Seamajor
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Boring to me, is a smoker who likes to listen to himself, smoke and talk. Don’t stop tho
Round One
- Thread starter reaper
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Boring to me, is a smoker who likes to listen to himself, smoke and talk. Don’t stop tho
Seamajor
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Scene- Madison square garden.
Big Lilly sits in her dressing room eagerly awaiting the seventeenth defence of her `slimly cunt of the year title`.Her manager Breakfall walks in and asks her to get ready for the upcoming brawl. “I'm still eating my big mac you racist cunt” Screams big Lil. “Huh” replies Breakfall. “You're racist,racist,get out of my dressing room you honky faggot.” Breakfall sighs and big Lilly's intro music starts to play.
Intro music starts to play.
The crowd,mostly illegal mexicunts go wild “Big Lilly,Big lilly” they cheer loudly as this disgusting slob of a women makes her way to the ring.
The crowd again go silent once more. The speakers start to blast out `brown girl in the ring` as none other than big Flea makes her way to the ring. A solitary voice coming from an obviously retarded pensioner is heard screaming from the crowd “kill her my Queen,kill her.Boom-Boom.”
The two behemoths stare intensity at each other from accross the ring as referee Blurt does the introductions.
Both ladies stay in there corners as the start of round one is announced. Neither seem willing to throw the first punch.
Flea rips off her sports bra and grasps a gargantuan left tittie in her hand. In an act of gymnastics not seen since the days of Olga Korbut, Flea does a double backward flip and crashes her gargantuan left tittie in to the hideous face of big Lilly. Big Lilly immediate hits the floor and the fight seems over as Flea cowers over her. “Finish her off” this dwarf like creature bellows from just outside of the ring. But Flea seems to be enjoying the moment for to long and fails to act.
Big Lily is dazed but not out. In an act of sheer desperation she decides to go nuclear. Tearing off her huge undergarments and waving her legs in the air. The smell of her putrid skank hole starts to fill the arena. Judges reaper,Dilf and Aryan all collapse unconscious as the crowds desperately try to head for the nearest exit. Big Lilly gets back to feet as Flea stumbles against the ropes. The stench is just to much for Flea to take as she slowly crumbles to the floor. Ref Blurt looks around wondering what all the fuss is about “smells like good pussy to me”Blurt utters under his breath.”
Blurt starts the count- 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 ....
Flea seems out for the count and try as she might,she just can't seem to get back to her feet.
Ding-ding ,end of round one.
Flea has been saved by the bell.
Her trainer,a dwarf like creature drags Flea back to her corner. He starts to shout at big Lilly “you're crying,you're crying” as he tries to revive Flea.
Round 2 ?
Erica seems busy with other diversions.
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Wow. You just admiitted that you're a GAY.
Huh,what you going on about.
Lily
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There some funny Mexican word of the day/hat memes, that one falls a little short.
Here's a couple of funny ones:
and LMFAO
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Ya hear that, DD!!--
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TO: Reaper
RE: Writing Submission
FR: Flynn C.E.O. & Editor-In-Charge-and-At-Large-Just-Not-Lily-Large of B.F. Publishing
RE: Writing Submission
To Reaper,
Upon further examination of your "writing submission," I have found several glaring trouble areas in your writing, even in the basic technical writing areas. This unfortunately tells me alot about your level of literary mastery or a lack of.
You try to use my main stream and truthful prose about Breakfall and his dismal downfall over a secret fantasy he already fulfilled a crime. My reporting of him having sexual relations with his dead mother could have been bluntly written but I made it an art piece, something you could hang or show off on a coffee table as a topic of conversation.
As I stated before, if you indeed know me like you say you do, then you know I don't have to prove fuck to the likes of your dumb ass that can't even throw up a proper story lame. Instead your small and reptile-like mind went the "pussy" and "ass" route. How very QUAINT! Because no one ever uses vulgar crap as quality content.
