Post about what our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, has done for you

[Kirk]

Poor Scotty should stick to running in front of cars, licking the windshields...and then demanding a donation from the driver for cleaning their automobile. None of his Vocaroos are remotely interesting or entertaining, they're boring, trite, and downright awful.

These audios have become as pathetic as Seamajor's midget and donut photos.

 

[Blandscape]

GTFO here with that stupid shit, you redundant faggot

 

[The Cuntess]

Man, fuck you.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Kirk]

Man, fuck you.

I agree with Erica, nine minutes of some delusory ramble about Jesus not existing that had about as much credibility as a flat earth conference...This pitiful fool spent his day masturbating, crying, making a 9 minute Vocaroo, and then crying and masturbating again.

I know the so-called community has its share of jerks...but Scotty takes it to a whole new level, and it's terrifying to watch...I mean listen to...or not listen to, as I know for a fact thanks to my business connections, that Scotty is only getting four listens...Gary has three listens because he needs to hear them three times before fully understanding them.

 

[Breakfall]

When you vocaroo, you do realise that folks automatically flick their eyes to the right to see the duration first don’t you?
What part of “keeping it concise” don’t you fucking understand nigger???

 

[Blandscape]

I agree with Erica, nine minutes of some delusory ramble about Jesus not existing that had about as much credibility as a flat earth conference...This pitiful fool spent his day masturbating, crying, making a 9 minute Vocaroo, and then crying and masturbating again.

I know the so-called community has its share of jerks...but Scotty takes it to a whole new level, and it's terrifying to watch...I mean listen to...or not listen to, as I know for a fact thanks to my business connections, that Scotty is only getting four listens...Gary has three listens because he needs to hear them three times before fully understanding them.

 

[Blandscape]

When you vocaroo, you do realise that folks automatically flick their eyes to the right to see the duration first don’t you?
What part of “keeping it concise” don’t you fucking understand nigger???

 

[Weeg]

Jesus saves! Yoo are repented!

 

[Kirk]

When you vocaroo, you do realise that folks automatically flick their eyes to the right to see the duration first don’t you?
What part of “keeping it concise” don’t you fucking understand nigger???

I truly hope you plan on listening to Scotty's second 9-minute audio he made for you...if you don't, he'll probably spend the entire night biting his pillow, so lie and say you did, and consider it a good deed of the day.

 

[Breakfall]

I truly hope you plan on listening to Scotty's second 9-minute audio he made for you...if you don't, he'll probably spend the entire night biting his pillow, so lie and say you did, and consider it a good deed of the day.

I don’t know why the fuck he bothers trying to give anyone advice on this forum. Most of us are lovable trolls and alter egos??
He should concentrate on some speech therapy before he bothers to try his hand at psychoanalysis…

And it’s always tl;dl for me as far as his vocaroo sermons go!

 

[Breakfall]

I listened to that half-arsed waffle on account of @Aylana . Dude…I think Jesus was a top bloke for an Arab…sure he meant well, but he pushed the system. He swam against the tide. He paddled his own canoe. He was the exception to the rule…
All traits that I admire.

But he wasn’t born from a virgin. He wasn’t heterosexual. He wasn’t perfect. He wasn’t our saviour. Da list goes on mon. Canna ye not see dat? He was also a sinner…or at least what the theologists deem to be sinful.

He had orgies with both men and women, drank heaps of wine, smoked a bit of hashsh and various other drugs that weren’t labelled yet. Jesus was a rockstar and I love him for being almost normal. Not what a bunch of happy clappers want him to be.

Stop being the forum fodder Blandscape…and fer fok sakes mon…talk a wee faster! Yoo cooda said wot yer wanted to sey in half the bloody time.

Drop your slacks and relax! Jesus would want you to…

 

[Breakfall]

On behalf of Jesus, I would like to dedicate this next song to the one and only….non-concise @Blandscape :

 

[Kirk]

Scotty, I apologize...I'd rather save my matches for lighting a nice scented candle than burn your straw man.... it's obvious that you're trolling with this whole Jesus never existed angle and it's a waste of time considering all you have to do is use google or, better yet, read a book on the subject...but if you did that you'd have nothing to talk about for nine minutes in these increasingly disturbing audios.

I'm not sure why you keep boring the hell out of the so-called community with these uninspired audios...you honestly seem to have nothing interesting to say...over 50 hours of audio and it all amounts to one long fart.

