran around the block in underpants because I had lost a bet
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WTF ever happened to you? Absolute lunatic! then suddenly FISH!
I did the same but not over a bet and stark naked while wolf howling and getting all the dogs to join in....
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Many, many, many times. Hippy stuff and all that…and a B & D exhibition.
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Ya, I drive a truck. We're always whipping out our cocks to piss in public, since we have no choice. It's always nasty piss too... Either the remnants from last nights booze, or a steady flow of coffee piss.
It's just the way of the road. We're simply used to whipping out our cocks under any circumstances.
One time in Salinas parked for the night, I was having a few beers before bed, so had to whip out my cock and piss all over the road multiple times. Salinas PD rolled up while I had my cock in hand, pissing all over the road. They asked if I was the driver of this big rig. I said, "Yep!" They said, "Sorry for bothering you, Sir! Carry on!"
Those who rule the roads get to piss wherever they want! We are the Kings of our domain. We piss where many others wouldn't dare to piss. It's just the way of the road.
It's just the way of the road. We're simply used to whipping out our cocks under any circumstances.
One time in Salinas parked for the night, I was having a few beers before bed, so had to whip out my cock and piss all over the road multiple times. Salinas PD rolled up while I had my cock in hand, pissing all over the road. They asked if I was the driver of this big rig. I said, "Yep!" They said, "Sorry for bothering you, Sir! Carry on!"
Those who rule the roads get to piss wherever they want! We are the Kings of our domain. We piss where many others wouldn't dare to piss. It's just the way of the road.
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I similarly do the same thing when it comes to public shitting. I have a germ phobia and public toilets shit me to tears! Shitting in the ocean is the best, because the water helps wash the shit away. If you’re lucky enough to find a piece of coral reef real estate, the community fish will even help clean out your crack. One just needs to be mindful of the sharp-toothed wrasse on the porthole…
this Harlequin Tuskfish for example:
I similarly do the same thing when it comes to public shitting. I have a germ phobia and public toilets shit me to tears! Shitting in the ocean is the best, because the water helps wash the shit away. If you’re lucky enough to find a piece of coral reef real estate, the community fish will even help clean out your crack. One just needs to be mindful of the sharp-toothed wrasse on the porthole…
this Harlequin Tuskfish for example:
I used to snorkel out 3-4k's in the ocean.... then have to do a pressie... so I'd dive while shitting because it wants to go straight up.... but with no gravity, it won't break off.
That's where you take a fin off and use it to karate chop along the crack.
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You guys are lucky you have water warm enough to do that... You would NOT be shitting in the oceans here, unless it was an absolute emergency!
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Lol…I had a mate push one out whilst waiting for waves when we were surfing. He abruptly started screaming because it turned out to be a floater and it started inch-worming it’s way up his back.I similarly do the same thing when it comes to public shitting. I have a germ phobia and public toilets shit me to tears! Shitting in the ocean is the best, because the water helps wash the shit away. If you’re lucky enough to find a piece of coral reef real estate, the community fish will even help clean out your crack. One just needs to be mindful of the sharp-toothed wrasse on the porthole…
this Harlequin Tuskfish for example:
I used to snorkel out 3-4k's in the ocean.... then have to do a pressie... so I'd dive while shitting because it wants to go straight up.... but with no gravity, it won't break off.
That's where you take a fin off and use it to karate chop along the crack.
Lol…I had a mate push one out whilst waiting for waves when we were surfing. He abruptly started screaming because it turned out to be a floater and it started inch-worming it’s way up his back.I similarly do the same thing when it comes to public shitting. I have a germ phobia and public toilets shit me to tears! Shitting in the ocean is the best, because the water helps wash the shit away. If you’re lucky enough to find a piece of coral reef real estate, the community fish will even help clean out your crack. One just needs to be mindful of the sharp-toothed wrasse on the porthole…
this Harlequin Tuskfish for example:
I used to snorkel out 3-4k's in the ocean.... then have to do a pressie... so I'd dive while shitting because it wants to go straight up.... but with no gravity, it won't break off.
That's where you take a fin off and use it to karate chop along the crack.
That's why you must always dive and only use your arms with static frog-leg pose... then carefully remove one fin while the other arm keeps your body upside down underwater with frantic swatting.
It's an art form.
Far easier to poop in lakes or ponds with weeds though.... just pull yourself down then rub your bum at a 90 degree angle when you're finished.
Just ignore me on here. I don't care what you have to blather.
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Got it. Promise I won’t mention your tits. Trust me.
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I don’t eat dog food DD. Still eating it? What about the fam?
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Just smoke another cig. You’ll be fine. Go outdoors tho.
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