Forum Thanksgiving 2023

[Weeg]

I dont like making pies that much-

Momma luvs making cream pies

 

[Master Pu]

Momma luvs making cream pies

You watching too much of that internet porn, son.

 

[Seamajor]

If I was to fix a Thanksgiving feed, it would be a nice Prime Rib. I am sick of poultry

 

[Blurt]

Salmonella, Seams?

 

[Adam Hitler]

What does his ex wife have to do with anything?

 

[Blurt]

Okay, that was actually funny.

Asshole.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Blurt]

The ultimate Friendsgiving?

 

[Oerdin]

Mother fucker. Ashley Home Urniture delivered our new kitchen table (we already have a formal oak dinning room table my parents bought in the 1980's) but thos was to go in the kitchen breakfast nook. My eldest son broke two of the old chairs leaning back and falling over. The old table will work for now, I guess, because they can't get isba replacement until Friday. My wife wanted to show off our new table on Thanksgiving but when they unpacked it you cod see the wood was all fucked up.

The new chairs are all good but not the table. I had never bought furniture made from mango woodb before so I don't know of it is a hard or soft wood. It looked very nice and they said it was made in Columbia.

 

[Seamajor]

Salmonella, Seams?

No. Just sick of poultry. As you might guess, it’s popular here

 

[Master Pu]

Beef is still expensive here. I would rather have prime rib myself.

 

[Murdy]

My pottery barn table seats 12 (with the extension) and has been formally dressed for the occasion since Sunday. It cost more than my first 2 cars combined, but we have a blended fam and decided that we needed this. He and I sit at both ends and make funny gestures insinuating a bullhorn being used when we ask about passing the salt to each other.

I’m hopeful we can have a fire, but it’s still so warm. It’s this time of year that makes me miss living outside of a California where you can enjoy the fall season before a brutal winter kicks in that leaves you snowed in for Christmas.

We are hosting Friendsgiving and this will be our first Thanksgiving feast at this table. I’m so excited.

 

[Lily]

If I was to fix a Thanksgiving feed, it would be a nice Prime Rib. I am sick of poultry

That's for Christmas. I've been doing that or crown pork roast for years now.

 

[Lily]

My pottery barn table seats 12 (with the extension) and has been formally dressed for the occasion since Sunday. It cost more than my first 2 cars combined, but we have a blended fam and decided that we needed this. He and I sit at both ends and make funny gestures insinuating a bullhorn being used when we ask about passing the salt to each other.

I’m hopeful we can have a fire, but it’s still so warm. It’s this time of year that makes me miss living outside of a California where you can enjoy the fall season before a brutal winter kicks in that leaves you snowed in for Christmas.

We are hosting Friendsgiving and this will be our first Thanksgiving feast at this table. I’m so excited.

There will only be 7 of us this Thanksgiving, small, intimate and low stress.

 

[Admin.]

Sly & The Family Stone Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)​

 

[Murdy]

There will only be 7 of us this Thanksgiving, small, intimate and low stress.

We are going to his sister’s for a total party of 8. I love that we are Party of 5 like my favorite 90s sitcom lol

 

[Murdy]

Sly & The Family Stone Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)​

My friend posted this on FB and it’s so true omg I hope you have or will be invited to one lolz

We don’t allow animals in my fam and it was always formal.

WHITE PEOPLE’S THANKSGIVING DINNER 5pm- 7pm
Menu:
Roasted Turkey
Stuffing
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/whole cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Carrot Soufflé
Rolls
Congealed Salad
Pumpkin Pie
Sangria
Lemon Tea
Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people
(Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)
------------------------------------------------
BLACK PEOPLE’S THANKSGIVING DINNER - 2pm UNTIL Sunday 9pm
Menu:
Smoked Turkey
Baked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Roast Beef
Chitterlings
Smoked Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs (Beef & Pork)
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gravy
Jellied Canned Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens (w/salt pork)
Collard Greens (w/hamhocks)
Mustard Greens (w/salt pork & ham hocks)
Mixed Greens (w/smoked turkey)
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Green Beans
Baked Mac n Cheese
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams
Potato Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Muffins
Hot Water Cornbread
Dinner Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Strudel
Pot Roast
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Chek drinks
Sweet Tea
Lemonade
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Crown Royal
Hennessy
D'usse
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light
Wine coolers
Total Amount Of Attendants: Unlimited. Ex's and new boo/bae's are welcome, as long as they know how to act. And there will be an 18-minute Prayer over the food by the eldest relative present unless the Pastor is there.
ABSOLUTELY NO DOGS OR CATS IN OR NEAR THE KITCHEN OR DINING ROOM!!!!!