Is it because all of your house mirrors are broken that you are incapable of self-reflection...your chronic immaturity cannot be an act, it appears you live in the so-called community 24 hours a day and can never leave...that is truly horrifying.

 

[Lily]

Scotty, I apologize...I'd rather save my matches for lighting a nice scented candle than burn your straw man.... it's obvious that you're trolling with this whole Jesus never existed angle and it's a waste of time considering all you have to do is use google or, better yet, read a book on the subject...but if you did that you'd have nothing to talk about for nine minutes in these increasingly disturbing audios.

I'm not sure why you keep boring the hell out of the so-called community with these uninspired audios...you honestly seem to have nothing interesting to say...over 50 hours of audio and it all amounts to one long fart.

Is it because all of your house mirrors are broken that you are incapable of self-reflection...your chronic immaturity cannot be an act, it appears you live in the so-called community 24 hours a day and can never leave...that is truly horrifying.

Who would you even be without Blandscape to make you a reality?

 

[Kirk]

Who would you even be without Blandscape to make you a reality?

 

[Garraty_47]

Who would you even be without Blandscape to make you a reality?

She'd probably attach herself to my poasts instead; unsettling but true. I've already felt those remora-like lips on the back of my leg a few times but fortunately she prefers the taste of Blandy's thigh... for now.

 

[Dove]

She'd probably attach herself to my poasts instead; unsettling but true. I've already felt those remora-like lips on the back of my leg a few times but fortunately she prefers the taste of Blandy's thigh... for now.

I have only been active on Twitter less than a month and I'm already getting dog piles by rabid Andrew Tate cultists.

And all I did was point out a video compilation of some women saying "he is a nice guy! He wouldnt traffick anyone!" Does not actually prove he is innocent.

I cannot even keep up with these people lol

I have a picture of Medusa as my picture and these morons think it's actually me and they are calling me a "solid 2"

You cant make this up lol.

If you guys dont see me post at all for a while SEND HELP lol. I thought the Dick Masterson crew was wacky :D

 

[Dove]

One guy told me that my husband works all day to support this and posted the picture of Medusa I'm using.

So I said "Well....he WAS gonna chop my head off so he could save some princess from a sea monster.....but we had some serious chemistry. He can only hit it from behind though for obvious reasons"

And it really went right over their heads.

I'm getting called a liberal LMAO!

 

[Garraty_47]

I have only been active on Twitter less than a month and I'm already getting dog piles by rabid Andrew Tate cultists.

I haven't been spending much time on Twitter recently.
Even during the height of the Twitter Files drops I would only pop in long enough to look up the new drop and snag the URL.

I can't even remember what the last debate/argument I got into on Twitter was about, or who it was with. I want to say it was someone being rude to a person I follow and I, ah, showed them the error of their ways?

It's not like in 2016 or 2020 when I could find myself in a fight with a democrat merely for being insufficiently terrified of the orange man.

*sigh*
Those were the days...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's not like in 2016 or 2020 when I could find myself in a fight with a democrat merely for being insufficiently terrified of the orange man.

*sigh*
Those were the days...

Isn't amazing though? How those dolts are totally dedicated to the Boogie man under the bed cause?

For example, we could be marveling today at the sorry state of our antiqued transportation system and along will come some intolerably daft sub-cretin moron like seamajor with a picture of trump holding his daughter in a way goofballs like him are trying to paint as sexually offensive. As if there was any relevance whatsoever.

Leaving anyone with an IQ above rubber boot left in chernobyl to say to themselves "what the fuck is with this imbecile"?

That's why I had to place in any the other two drooling stooges on ignore. Too fucking stupid to tolerate

 

[Dove]

Everyone LOVED Trump up until he challenged the establishment.



It was all laughs and fun until he actually did it. That sense of humor left real fast when he ran lol

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

Everyone LOVED Trump up until he challenged the establishment.



It was all laughs and fun until he actually did it. That sense of humor left real fast when he ran lol

WRONG, Trump has always been viewed as a cheap con man, except for the 25% of the Country that fell for his smarmy act.

 

[Lily]

She'd probably attach herself to my poasts instead; unsettling but true. I've already felt those remora-like lips on the back of my leg a few times but fortunately she prefers the taste of Blandy's thigh... for now.

Better you than me...

 

[Admin.]

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^Many such cases.

No danger of you being gay-ish though...

You're 100% a faggot.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Weeg]

ME and momma just got back from CHURCH and CHINESE!!! She smuggled out 20 crab rangoons for a snack later! DONT for get tomorrow is martin luther king day!!

 

[Admin.]