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According to his latest Tiktok profile , @Garraty_47 has a strange mustache. It resembles as a BOI PUSSY.

Sadly he put his Tiktok as hidden. So I can't provide yiu a screenshot.

But maybe some else have a profile pic of his BOI PUSSY???

Is this a new trend within oldfags?

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You think about me way too much, DoOF.

Is this your awkward method of flirting with me?
No judgement here but I have to make it clear there's no fucking way.
None.
Never.

Stop wasting your time writing me these cringe little love notes and find someone else.
 
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You think about me way too much, DoOF.

Is this your awkward method of flirting with me?
No judgement here but I have to make it clear there's no fucking way.
None.
Never.

Stop wasting your time writing me these cringe little love notes and find someone else.
You acted st thr beginning as a nice fella. While in reality you have bad antics. Your true face is coming out of you more and more.

Do you dream thwt baldy is teabagging your 50+ yo old crusty trucker face?
 

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Well, Dilf, you missed the post where he was defending Discord, which is where the creepers dwell, and was saying shit like “oh, I dunn miss dem days of coding software “ like… a creeper.

The guys asshole is an anal hard drive. If it’s hard, he will drive it right into it.

Hey Vitty, your getting slapped around by Dilf, maybe it’s time you, you know, actually make some sort of comeback? Or are you some sensitive little pussy crying about “tehf Flamings iz deadz “?
 

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Well, Dilf, you missed the post where he was defending Discord, which is where the creepers dwell, and was saying shit like “oh, I dunn miss dem days of coding software “ like… a creeper.

The guys asshole is an anal hard drive. If it’s hard, he will drive it right into it.

Hey Vitty, your getting slapped around by Dilf, maybe it’s time you, you know, actually make some sort of comeback? Or are you some sensitive little pussy crying about “tehf Flamings iz deadz “?
You creep as a chick on Fortnite…now off you embarrassment! AVO ……bahahahahahahaaa, what a lil’ pickle!

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You creep as a chick on Fortnite…now off you embarrassment! AVO ……bahahahahahahaaa, what a lil’ pickle!

:LOL3:
I have you on iggy and took you and your incessant retardation off for this one time to again, address this;

Idiot, it’s called a “smaller hit box” advantage. Every competitive player uses a female character for the exact same reason, there’s less to shoot at. They will also use darker skins so they can camp undetected or to hide in darker areas. Don’t believe me? Go look up all the big time money players, you stupid, incoherent mumbler. Don’t believe me still? Ask Iggy who saw first hand what the difference was between male and female skins in FN when I carried her to two dubs in four games.

You not only prove just how much of an imbecile you are with every post, but you also prove your not a competitive gamer. And any fucking idiot who never played Tomb Raider, Last of Us (the first one), Horizon Zero Dawn, etc, because the main character was female is a fucking insecure putz.

Incels go back on ignore.
 
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Well, Dilf, you missed the post where he was defending Discord, which is where the creepers dwell, and was saying shit like “oh, I dunn miss dem days of coding software “ like… a creeper.

The guys asshole is an anal hard drive. If it’s hard, he will drive it right into it.

Hey Vitty, your getting slapped around by Dilf, maybe it’s time you, you know, actually make some sort of comeback? Or are you some sensitive little pussy crying about “tehf Flamings iz deadz “?

In my book Twitch and Discord (what a pathetic brand name) is for queers and weak beta cucks!
A man is supposed to create , fight, work and leave a star in the universe.

I also hearded the rumors that @Garraty_47 s anus is a hard drive. There is a lot of talks about his anus. And his mouth which is BOI PUSSY lately with his moustache.

That fella is not an angel. Beware!

But I bet many beta cucks will defend him and discord chats where they all circle jerk!
 

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I have you on iggy and took you and your incessant retardation off for this one time to again, address this;

Idiot, it’s called a “smaller hit box” advantage. Every competitive player uses a female character for the exact same reason, there’s less to shoot at. They will also use darker skins so they can camp undetected or to hide in darker areas. Don’t believe me? Go look up all the big time money players, you stupid, incoherent mumbler. Don’t believe me still? Ask Iggy who saw first hand what the difference was between male and female skins in FN when I carried her to two dubs in four games.

You not only prove just how much of an imbecile you are with every post, but you also prove your not a competitive gamer. And any fucking idiot who never played Tomb Raider, Last of Us (the first one), Horizon Zero Dawn, etc, because the main character was female is a fucking insecure putz.

