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Or is it just that @LotusBud is an outlier in your sick and twisted clan in this particular regard?
As you may or may not know I have long held a suspicion that @LotusBud finds the practice of bathing a repulsive and feral act with gross pagan origins. For reasons only a sick and twisted mind such as hers can fully understand, it is a nasty habit reserved only for people who have not yet excelled to her level of higher reasoning. She alluded to this back at SG when she went into a three day fit of conniption when it was first revealed that sometimes I will shower three times a day.
She went crazy. Total. Shit. House. Rat. Type. Lunacy. I mean, I might as well have been telling a Baptist minister that I just set his only daughter on a blind date with Beelzebub himself and that they would both be arriving for dinner later that evening. -- she was that ruthless in her rage. I'd imagine she'd take the news more favorably if I had informed her that Enron had stolen every last penny out of her retirement fund or that a loved one had just been senselessly murdered in a car jacking attempt. She was that Irate. I could have offended the great Oracle of Delphi with the most blasphemous words imaginable and been shown greater leniency by the armies of Sparta.
I shit you not gentle readers. And as anyone who knows me well enough can inform you, I am not particularly known for lying.
That said, I haven't really given it much thought until today. When the opportunity arose for her to double down yet again on her own disgusting and immoral hygienic itinerary. An offhand comment to the simple commitment to proper hygiene was all it took friends. With a daring reference to the involvement of soap and even water in the same context and Poof! That's all it took! She's off the reservation again, full throttle into another hysterical fit complete with a dust kicking frenzy in the usual black sackcloth garb covering her balding scalp, in mourning, hands raised up to the heavens and chanting something unintelligible, mimicking grunts and groans that I can only imagine translates to a life long hex in her native tongue. It was as if I offended some deep religious practice she holds with extreme reverence that demands you only allow soap to touch your skin during a full solar eclipse and refrain from the use of water in any capacity for 30 days thereafter.
What the fuck? Do people with access to computers, voting machines, airplanes, the public transportation system etc really live this way? Is this a common practice among you putrid and amoral libtard degenerates?
Are we evolving from a non-binary paradigm to one of non-bathing?
I'm horrified.
To everyone evolved enough to not be on my ignore list ; Your thoughts?
Friends, Foes, Footstools?
As you may or may not know I have long held a suspicion that @LotusBud finds the practice of bathing a repulsive and feral act with gross pagan origins. For reasons only a sick and twisted mind such as hers can fully understand, it is a nasty habit reserved only for people who have not yet excelled to her level of higher reasoning. She alluded to this back at SG when she went into a three day fit of conniption when it was first revealed that sometimes I will shower three times a day.
She went crazy. Total. Shit. House. Rat. Type. Lunacy. I mean, I might as well have been telling a Baptist minister that I just set his only daughter on a blind date with Beelzebub himself and that they would both be arriving for dinner later that evening. -- she was that ruthless in her rage. I'd imagine she'd take the news more favorably if I had informed her that Enron had stolen every last penny out of her retirement fund or that a loved one had just been senselessly murdered in a car jacking attempt. She was that Irate. I could have offended the great Oracle of Delphi with the most blasphemous words imaginable and been shown greater leniency by the armies of Sparta.
I shit you not gentle readers. And as anyone who knows me well enough can inform you, I am not particularly known for lying.
That said, I haven't really given it much thought until today. When the opportunity arose for her to double down yet again on her own disgusting and immoral hygienic itinerary. An offhand comment to the simple commitment to proper hygiene was all it took friends. With a daring reference to the involvement of soap and even water in the same context and Poof! That's all it took! She's off the reservation again, full throttle into another hysterical fit complete with a dust kicking frenzy in the usual black sackcloth garb covering her balding scalp, in mourning, hands raised up to the heavens and chanting something unintelligible, mimicking grunts and groans that I can only imagine translates to a life long hex in her native tongue. It was as if I offended some deep religious practice she holds with extreme reverence that demands you only allow soap to touch your skin during a full solar eclipse and refrain from the use of water in any capacity for 30 days thereafter.
What the fuck? Do people with access to computers, voting machines, airplanes, the public transportation system etc really live this way? Is this a common practice among you putrid and amoral libtard degenerates?
Are we evolving from a non-binary paradigm to one of non-bathing?
I'm horrified.
To everyone evolved enough to not be on my ignore list ; Your thoughts?
Friends, Foes, Footstools?
