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[Garraty_47]

Wouldn't that make Garraty_47 a hopping romantic?

More of a shuffle, really, to prevent us constantly tripping each other. At my age I can't risk a fall ya know.

 

[Flynn]

I don't wear dentures but I'd be willing to share my walker with her. It's only built for one so we'll have to scooch together but that's the whole point, innit. I'm nothing if not a hopeless romantic.

Dang...

...didn't think about that. Maybe it's time to invest in a two-seater mobility scooter for you love birds?

You can pick out the scooter on Amazon's gift registry, for people getting married soon.

Congrats you two!

 

[Flynn]

is that going on your things to whine about In perpetuity list?

Go eat a dog dick, spammer.

 

[Fredricka]

I am APPALLED at what's been going on in this thread. Wash your mouths out with industrial strength disinfectant people. And GARRETY, garrety, dream on you pound shop jeebo, I only have eyes for 2 men

 

[Flynn]

I only have eyes for 2 men

One being jack, and the other being the late Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Lily]

I am APPALLED at what's been going on in this thread. Wash your mouths out with industrial strength disinfectant people. And GARRETY, garrety, dream on you pound shop jeebo, I only have eyes for 2 men

I just warned you in the other thread. I was too late.

You poor thing!

 

[Frood]

I only have eyes for 2 men

Simultaneously, if the dowry of goats is adequate.

 

[Flynn]

Simultaneously, if the dowry of goats is adequate.

Camels and sheep are acceptable as well.

 

[Fredricka]

One being jack, and the other being the late Osama Bin Laden.

You need HOSING DOWN with the disinfectant, stand still

 

[Flynn]

You need HOSING DOWN with the disinfectant, stand still

When you stop smelling of rotten pussy and curry, then you can talk.

 

[Fredricka]

When you stop smelling of rotten pussy and curry, then you can talk.

Flynn trying to get me to describe my pussy, you're so transparent flynn. Leave it out

 

[Lily]

Flynn trying to get me to describe my pussy, you're so transparent flynn. Leave it out

He's a dirty old man.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn trying to get me to describe my pussy, you're so transparent flynn. Leave it out

Everyone knows you already let jack see it, he ran (hobbled) because he saw the many grays...and it looked like 3 week old Lamb Vindaloo.

 

[Frood]

Flynn trying to get me to describe my pussy, you're so transparent flynn. Leave it out

Sandy?

 

[Fredricka]

Sandy?

You too? NO, frood, NO. You will not get one bit of info out of me

 

[Flynn]

He's a dirty oVandalia.

A "dirty old man" you latched onto for protection from Aryan you cowering pig.

Oops! Sorry to own you again...

 

[Lily]

A "dirty old man" you latched onto for protection from Aryan you cowering pig.

Oops! Sorry to own you again...

For shame! Taking hostages for a troll.

 

[Flynn]

For shame! Taking hostages for a troll.

Deflection NOTED!

Not surprising though.

 

[Garraty_47]

I am APPALLED at what's been going on in this thread. Wash your mouths out with industrial strength disinfectant people. And GARRETY, garrety, dream on you pound shop jeebo, I only have eyes for 2 men

Oh well. Such is life.
However... if you change your mind there will always be room for you in my rocking chair. We can shout at the neighborhood kids for making too much noise and share a portable oxygen tank together.