Incels go back on ignore.
Gay as fuck. Don’t ever call me an imbecile when you can not possible be at my intellectual level. You’re a fucking bum that plays video games with teenagers. You even sport a fucking female avatar here you faggot. Get the fuck off this forum…you’re not welcome!
 

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In my book Twitch and Discord (what a pathetic brand name) is for queers and weak beta cucks!
A man is supposed to create , fight, work and leave a star in the universe.

I also hearded the rumors that @Garraty_47 s anus is a hard drive. There is a lot of talks about his anus. And his mouth which is BOI PUSSY lately with his moustache.

That fella is not an angel. Beware!

But I bet many beta cucks will defend him and discord chats where they all circle jerk!
Agreed on Twitch and Discord.

Twitch is a boys/trans club where if you don’t suck cock, your not wanted or welcomed and for any future streamers my advice to you is get on Tiktok. You don’t need to jump thru hoops to make money, you can make money on your first stream, sponsors are everywhere and will actually reach out to you, and you will always have an audience where as Twitch only promotes either trannys or e-thots who send the incels running the place nudes.

Discord is creepy. And I question any adult using discord considering every Discord server is connected. If you think your discord is private, newsflash, it’s not. Pervs use discord to track children and in one case threw all their pervy shit on another server and all the ppl on it got arrested and went to prison.

No thanks. I’m not trying to be associated with pervos
 

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Gay as fuck. Don’t ever call me an imbecile when you can not possible be at my intellectual level. You’re a fucking bum that plays video games with teenagers. You even sport a fucking female avatar here you faggot. Get the fuck off this forum…you’re not welcome!
Hey fuckwad, truth hurt? You are an imbecile.

How fucking stupid can you be not knowing a female skin is a competitive advantage in FN?

I just used your head as a punching bag and now your stuttering “buh buh youz gotz teh female avatar” like a clapping chimp at feeding time in the zoo. Like GiGi Dolin was something horrible on the eyes.

Oh yeah, save the “youz playz with kids” bullshit when kids are rarely in my lobbies, you stupid moron. Don’t believe me? Ask Iggy. She played in my lobbies and can 100% confirm that out of every game we played we had maybe one kid who was a god tier player.

Here’s another thing you have no clue of but since your an imbecile I’ll learn you, sbmm, which is short for skill based matchmaking. Google it, thimble brain.

Your taking L’s like loads to the face right now and loving it.

As for not welcomed, ask BF.

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Agreed on Twitch and Discord.

Twitch is a boys/trans club where if you don’t suck cock, your not wanted or welcomed and for any future streamers my advice to you is get on Tiktok. You don’t need to jump thru hoops to make money, you can make money on your first stream, sponsors are everywhere and will actually reach out to you, and you will always have an audience where as Twitch only promotes either trannys or e-thots who send the incels running the place nudes.

Discord is creepy. And I question any adult using discord considering every Discord server is connected. If you think your discord is private, newsflash, it’s not. Pervs use discord to track children and in one case threw all their pervy shit on another server and all the ppl on it got arrested and went to prison.

No thanks. I’m not trying to be associated with pervos

I am PARA SHOCKED about you knowing these truths!!!

100%.

It is so embarrassing seeing men turning into incels and simps, when they see a thot. Thats why I am a red pilled alpha male And MGTOW. But I love women! Just not the western entitled ones.

Do you know Richard Cooper from Youtube? Entrepreneurs in Cars? Or Peterson???
They know what’s up!
What about youtuBe? Any tips to get sponsors there?

I am not into TikTok and that gay crap. Too much noise.

Dont start with Discord or Twitch. It reeks of GAiDS!!!!
 

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Hey fuckwad, truth hurt? You are an imbecile.

How fucking stupid can you be not knowing a female skin is a competitive advantage in FN?

I just used your head as a punching bag and now your stuttering “buh buh youz gotz teh female avatar” like a clapping chimp at feeding time in the zoo. Like GiGi Dolin was something horrible on the eyes.

Oh yeah, save the “youz playz with kids” bullshit when kids are rarely in my lobbies, you stupid moron. Don’t believe me? Ask Iggy. She played in my lobbies and can 100% confirm that out of every game we played we had maybe one kid who was a god tier player.

Here’s another thing you have no clue of but since your an imbecile I’ll learn you, sbmm, which is short for skill based matchmaking. Google it, thimble brain.

Your taking L’s like loads to the face right now and loving it.

As for not welcomed, ask BF.

Haw Haw
As far as BF’s mind works…you create reactions. Mere reactions and posting traffic. You’re like a mega-nerd around here, albeit right up there in cringe factor never the less. But carry on…you’re just like @Blandscape . Forum fodder…
 

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I am PARA SHOCKED about you knowing these truths!!!

