Round One

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Scene- Madison square garden.


Big Lilly sits in her dressing room eagerly awaiting the seventeenth defence of her `slimly cunt of the year title`.Her manager Breakfall walks in and asks her to get ready for the upcoming brawl. “I'm still eating my big mac you racist cunt” Screams big Lil. “Huh” replies Breakfall. “You're racist,racist,get out of my dressing room you honky faggot.” Breakfall sighs and big Lilly's intro music starts to play.


Intro music starts to play.


The crowd,mostly illegal mexicunts go wild “Big Lilly,Big lilly” they cheer loudly as this disgusting slob of a women makes her way to the ring.



The crowd again go silent once more. The speakers start to blast out `brown girl in the ring` as none other than big Flea makes her way to the ring. A solitary voice coming from an obviously retarded pensioner is heard screaming from the crowd “kill her my Queen,kill her.Boom-Boom.”



The two behemoths stare intensity at each other from accross the ring as referee Blurt does the introductions.


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Both ladies stay in there corners as the start of round one is announced. Neither seem willing to throw the first punch.

Flea rips off her sports bra and grasps a gargantuan left tittie in her hand. In an act of gymnastics not seen since the days of Olga Korbut, Flea does a double backward flip and crashes her gargantuan left tittie in to the hideous face of big Lilly. Big Lilly immediate hits the floor and the fight seems over as Flea cowers over her. “Finish her off” this dwarf like creature bellows from just outside of the ring. But Flea seems to be enjoying the moment for to long and fails to act.

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Big Lily is dazed but not out. In an act of sheer desperation she decides to go nuclear. Tearing off her huge undergarments and waving her legs in the air. The smell of her putrid skank hole starts to fill the arena. Judges reaper,Dilf and Aryan all collapse unconscious as the crowds desperately try to head for the nearest exit. Big Lilly gets back to feet as Flea stumbles against the ropes. The stench is just to much for Flea to take as she slowly crumbles to the floor. Ref Blurt looks around wondering what all the fuss is about “smells like good pussy to me”Blurt utters under his breath.”

Blurt starts the count- 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 ....


Flea seems out for the count and try as she might,she just can't seem to get back to her feet.

Ding-ding ,end of round one.

Flea has been saved by the bell.

Her trainer,a dwarf like creature drags Flea back to her corner. He starts to shout at big Lilly “you're crying,you're crying” as he tries to revive Flea.


Round 2 ?
 
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reaper

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Dovery might make an appearance in round two.Who knows how this epic battle of the titans may end lol.
 

Lily

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This Reaper story is far superior content than listening to blandscape flick his penis and drone on about his colossal ego for 20 damn minutes day after day.

A long winded fat lame is better than a short one. I got it. You're a great reviewer of content.
 

Garraty_47

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This Reaper story is far superior content than listening to blandscape flick his penis and drone on about his colossal ego for 20 damn minutes day after day.

If you'd bother listening to Blandscape's Vocaroos you'd know his ego is amost nev rarel very seldo not mentioned all that much, considering how often it deserves to be mentioned.

Oh wait... you *do* listen to them or you've lost the entire premise of that little poast.

How clumsy.

Stick to making things up from whole cloth: simply exaggerating isn't your forte.
 

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A long winded fat lame is better than a short one. I got it. You're a great reviewer of content.

Instead of rolling your stupid eyes all over the damn forum...go suckle a frog with your witch teats.
 

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If you'd bother listening to Blandscape's Vocaroos you'd know his ego is amost nev rarel very seldo not mentioned all that much, considering how often it deserves to be mentioned.

Oh wait... you *do* listen to them or you've lost the entire premise of that little poast.

How clumsy.

Stick to making things up from whole cloth: simply exaggerating isn't your forte.

Hrmmm...claiming to be able to beat up everyone in the community day after day has nothing to do with an overinflated ego...derp. All hat no cattle...derp derp
 

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My take on the "writing" of the reaper.


Hmmmmmm....I definitely give the self back patting cretin a passing grade just on the simple fact that the simpleton tried. I mean the medium sized bag of suck didn't have a chance in fucking hell of impressing me but the failure in itself is like a bouquet of red roses.

The writing of the reaper is at times painful, like an inner ear infection or at other times like someone running their nails down a chalk board for thirty minutes straight.
 

Lily

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Reaper did make an effort indeed. He should get credit for the effort and for giving us a trophy thread.:YaY:
 

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Dovery might make an appearance in round two.Who knows how this epic battle of the titans may end lol.
Not really looking forward to all that useless drivel you'll have to slop up. Your vocabulary along with your "writing style" is just absolutely horrendous.
 

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Big Lily is dazed but not out. In an act of sheer desperation she decides to go nuclear. Tearing off her huge undergarments and waving her legs in the air. The smell of her putrid skank hole starts to fill the arena. Judges reaper,Dilf and Aryan all collapse unconscious as the crowds desperately try to head for the nearest exit. Big Lilly gets back to feet as Flea stumbles against the ropes. The stench is just to much for Flea to take as she slowly crumbles to the floor. Ref Blurt looks around wondering what all the fuss is about “smells like good pussy to me”Blurt utters under his breath.”

10/10..... funniest lines and the dig at Blurt was just as funny. The judges fainting was a scream.

Excellent humour.
 
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Not really looking forward to all that useless drivel you'll have to slop up. Your vocabulary along with your "writing style" is just absolutely horrendous.
Oh,I'm sorry my little story didn't reach your high expectations of what a story should be.How about next time I add a bit of necrophilia,maybe some child rape.Maybe then it might just meet your high standards.

Here's a thing then tard.How about you write round two so we can all marvel at what a great story flamer you are ? With the only stipulation being that you have to be funny.Something we all know that you are not capable of doing.No shock flaming,necrophilia,child rape etc etc Just plain old funnay.You have plenty of material there to work with.Benzo in the crowd,snooze Dog shouting obscenities at Lilly,reaps,Dilf,Aryan all unconscious.Hell you could even find Dovey and Poofer having sex under the ring.

Impress me Flynn with your great story,or don't.Cause I'm really not intersted in hearing anymore of your monotonous bullshit.I'll just ignore anything from you apart from `round 2`.
 

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Gary, Scotty instills no fear in anyone, there aren't many posters who can do that...and how could they anyway when they are but mere words on a screen...an not that overwhelming force that frequently appeared in usenet known as the giant wall of cocks that would fall onto many an unsuspecting forum newbie...do you recall that...I hope not. How about Mount Shasta and the impeccable paranormal musings of John Winston who would post his articles in alt.flame uncaring that he was posting paranormal articles in alt.flame.

No...the only one who was that good at instilling fear was Menjy, he had the devastating sharp wit to eviscerate anyone and makes Scotty look like Gilbert T Sullivan.-AssFaCe
 

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Blandy can't humiliate... to struggles with even marginally amusing.

^That perfectly illustrates why I never took "matches" seriously and have no desire to revisit the silly things.

This stuff is nothing if not subjective.
What bores you I might find highly amusing.
What I find tepid you might consider a real knee-slapper.

And who's to say which of us is correct?
Someone else who's merely assessing with their own biased criteria?

It's nonsense.
Manufactured drama and artificial "achievements" that don't actually prove anything to anyone.

We're better off without trying to exhume those old "flametown" rituals that have been long buried for a very good reason:

They're the rotting corpses of a deservedly extinct species of forum interaction.
What kind of weirdo wants them laying around, stinking up the place and getting ooze on the carpets?

I'll not be lending my shovel to any such endeavors, thanks anyway.