In closing, I have nothing to "prove" to you, you sad little ankle leech. I know of you from the old SG and not before that probably because your writing level is that of a horse dick in the throws of ejaculation. Very unpleasant and often all over the place.
Sincerely,
Flynn
XxXxX
C.E.O.
B.F. Publishing
Good attempt, similar to the stories flynn used to writeScene- Madison square garden.
Big Lilly sits in her dressing room eagerly awaiting the seventeenth defence of her `slimly cunt of the year title`.Her manager Breakfall walks in and asks her to get ready for the upcoming brawl. “I'm still eating my big mac you racist cunt” Screams big Lil. “Huh” replies Breakfall. “You're racist,racist,get out of my dressing room you honky faggot.” Breakfall sighs and big Lilly's intro music starts to play.
Intro music starts to play.
The crowd,mostly illegal mexicunts go wild “Big Lilly,Big lilly” they cheer loudly as this disgusting slob of a women makes her way to the ring.
The crowd again go silent once more. The speakers start to blast out `brown girl in the ring` as none other than big Flea makes her way to the ring. A solitary voice coming from an obviously retarded pensioner is heard screaming from the crowd “kill her my Queen,kill her.Boom-Boom.”
The two behemoths stare intensity at each other from accross the ring as referee Blurt does the introductions.
Both ladies stay in there corners as the start of round one is announced. Neither seem willing to throw the first punch.
Flea rips off her sports bra and grasps a gargantuan left tittie in her hand. In an act of gymnastics not seen since the days of Olga Korbut, Flea does a double backward flip and crashes her gargantuan left tittie in to the hideous face of big Lilly. Big Lilly immediate hits the floor and the fight seems over as Flea cowers over her. “Finish her off” this dwarf like creature bellows from just outside of the ring. But Flea seems to be enjoying the moment for to long and fails to act.
Big Lily is dazed but not out. In an act of sheer desperation she decides to go nuclear. Tearing off her huge undergarments and waving her legs in the air. The smell of her putrid skank hole starts to fill the arena. Judges reaper,Dilf and Aryan all collapse unconscious as the crowds desperately try to head for the nearest exit. Big Lilly gets back to feet as Flea stumbles against the ropes. The stench is just to much for Flea to take as she slowly crumbles to the floor. Ref Blurt looks around wondering what all the fuss is about “smells like good pussy to me”Blurt utters under his breath.”
Blurt starts the count- 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 ....
Flea seems out for the count and try as she might,she just can't seem to get back to her feet.
Ding-ding ,end of round one.
Flea has been saved by the bell.
Her trainer,a dwarf like creature drags Flea back to her corner. He starts to shout at big Lilly “you're crying,you're crying” as he tries to revive Flea.
Round 2 ?
- Reaction score
- 25,124
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You didnt HAVE to prove him right.
Yet......you did.
You are either yelping like an abused animal or blathering about child rape and necrophilia.
One day you'll grow up and learn you cant hurt the feelings of people who have none and you'll relax. Or not. Yanno?
Well yeah,I could have easily raped Flynn for that obvious post of surrender if I so chose too.
It's not nice to pick on the retarded though Dovey.
I'm nice like that.
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- United states
You know how we used to go out and fuck with people on the innerweb to get the exact outraged response Flynn serves up on a regular basis?
Plynn is just a retarded bitch with no emotional regulation skills. There is no challange whatsoever lol.
It also impossible for that thing to be `funnay`.
I knew full well it would't/couldn't accept the challenge I presented it.
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- 14,337
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- "People say I never STFU." -Flynn.
It's too full of seething soy rage and bitterness to be entertaining.
The mad at teh internetz routine gets old fast and it doesn't know any other schtick, so what we're unfortunately left with, is a redundant troll with zero redeeming qualities or value.