100%.

It is so embarrassing seeing men turning into incels and simps, when they see a thot. Thats why I am a red pilled alpha male And MGTOW. But I love women! Just not the western entitled ones.

Do you know Richard Cooper from Youtube? Entrepreneurs in Cars? Or Peterson???
They know what’s up!
What about youtuBe? Any tips to get sponsors there?

I am not into TikTok and that gay crap. Too much noise.

Dont start with Discord or Twitch. It reeks of GAiDS!!!!
Eh, I think Andrew Tate is hilarious and I think he runs in those circles so…

Not that the incels in this community would listen to the things he says. Old Vitty here would probably have a stroke. Most of the chumps in this community would be happier wearing a fucking maxi pad then acting like an actual man, but that’s just my opinion.

Sorry, I’m an alpha. I treated that one broad here like manure just because I could and most of the morons here were crying right along with her like little fucking girls who had their Barbie dolls heads ripped off. Fucking incels.

As for YouTube, the time to make money on that site passed years ago. You make ten bucks per 1k views where as in 2016 you were making around 50. You have to make something viral as in millions of views to make any money and that’s if YouTube will actually allow monetization on it in the first place which is a roll of the dice.

A year ago I had a video hit 500k and only got 2500 bucks for it where as a guy on another forum made a video of a forklift backing up seven years ago made almost 500k. It’s just not there any more and there already taking pieces of the pie and leaving you with the crumbs. On that site you need an MCN and all of them are shit and don’t do anything for you unless you start pulling big numbers. And once you do, they’re taking your money before you even see it.

Tiktok is the only way to go, and it’s 100% the reason why everyone is on it now. Your getting a 50/50 revenue cut which trumps the 30% you get from Twitch or the set amount YouTube offers on top of a looser algorithm where randos will actually see the content you create. Plus, they pay daily. Make 500 bucks on a stream, it’s in your account an hour later. I sure as shit wouldn’t have gotten a Corsair affiliate on either Twitch or YouTube.
 

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Eh, I think Andrew Tate is hilarious and I think he runs in those circles so…

Not that the incels in this community would listen to the things he says. Old Vitty here would probably have a stroke. Most of the chumps in this community would be happier wearing a fucking maxi pad then acting like an actual man, but that’s just my opinion.

Sorry, I’m an alpha. I treated that one broad here like manure just because I could and most of the morons here were crying right along with her like little fucking girls who had their Barbie dolls heads ripped off. Fucking incels.

As for YouTube, the time to make money on that site passed years ago. You make ten bucks per 1k views where as in 2016 you were making around 50. You have to make something viral as in millions of views to make any money and that’s if YouTube will actually allow monetization on it in the first place which is a roll of the dice.

A year ago I had a video hit 500k and only got 2500 bucks for it where as a guy on another forum made a video of a forklift backing up seven years ago made almost 500k. It’s just not there any more and there already taking pieces of the pie and leaving you with the crumbs. On that site you need an MCN and all of them are shit and don’t do anything for you unless you start pulling big numbers. And once you do, they’re taking your money before you even see it.

Tiktok is the only way to go, and it’s 100% the reason why everyone is on it now. Your getting a 50/50 revenue cut which trumps the 30% you get from Twitch or the set amount YouTube offers on top of a looser algorithm where randos will actually see the content you create. Plus, they pay daily. Make 500 bucks on a stream, it’s in your account an hour later. I sure as shit wouldn’t have gotten a Corsair affiliate on either Twitch or YouTube.
You’re squirting shit all around the forum you prissy little faggot. Nobody wants to hear your video game prowess.

We’re businessmen. Entrepreneurs!

Fuck off and die already you irritating little wanker!
 

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As far as BF’s mind works…you create reactions. Mere reactions and posting traffic. You’re like a mega-nerd around here, albeit right up there in cringe factor never the less. But carry on…you’re just like @Blandscape . Forum fodder…
If that’s the case, then you create nothing.

You bring nothing to the table here and are a consistent spammer that nobody takes seriously.

And no offense, if I ever told BF it’s either me or that imbecile Brokemaw I’m 100% positive I’m not the one leaving.

Stick that one in your ass and smile, imbecile
 

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I am PARA SHOCKED about you knowing these truths!!!

100%.

It is so embarrassing seeing men turning into incels and simps, when they see a thot. Thats why I am a red pilled alpha male And MGTOW. But I love women! Just not the western entitled ones.

