Round One

[reaper]

"The dig at Blurt"?

Where?

You mean where Weapy Jeepers pulled a delt trying to reach up for my ankle?

Sure, I'll take that as a dig if you want, Cas.

Never let it be said that ol' Blurt ain't magnanimous; I don't mind inferior wordsmiths using my Blurtness if doing so improves the quality of their yarn-spinning. Of course, that's not saying that I think this is what happened here. I mean, take away the reliance on images and fat lames and what's left, other than a sub-par post not even UncleFiLTHy would deign smear with his gay poop?

As for Vocaroos, I don't listen to them. Ever. I come here to read, not to submit my earholes to aural torture.

Wasn't really a dig at you young man/lady,what ever you are calling yourself nowadays.It was merely the first name that popped in to my head whilst writing my "inferior wordsmiths post,that relied on images and fat lames and was a sub-par post not even UncleFiLTHy would deign smear with his gay poop". I'm just a bit new here kid and didn't really know who else would fit the part tbh.

Still I'm glad it didn't hurt your feelz badly enough that you would feel the need to prance in to the thread and tell me you thought it sucked.I can only conclude that if I searched your post history that I'd find several great threads you've authored that show boat your great story telling and eloquent wordsmanship? I hate for you to be one of those people that criticises others yet offers nothing in return.After all I do remember the `roast slow cunt` thread at Poofers forum and your great showing of writing ability in that comp.How many votes did you get in that thread btw ?

Anyhow,it was just a bit of fun Blurtster.No need to get your granny panties all in a knot about it.And to show just how bloody lovely I really am.I went out of my way to find you this-

Now you can give birth to a little niglet if you so chose.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh. My. God.

Please tell me that item isn't real?

Normally I'd automatically dismiss something like that as a troll, but in today's clown world, pretty much anything is possible.

 

[reaper]

Oh. My. God.

Please tell me that item isn't real?

Normally I'd automatically dismiss something like that as a troll, but in today's clown world, pretty much anything is possible.

Ask Blurt

 

[reaper]

Is anyone else `butt hurt` over my ickle story ?

 

[Blurt]

Christ, just how tall are you in heels?

Depends.

How high are the heels?

 

[Blurt]

Wasn't really a dig at you young man/lady,what ever you are calling yourself nowadays.It was merely the first name that popped in to my head whilst writing my "inferior wordsmiths post,that relied on images and fat lames and was a sub-par post not even UncleFiLTHy would deign smear with his gay poop". I'm just a bit new here kid and didn't really know who else would fit the part tbh.

Still I'm glad it didn't hurt your feelz badly enough that you would feel the need to prance in to the thread and tell me you thought it sucked.I can only conclude that if I searched your post history that I'd find several great threads you've authored that show boat your great story telling and eloquent wordsmanship? I hate for you to be one of those people that criticises others yet offers nothing in return.After all I do remember the `roast slow cunt` thread at Poofers forum and your great showing of writing ability in that comp.How many votes did you get in that thread btw ?

Anyhow,it was just a bit of fun Blurtster.No need to get your granny panties all in a knot about it.And to show just how bloody lovely I really am.I went out of my way to find you this-

Now you can give birth to a little niglet if you so chose.

Oy vey!

I said "wordsmith," not "word drone."

I'm trading my bottle of E-Z Snooz for a stack of Reaper posts.

(The irony is not lost on me that you're the one scouring the net for Butt Babies, not me.)

 

[reaper]

 

[Lily]

Stop being a snowflake, FFS. He hardly posts.

 

[reaper]

Stop being a snowflake, FFS. He hardly posts.

Why do you have to stick your fat fucking face in to everyones business.You jump in to other peoples convos all the time without much of a clue whats going on.And as per usual make a complete fucking arse of yourself.

 

[Lily]

Why do you have to stick your fat fucking face in to everyones business.You jump in to other peoples convos all the time without much of a clue whats going on.And as per usual make a complete fucking arse of yourself.

I see that the truth stings.

You're posting on an open board. Buckle up, cupcake...you buy the ticket, you take the ride.

 

[reaper]

I see that the truth stings.

You're posting on an open board. Buckle up, cupcake...you buy the ticket, you take the ride.

You can't even see your feet lardy,yet alone anything else.

You're nothing but the forum busy body.

I'm amused though that you felt the need to play capt save a hoe for dear old Blurt.Even when he didn't need it lulz.

 

[Lily]

You can't even see your feet lardy,yet alone anything else.

You're nothing but the forum busy body.

I'm amused though that you felt the need to play capt save a hoe for dear old Blurt.Even when he didn't need it lulz.

Not playing captain anything. I thought your meme was colossally stupid and commented on its stupidity. The memes should fit reality, or the online version of it in any case.

You're welcome.

 

[reaper]

Not playing captain anything. I thought your meme was colossally stupid and commented on its stupidity. The memes should fit reality, or the online version of it in any case.

You're welcome.

WHOOSH .....

It's not an act is it.

You really are as dumb as you come across.

 

[Lily]

WHOOSH .....

It's not an act is it.

You really are as dumb as you come across.

Your insult is clear evidence that it's you that doesn't have a rational response.

 

[Blurt]

Why do you have to stick your fat fucking face in to everyones business.You jump in to other peoples convos all the time without much of a clue whats going on.And as per usual make a complete fucking arse of yourself.

^ Sez Cpl. Please-Save-Me-From-Blurt-Mister-Bossman.

I like you Reaps. Always have, always will.

Your poor showing here today changes nothing.

 

[Lily]

^ Sez Cpl. Please-Save-Me-From-Blurt-Mister-Bossman.

I like you Reaps. Always have, always will.

Your poor showing here today changes nothing.

I think he was having a bad day.

