Forum Thanksgiving 2023

[Oerdin]

The pet turkey is like WTF?!

 

[DDT]

Sorry about your sins, Dove.

Why do you have an Injun as your av now? Is it because Thanksgiving is a White peoples thing, and you dislike your own peoples?

 

[X]

rAVEN messaged me, said she ate and can't git up

word on the streET is @UncleDiLF groped a bird
the bird waZ pissed and flew to BrazoohOO an raped Rancy ..

...

 

[Blurt]

Sorry about your sins, Dove.

Why do you have an Injun as your av now? Is it because Thanksgiving is a White peoples thing, and you dislike your own peoples?

Why are you wearing that silly hat? It clashes with yer shades and yer pasty skin, yo!

 

[Admin.]

 

[Oerdin]

A true classic.

 

[Lokmar]

My fave is when he told YUO "Get behind me satan!".

At least we know Admin will be in hell soon

Judge not, lest ye be judged, Heifer.

I prefer:

“You have judged correctly,” Jesus said.

 

[Oerdin]

We just got finished doing the dishes and putting the leftovers away. Even the youngest helped out though he seemed more interested in playing with the soap bubbles instead of cleaning. Still, it was a wonderful day.

 

[Oerdin]

Lol! How dumb can someone get?

 

[Blazor]

Lol, thats funny Oerdin.


I went two places yesterday, my great aunts (all Pure Bloods), and then my sis-in-law's (all Tainted Bloods). Some Pure Bloods went with me, but after they left, the Tainted Bloods tried talking all that "you need to be vaxxed! You're gonna kill people!". So I laughed it off, and told them I had to go lol. See ya at Christmas!

Oh, I said that joke too while I was there.... "so I hear if I talk about Politics at Thanksgiving it will save everyone money on Christmas" lolol.

 

[Lily]

Thanksgiving was a resounding success. Great food, good company. Raiders vs Dallas game was good, with Raiders coming out on top, Whoo!

Some spiked egg nog and then the original Ghostbusters with the family.

 

[Holliday1881]

@Succubus (CaseyK)

What do Smallies eat for Thanksgiving?

 

[Succubus]

@Succubus (CaseyK)

What do Smallies eat for Thanksgiving?

Look at that big ass spider, lol. I'm sure they'd love to feast on mine. My tarantula room would be a Thanksgiving dinner to the fishes..... hehehe

 

[Bastard Factory]

 

[Oerdin]

I have family coming over Thursday. Am going to premake much of the stuff on Weds so all I have to do is pop it in the oven on the big day.

 

[Lily]

I have family coming over Thursday. Am going to premake much of the stuff on Weds so all I have to do is pop it in the oven on the big day.

The turkey as well?

 

[Weeg]

We fry it in peenut oil. So good

 

[Weeg]

oyster dressing! SweetTater pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

oyster dressing! SweetTater pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cornbread with turkey neck meat and giblets dressing, delicious.

I'm making pumpkin pie from scratch. Cooking the sugar pie pumpkin tonight.

 

[Weeg]

And this of course

 

[Blurt]

Best side for Thanksgiving turkey: mashed sweet potatoes and orange juice sprinkled with brown sugar and baked in orange peel "shells."

 

[Weeg]

Cornbread with turkey neck meat and giblets dressing, delicious.

I'm making pumpkin pie from scratch. Cooking the sugar pie pumpkin tonight.

Momma cooks squash like that! Sounds so good!

 

[Blazor]

2023? Are we preparing for next year lol? I dont think I can prepare that far out with the current regime in charge, and high inflation.

 

[Master Pu]

Check this out. I'm having the usual shit.
BUT,
I'm making three pies:
Pumpkin,
Cherry,
and Blueberry.
Cool whip over whipped cream with pies, fyi.

 

[Blurt]

No apple pies?

You ain't no American!

 

[Master Pu]

No apple pies?

You ain't no American!

I made one two weeks ago.
Peeling apples is labor intensive.

 

[Lily]

I made one two weeks ago.
Peeling apples is labor intensive.

This tool makes it a snap.

 

[Oerdin]

The turkey as well?

I have been defrosting it since around noon on Monday. Tomorrow is Weds and I will start brining it in an ice bath for several hours to really get the salt brine into the meat. After that, I will dry the turkey off, insert pats of butter under the skin, put a couple slits with a knife into the breast and insert butter into each slit. Finally, I will put it into an oven bag with various vegetables, tie off the oven bag, put the bag in my turkey roasting container, and put it all back into the fridge.

That way Thursday morning all I have to do is take the whole thing out of the fridge and into the oven. Basically, all I am doing is prepping everything the day before.

 

[Oerdin]

I like oven bags because it self basts and it cooks faster. The down side is you never get that wonderful crispy brown roasted skin. Each year I try to cut open the bag and expose the top for the last half hour to try to brown up the skin but it never turns out with that classic brown crispy roast turkey skin my grandmother used to make.

 

[Master Pu]

This tool makes it a snap.

I dont like making pies that much-