Do you know Richard Cooper from Youtube? Entrepreneurs in Cars? Or Peterson???
They know what’s up!
What about youtuBe? Any tips to get sponsors there?

I am not into TikTok and that gay crap. Too much noise.

Dont start with Discord or Twitch. It reeks of GAiDS!!!!

Did you just ask Poofer if he listens to people like Richard Cooper and Jordan Peterson?

Lmao!
 
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Eh, I think Andrew Tate is hilarious and I think he runs in those circles so…

Not that the incels in this community would listen to the things he says. Old Vitty here would probably have a stroke. Most of the chumps in this community would be happier wearing a fucking maxi pad then acting like an actual man, but that’s just my opinion.

Sorry, I’m an alpha. I treated that one broad here like manure just because I could and most of the morons here were crying right along with her like little fucking girls who had their Barbie dolls heads ripped off. Fucking incels.

As for YouTube, the time to make money on that site passed years ago. You make ten bucks per 1k views where as in 2016 you were making around 50. You have to make something viral as in millions of views to make any money and that’s if YouTube will actually allow monetization on it in the first place which is a roll of the dice.

A year ago I had a video hit 500k and only got 2500 bucks for it where as a guy on another forum made a video of a forklift backing up seven years ago made almost 500k. It’s just not there any more and there already taking pieces of the pie and leaving you with the crumbs. On that site you need an MCN and all of them are shit and don’t do anything for you unless you start pulling big numbers. And once you do, they’re taking your money before you even see it.

Tiktok is the only way to go, and it’s 100% the reason why everyone is on it now. Your getting a 50/50 revenue cut which trumps the 30% you get from Twitch or the set amount YouTube offers on top of a looser algorithm where randos will actually see the content you create. Plus, they pay daily. Make 500 bucks on a stream, it’s in your account an hour later. I sure as shit wouldn’t have gotten a Corsair affiliate on either Twitch or YouTube.
Not sure about this andrew Tate guy. Could be highly a psy ops. Also, i dont respect people being famous from "Tiktok" or any othe plattform without having a degree.

Mostly young scum, egocentrical influencer scum and fuck ups making it there. Making millions for being a clown or good looking that's. Without doing anything.

They arent here for thr long term.

I redpect trashmen, doctors, heart specialists or athletes. Because they devoted their youth for 1 thing.

While these influencer scum ride on hype. Being employees of big tech cumpanies .

But your Knowledge is supreme here. I see that you know how this game works. Wow.

May I ask you another question?
 

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If that’s the case, then you create nothing.

You bring nothing to the table here and are a consistent spammer that nobody takes seriously.

And no offense, if I ever told BF it’s either me or that imbecile Brokemaw I’m 100% positive I’m not the one leaving.

Stick that one in your ass and smile, imbecile
I’ve been here for over a decade…I bring plenty to the plate. You’re just a little dweeb that can’t keep your personal relationships private. You’re a wanker that most people cringe over. You’ve done fuck all your entire life because you’re a lazy little fuckwit.

I choose Breakfall as comic relief…even my username is suggestive of that fact.

You on the other hand are a very nerdy-looking individual that has tried to pump himself up at every possible opportunity on every fucking forum you decide to register with.

King fucking Martini! You’re a king poofter… nothing moar!

Bitch-slapped smelly little poofter! AVO!
:LOL3:
 

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Not sure about this andrew Tate guy. Could be highly a psy ops. Also, i dont respect people being famous from "Tiktok" or any othe plattform without having a degree.

Mostly young scum, egocentrical influencer scum and fuck ups making it there. Making millions for being a clown or good looking that's. Without doing anything.

They arent here for thr long term.

I redpect trashmen, doctors, heart specialists or athletes. Because they devoted their youth for 1 thing.

While these influencer scum ride on hype. Being employees of big tech cumpanies .

But your Knowledge is supreme here. I see that you know how this game works. Wow.

May I ask you another question?

Andrew Tate runs some MLM scheme directed at men called "Hustlers university". Most of his wealth comes from that.

He is now known in conservative circles because he was basically booted off the internet (which predictably made him more well known). His brother is some super wealthy playboy type.

He(Andrew Tate) did maul Pierce Morgan pretty hard and it was fun to watch.

While the whole red pill community enjoys him....most of his followers are teens. I wouldn't ever put him in the same league with Jordan Peterson.
 

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Andrew Tate runs some MLM scheme directed at men called "Hustlers university". Most of his wealth comes from that.

