I'm Going to Legally Change my Name

[BadBrad]

Folks, the world will soon know me by my religious title;

White-Amigo Gang

I've decided to forgo the middle name so that White-Amigo is what I am referred to by and my family will be referred to as the White Amigo Gang.

Names I strongly considered;

Big Drip Toplick
Odin Odinson
ThickDick TightFit
Jerry Tyler Moore

Best 429$ I'm ever gonna spend, they're even gonna put it into he newspaper. "Bradley Longdong Horsecock (my current name, I am Native American of the Longdong Tribe) has changed his name to White-Amigo Gang."

 

[BadBrad]

Finally went with Jack Meihoff