 

[Frood]

I'll probably have a small barbecue platter for myself.... sort of an English Breakfast/Chilean late day cornucopia meal with some Tex Mex thrown into it. Kind of like a fusion of lomo a lo pobre jacked up with grilled asparagus, zucchini, mushrooms, whatever and commonly used Mexican spices.

 

[Murdy]

There will only be 7 of us this Thanksgiving, small, intimate and low stress.

Are you making tamales?

I have only ever made them for Christmas. Some of my friends make them and roast a Turkey and that’s it, no other sides. It’s interesting since the tamales are typically filled with meat. My favorite is the green chili and cheese tho with a nice mole poured over so you can sop it up with your fork omg to die for.

 

[Master Pu]

Happy Thanksgiving you bastard fucks-
Peace!

 

[Lily]

My friend posted this on FB and it’s so true omg I hope you have or will be invited to one lolz

We don’t allow animals in my fam and it was always formal.

WHITE PEOPLE’S THANKSGIVING DINNER 5pm- 7pm
Menu:
Roasted Turkey
Stuffing
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/whole cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Carrot Soufflé
Rolls
Congealed Salad
Pumpkin Pie
Sangria
Lemon Tea
Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people
(Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)
------------------------------------------------
BLACK PEOPLE’S THANKSGIVING DINNER - 2pm UNTIL Sunday 9pm
Menu:
Smoked Turkey
Baked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Roast Beef
Chitterlings
Smoked Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs (Beef & Pork)
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gravy
Jellied Canned Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens (w/salt pork)
Collard Greens (w/hamhocks)
Mustard Greens (w/salt pork & ham hocks)
Mixed Greens (w/smoked turkey)
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Green Beans
Baked Mac n Cheese
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams
Potato Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Muffins
Hot Water Cornbread
Dinner Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Strudel
Pot Roast
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Chek drinks
Sweet Tea
Lemonade
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Crown Royal
Hennessy
D'usse
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light
Wine coolers
Total Amount Of Attendants: Unlimited. Ex's and new boo/bae's are welcome, as long as they know how to act. And there will be an 18-minute Prayer over the food by the eldest relative present unless the Pastor is there.
ABSOLUTELY NO DOGS OR CATS IN OR NEAR THE KITCHEN OR DINING ROOM!!!!!

I giggled my ass off through that...some items had me rolling...

OMG, I should make one up for Mexican Thanksgiving

 

[Lily]

Happy Thanksgiving you bastard fucks-
Peace!

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Benz!

 

[Lily]

Are you making tamales?

I have only ever made them for Christmas. Some of my friends make them and roast a Turkey and that’s it, no other sides. It’s interesting since the tamales are typically filled with meat. My favorite is the green chili and cheese tho with a nice mole poured over so you can sop it up with your fork omg to die for.

No tamales this year. We did last year.

Traditionally, and with the relatives, it's turkey, sides, tamales, etc.