He is now known in conservative circles because he was basically booted off the internet (which predictably made him more well known). His brother is some super wealthy playboy type.

He(Andrew Tate) did maul Pierce Morgan pretty hard and it was fun to watch.

While the whole red pill community enjoys him....most of his followers are teens. I wouldn't ever put him in the same league with Jordan Peterson.
Whenever I read about shenanigans with teenagers…I just think of King Poofter Martini. Now that pasty nerd is a creeper!

:OMGLOL:
 

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I’ve been here for over a decade…I bring plenty to the plate. You’re just a little dweeb that can’t keep your personal relationships private. You’re a wanker that most people cringe over. You’ve done fuck all your entire life because you’re a lazy little fuckwit.

I choose Breakfall as comic relief…even my username is suggestive of that fact.

You on the other hand are a very nerdy-looking individual that has tried to pump himself up at every possible opportunity on every fucking forum you decide to register with.

King fucking Martini! You’re a king poofter… nothing moar!

Bitch-slapped smelly little poofter! AVO!
:LOL3:
Ok then, link me to anything of merit you have created here. I’ll wait.

And chances are I’ll be waiting forever, eh? If you have been here ten years, it’s ten years wasted considering your nothing but a dull, snore inducing bore. You cheated yourself wasting all that time with nothing to show for it.

Here’s a flex, imbecile;

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I did more in 12 days then you did in ten years.

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Ok then, link me to anything of merit you have created here. I’ll wait.

And chances are I’ll be waiting forever, eh? If you have been here ten years, it’s ten years wasted considering your nothing but a dull, snore inducing bore. You cheated yourself wasting all that time with nothing to show for it.

Here’s a flex, imbecile;

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I did more in 12 days then you did in ten years.

Haw Haw
I made more money in 12 days than you’ve made in 10 years son!

Most of my gems are lost to Bastard Factory 1.0 and the hiatus. I don’t need to prove myself to a sorry sod of a gamer like you. I’m semi-retired you bum! Lol
 
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Andrew Tate runs some MLM scheme directed at men called "Hustlers university". Most of his wealth comes from that.

He is now known in conservative circles because he was basically booted off the internet (which predictably made him more well known). His brother is some super wealthy playboy type.

He(Andrew Tate) did maul Pierce Morgan pretty hard and it was fun to watch.

While the whole red pill community enjoys him....most of his followers are teens. I wouldn't ever put him in the same league with Jordan Peterson.
Thanks bestest Dove for this clarification.

A young man needs guidance. Someone who knows where to go. Same with finance infleuncers who knows the next 10x or 100x.

I say this. At a certain age you don't need that. You found your inner compass and navigate through life.

These filthy swines and psy ops like whoreson Tate know that and hit a nerve. A new messiah. LoL

You know exactly where these imbeciles will end up in 3 or 4 years.

Jordan Pererson is the Maybach, while Thomas Tate is a Hyuandai. I piss in his influencer mouth.
 

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I made more money in 12 days than you’ve made in 10 years son!

Most of my gems are lost to Bastard Factory 1.0 and the hiatus. I don’t need to prove myself to a sorry sod of a gamer like you. I’m semi-retired you bum! Lol
I highly doubt that.

You are an imbecile. You read like an imbecile, you react like an imbecile, and quite frankly, you have that rather rare imbecilic vibe that is talked about but never really seen….until now.

Now, you can fool others closer to your imbecilic ilk, which is most of the mouth breathing incels here, but somebody like me? Nah

And since you can’t post one link to anything good, now you look like a complete fool, imbecile
 

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You acted st thr beginning as a nice fella. While in reality you have bad antics. Your true face is coming out of you more and more.

Do you dream thwt baldy is teabagging your 50+ yo old crusty trucker face?

When I try to read that bullshit I can't help imaging you saying it out loud but it sounds like you've got a mouth full of marbles (at least I think they're marbles; not going down that rabbit hole though) and you only make "Duhr GuhrHuhr Duhrp!" noises.

It's not that I don't appreciate your commitment to that dumbassed gimmick but there's not a chance in hell of me taking anything you knuckle out with your keyboard even halfway seriously.

Besides, aren't you supposed to be in the Shoutbox keeping it from drying up like the labia of every girl you've ever tried to ask out on a date? It's not good for a Shoutbox to be so dusty you know; run along and give it a nice tongue bath. If you need some tips on tonguing techniques ask Frood how he keeps his left nut so shiny.

And for fuck's sake spit out those marbles(?). You sound like a family of worms have been living in your head for weeks and they're finally starting to eat the more important bits now.