 

[Seamajor]

The sentiment is as old as time... a bunch of slope headed hominids jumping around a tribe's fire extolling the size of their penises or milk producing fun bags and ability to take somebody else's man's seed.

So it will continue till WE end.

But flaming and trolling goes on... and only the message boards are dying because those game grounds have become skint/populated with meagre and aging prey.

But you’re such an easy target.

 

[Omnipotent]

"The dig at Blurt"?

Where?

You mean where Weapy Jeepers pulled a delt trying to reach up for my ankle?

Sure, I'll take that as a dig if you want, Cas.

Never let it be said that ol' Blurt ain't magnanimous; I don't mind inferior wordsmiths using my Blurtness if doing so improves the quality of their yarn-spinning. Of course, that's not saying that I think this is what happened here. I mean, take away the reliance on images and fat lames and what's left, other than a sub-par post not even UncleFiLTHy would deign smear with his gay poop?

As for Vocaroos, I don't listen to them. Ever. I come here to read, not to submit my earholes to aural torture.

the dig was, everyone was over-powered by stank hole but you... why was that???? That's a dig dopey.

honestly, half of the dummies here fail comprehension, I swear!

the vocaroos should not be allowed to be spammed on this forum.... an occasional one,....ok. Blandscape should be gagged or have an alien violently rip out his vocal cords.... The two idiots Blandscape and Vitriol are the least attractive men on the forum.

 

[Garraty_47]

The two idiots Blandscape and Vitriol are the least attractive men on the forum.

Words, either written or spoken, are insufficient to express my rapturous emotions at reading the most horrid creature to ever infest a forum is not interested in me, like, sexually.

I will not even attempt it.

An emoji will have to do for conveying at least a minuscule part of my overwhelming relief and boundless joy:

 

[Omnipotent]

Words, either written or spoken, are insufficient to express my rapturous emotions at reading the most horrid creature to ever infest a forum is not interested in me, like, sexually.

I will not even attempt it.

An emoji will have to do for conveying at least a minuscule part of my overwhelming relief and boundless joy:

Go suck a dick fatso!!!

 

[Blurt]

the dig was, everyone was over-powered by stank hole but you... why was that???? That's a dig dopey.

honestly, half of the dummies here fail comprehension, I swear!

the vocaroos should not be allowed to be spammed on this forum.... an occasional one,....ok. Blandscape should be gagged or have an alien violently rip out his vocal cords.... The two idiots Blandscape and Vitriol are the least attractive men on the forum.

Well, your computer must be equipped with Reaper's patented Scratch 'n' Weep Smell-O-Vision High Definiton Olfactory monitor 'cause the only skankiness to reach my brain was Reaper's attempt at comedic prose.

Cas, the only one not understanding something here is you, my Downunder lassie.

I read the same thing you read but chose not to see it as a dig; I've not led so sheltered a life that I haven't smelled stuff far worse than unwashed pussy. @Aryan 's every thought comes to mind here.

Don't be such an easily horrified dingbat, Caskur dearest. I'd hate to have to come to think of you as one of this board's most "precious" asse(t)s.

 

[Omnipotent]

I do wish these dills who dare comment on other people's funny and entertaining short stories fuck off back to the rocks they crawled out from and stop bothering me with their hauty whines about wordsmithiness crapolla and other dullard enteries. English is our language and we can write it any bloody way we like.

 

[Frood]

But you’re such an easy target.

Ok, Joe Biden's Buttplug....

 

[Seamajor]

Ok, Joe Biden's Buttplug....

All because your need, will, and inclination to be a women. Goofy broad

 

[Omnipotent]

Well, your computer must be equipped with Reaper's patented Scratch 'n' Weep Smell-O-Vision High Definiton Olfactory monitor 'cause the only skankiness to reach my brain was Reaper's attempt at comedic prose.

Cas, the only one not understanding something here is you, my Downunder lassie.

I read the same thing you read but chose not to see it as a dig; I've not led so sheltered a life that I haven't smelled stuff far worse than unwashed pussy. @Aryan 's every thought comes to mind here.

Don't be such an easily horrified dingbat, Caskur dearest. I'd hate to have to come to think of you as one of this board's most "precious" asse(t)s.

Prove you can write something funnier than what reaper wrote.....g'arn!!!!

 

[reaper]

^ Sez Cpl. Please-Save-Me-From-Blurt-Mister-Bossman.

I like you Reaps. Always have, always will.

Your poor showing here today changes nothing.

Yes,and claiming some non existent victory is never the act of the desperate lulz.

And I hate you,just so you know

 

[reaper]

the dig was, everyone was over-powered by stank hole but you... why was that???? That's a dig dopey.

honestly, half of the dummies here fail comprehension, I swear!

the vocaroos should not be allowed to be spammed on this forum.... an occasional one,....ok. Blandscape should be gagged or have an alien violently rip out his vocal cords.... The two idiots Blandscape and Vitriol are the least attractive men on the forum.

Don't bother Cask.

You know how it goes.Those of us that can,do.Those of us that can't,critisise.

It was written off the cuff as a bit of light hearted fun.The fact that these idiots think I was putting in some major effort amuses the hell out of me.As you well know,5-10 years ago I'd of had Breakfall raping big Lillys grandkids and all sort of debauchery.I'm just too nice nowadays which these tards take as a weakness.Still let the bitter little imbeciles moan.It's all they are good for.

 

[Omnipotent]

we should rev this place up.

Make them suffer for being lame....

 

[Garraty_47]

The fact that these idiots think I was putting in some major effort amuses the hell out of me.

For what it's worth, Reaps, I never think you put forth any effort at all.

I'm not in the habit of presuming facts not in evidence.

 

[reaper]

For what it's worth, Reaps, I never think you put forth any effort at all.

I'm not in the habit of presuming facts not in evidence.