 

[Lily]

@Murdy

Mexican/Mexican-American Thanksgiving/Día de Acción de Gracias

(Vegan? Que es eso? Que que? No, no jodas. Bueno, que la guerita coma lo que encuentre.)

turkey
chorizo and cornbread stuffing
cranberry sauce (with chile of course)
mashed potatoes
yams (extra marshmallow and grated piloncillo for the 'betus )
ham
corn
dinner rolls (bolillos)
pumpkin pie
Para los que no les guste pavo porque es muy seco - como mi tía, el abuelo y mi primo José, mañana hacemos un mole con lo que sobre
tamales de puerco
tamales de elote
tamales de piña y coco
tamales de raja de chile con queso
pozole
menudo
chile verde
birria (de chivo - Mexicans; beef - pochos)
nachos - gringo style is okay
Takis
Flamin' Hot Cheetohs
salsas: chipotle, verde, roja, de molcajete, pico de gallo
jalapeños y cebollita Mexicana asadas
pickled red onion in lemon for garnish
enchiladas - beef, cheese and onion, chicken
frijoles charros
tacos - carne asada, carnitas, papa, buche & tripitas...no, pollo no, no chinguen- tenemos el pinche pavo
garnishes for the dishes: chopped cilantro, onion, sliced lemons/limes, avocado, radishes, crema mexicana
Mexican zucchini stew/guiso de calabacita Mexicana
nopalito guisado/stewed cactus pads
coctel de camarón/shrimp cocktail
aguachile- con camarón y ceviche
guacamole
deviled eggs
queso/cheese: fundido, fresco, Oaxaca, and Cotija
tortillas de maíz y de harina/ corn and flower tortillas, lots and lots
vasos de fruta/fruit cup - mango, piña, sandia, pepino, jícama y naranja (con chamoy, tajín y limón)
corn/elote
hamburgers
hotdogs
Texas chili (Brian is a cool dude for a gringuito, he's bringing it)
pancit & adobo (Chata's mother-in-law throws down with the Filipino food)
pho (We're so lucky to have Trinh in the family- she's a good girl, cooks good too and she's going to law school)
Mac and cheese (Tyrone is using Big Momma's recipe, another good guy in the family, what a blessing).
pastel de tres leches/ 3 milks cake (evaporated, whole and condensed)
flan
chocolate cake
pan dulce/sweet bread
gelatina tri-color - gelatin ring, made with red, green and white gelatin
churros - rellenos de cajeta
donas/donuts
capirotada/Mexican bread pudding
Polvorones de polvo y de canela/powedered and sugar with cinnamon
cerveza y mas cerveza/a lot of beer
tequila
mezcal
Coke
Pepsi
7 up
horchata
aguas frescas - piña, jamaica y tamarindo
agua natural/bottled water
cafecito de olla
atole
champurrado

You try to think of something to ask Jorge (the unemployed, good for nothing, cousin) to bring that won't be missed if he screws up and flakes - maybe the ice for the cooler, we can always send someone on a quick run to the Korean market...they never close for the holidays.

Party starts on Wednesday to make the tamales first and it's over by Friday night when Abuelo gets fed up with all the crying kids, arguing couples and drunken idiots. Que se vayan a chingar a su madre a sus casas cabrones...ya estoy arto!
This is my house, get the hell out!

 

[Jeannie]

i stuck with the basics - mashed potatoes, stuffing, candied yams, corn, turkey and then the gravy

now come leftovers which always seem 2 taste even better

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Weeg]

The ultimate Friendsgiving?

Did yoo get the cream pied?

 

[Oerdin]

If I was to fix a Thanksgiving feed, it would be a nice Prime Rib. I am sick of poultry

Last year we had a prime rib with our turkey. This year we did a ham with our turkey.

 

[Oerdin]

My pottery barn table seats 12 (with the extension) and has been formally dressed for the occasion since Sunday. It cost more than my first 2 cars combined, but we have a blended fam and decided that we needed this. He and I sit at both ends and make funny gestures insinuating a bullhorn being used when we ask about passing the salt to each other.

I’m hopeful we can have a fire, but it’s still so warm. It’s this time of year that makes me miss living outside of a California where you can enjoy the fall season before a brutal winter kicks in that leaves you snowed in for Christmas.

We are hosting Friendsgiving and this will be our first Thanksgiving feast at this table. I’m so excited.

In our dinning room we have an oak set made in the USA which seats 12 with the extensions. For the day to day use we have one in the kitchen which is the one we are replacing.

 

[Murdy]

Did yoo get the cream pied?

After he dropped the kids back off at their mama’s house….