Still, that doesn't stop the various dregs of the forum repeatedly attempt to kiss it's ass. LOL
The mad at teh internetz routine gets old fast and it doesn't know any other schtick, so what we're unfortunately left with, is a redundant troll with zero redeeming qualities or value.
Still, that doesn't stop the various dregs of the forum repeatedly attempt to kiss it's ass. LOL
- Reaction score
- 777
- Location
- meltdown
Further examination? Most of us have read Reeper's thread twice or more because it's awesome.
I've already done you in, "Flynn". You and your thinner brother, who I just outted as a very clever spammer/interest stirrer/site owner clowner/ ... it would have never stopped had I, SirSuperSouthern the Bravest, selfishly NOT let y'all know that Flea needs Lord Martini more than new shoes...
SSS
- Want me to send you some dick pics?
The sentiment is as old as time... a bunch of slope headed hominids jumping around a tribe's fire extolling the size of their penises or milk producing fun bags and ability to take somebody else's man's seed.
So it will continue till WE end.
But flaming and trolling goes on... and only the message boards are dying because those game grounds have become skint/populated with meagre and aging prey.
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I find the forums to be cringe… and it’s too pretty outside year-round to be bothered.
Oh who am I kidding… I fucked around and woke up in a healthy relationship. Who doesn’t prefer head to headaches bwa hahahaha
But also because forums are wanna be big dick energy infested and historically men super suck. Here is a good example why:
.: Circa 1870 :.
Man: Doctor, my wife has had 4 children and zero orgasms. She isn’t allowed to vote and she cries a lot.
Dr. Man: Obviously she is insane.
Oh who am I kidding… I fucked around and woke up in a healthy relationship. Who doesn’t prefer head to headaches bwa hahahaha
But also because forums are wanna be big dick energy infested and historically men super suck. Here is a good example why:
.: Circa 1870 :.
Man: Doctor, my wife has had 4 children and zero orgasms. She isn’t allowed to vote and she cries a lot.
Dr. Man: Obviously she is insane.
Omnipotent
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matches are great fun and attract audiences... you are nothing but a Davy Downer. I already did a match here even though I had covid....you are a dickhead... fuck off.
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I see you 2 are still getting along famously.
I find the forums to be cringe… and it’s too pretty outside year-round to be bothered.
Oh who am I kidding… I fucked around and woke up in a healthy relationship. Who doesn’t prefer head to headaches bwa hahahaha
But also because forums are wanna be big dick energy infested and historically men super suck. Here is a good example why:
.: Circa 1870 :.
Man: Doctor, my wife has had 4 children and zero orgasms. She isn’t allowed to vote and she cries a lot.
Dr. Man: Obviously she is insane.
The red wave is coming, lawn gnome....
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Sure, if you can tell us your IQ by holding up some fingers of one hand.
Of course you like them.
You're the poster child for horribly botched lobotomies.
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That's a given; she'll never change and I'll always loathe everything about her.
She's a barnacle on the hull of the internets that refuses to be chiseled off- we'll just have to wait until she eventually withers and drops in her own time.
Omnipotent
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Seamajor
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Living life as you do, I can see it gets you and Frank off.
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Is this your roundabout way of telling me you’re thirsty?
Omnipotent
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Omnipotent
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The best part about matches you can torment old men who sit at their computers in their diapers all day flipping birds at their betters....lol
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"The dig at Blurt"?
Where?
You mean where Weapy Jeepers pulled a delt trying to reach up for my ankle?
Sure, I'll take that as a dig if you want, Cas.
Never let it be said that ol' Blurt ain't magnanimous; I don't mind inferior wordsmiths using my Blurtness if doing so improves the quality of their yarn-spinning. Of course, that's not saying that I think this is what happened here. I mean, take away the reliance on images and fat lames and what's left, other than a sub-par post not even UncleFiLTHy would deign smear with his gay poop?
As for Vocaroos, I don't listen to them. Ever. I come here to read, not to submit my earholes to aural torture.
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Christ, just how tall are you in heels?
