What is an immediate turn off for you with the opposite sex...

[Murdy]

I prefer them thicc AF with a hairy belly tbh. My theory is that overindulgence tends to be a reoccurring theme in the relationshipZ. But to each their own.

 

[Murdy]

if they're not an animal person . nope !
I met a woman 3 weeks ago that shushed my big boi away from her shoes on the floor, havent talked to her since

How can a person not like dogs?

My fiancé and I both have/had a dog named Blu and that was like a sign from god for me to date him

But I’ve always been a dog person. My dad was a breeder, so I had my first puppy litter by the time I was 3. So much fun.

 

[LotusBud]

if they're not an animal person . nope !
I met a woman 3 weeks ago that shushed my big boi away from her shoes on the floor, havent talked to her since

Agreed.

 

[Dove]

I seriously checked all but like two things on this list.

I guess I'm fussy?

If someone isnt genuinely kind with the noticable capability of danger.....nope.

Cannot have a hateful attitude towards animals especially cats.

Feminine males. Entitlement. Jealousy. Controling. Needy.

All of this will get you shit canned from my orbit. If I were single.....I'd probably die single lol.

 

[Dove]

FAT
celluloid
jello
lard

I don't even acknowledge fat partners. I like 'em sucked up and next to no body fat. clothes dripping off of them. I don't get laid that much, but when i do i don't want to look at a pound of FAT flesh.

I've read about how MAPs typically have anorexia fetishes.

 

[chew the fat]

I seriously checked all but like two things on this list.

I guess I'm fussy?

If someone isnt genuinely kind with the noticable capability of danger.....nope.

Cannot have a hateful attitude towards animals especially cats.

Feminine males. Entitlement. Jealousy. Controling. Needy.

All of this will get you shit canned from my orbit. If I were single.....I'd probably die single lol.

I was the one who made that list up ...

Number 22 was about me and has 6 votes, so if I take the square root of those votes and multiply them buy 10 and then divide them by 2 to average the votes out I'm going okay in the poll aren't I ...

Aren't I ...

 

[Breakfall]

Bad breath. Women or people in general that are too lazy to floss and remove the rotting food from between their teeth. It’s a horrible wafting smell that incredibly shits on my olfactory senses and virtually bruises my aura. Shits me to tears that some of the most delicate creatures, the fairer sex, have the inability to maintain basic oral hygiene…

 

[Murdy]

People who look at their phones while on a date.

My single girl dating rule was if he touches it once while we are at the table, he is DONE.

 

[Lily]

Men that are "tough guys" and embarrass you by acting like a douchebag.

 

[Breakfall]

Women that can’t see the forest for the trees…

 

[Murdy]

Men who post confusing memes on obscure message forums.

 

[The Prowler]

People who look at their phones while on a date.

My single girl dating rule was if he touches it once while we are at the table, he is DONE.

What if it was a call from his wife?

 

[chew the fat]

Men who post confusing memes on obscure message forums.

Do you mean like this ...

 

[Frood]

How can a person not like dogs?

My fiancé and I both have/had a dog named Blu and that was like a sign from god for me to date him

But I’ve always been a dog person. My dad was a breeder, so I had my first puppy litter by the time I was 3. So much fun.

Did his puppies resemble any of you kids?

 

[Seamajor]

Did his puppies resemble any of you kids?

You had 5 kids. Right DD?

 

[Dove]

Good grief I cant.

If someone is looking at their phone during a date.....that means you've already struck out. Especially if you are on a date with a man. If a man in engaged and interested his phone will be the last thing on his mind.

So if he picks it up on a date.. he has already decided he is done.

That's the forrest from the trees....lol.

 

[Murdy]

dr

Do you mean like this ...

Awwww schucks… I’ve been memorialized as a legend with Dracula and Superman

 

[Weeg]

harry butts

 

[Murdy]

harry butts

They have the exact opposite affect on me

 

[Weeg]

also that green fur that grows on peeples teeth where the tooth meets the gum

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Women on a first date, or any date thereafter, who are so self absorbed they cannot fathom a grown man with children & responsibility might have matters of professional or personal importance which require me to distract myself from their self congratulatory rambling for a moment.

 

[chew the fat]

This can be a problem as I'm a bit nervous around females, so took my heartbeat on my Apple watch ...

 

[Cookie Monster]

6,15,19,21.

Add to that politically toxic, extreme left or right. Or close minded, lacking the ability to self improve.

One that should be on the list is poor personal hygiene.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I don't tolerate people who can't structure a complete sentence.

Complete?

do not
can not

 

[LotusBud]

Anyone who talks too much. Just no.

And a man who can't look me in the eyes.

 

[Garraty_47]

I don't tolerate people who can't structure a complete sentence.

There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

 

[LotusBud]

There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Yes, but there are a number of subcategories there. Like those who extrapolate intelligently from incomplete data, and those who

 

[BeckyNix]

I'm going with bad breath and no money.

Men who lie and aren't single or emotionally available if I make an effort. Shitty cars with McD wrappers and trash next to my feet are a turn off too, I assume thats how you treat your body and diet.

 

[Dove]

Women on a first date, or any date thereafter, who are so self absorbed they cannot fathom a grown man with children & responsibility might have matters of professional or personal importance which require me to distract myself from their self congratulatory rambling for a moment.

Talking to you while you were working was always so fun because I knew you were tuning me out completely and you didnt have the heart to tell me "Hey S please stfu for a few....I gotta do this".

So I would sit there and say shit like "and then I taped my balls against my asshole and threw a tea party with the neighbors" and you would say "uh huh...that's good"

Bahahahaha. I fucked with you so much and you didnt even know it lol. Taking advantage of your soft spot for me :D

 

[Dove]

The very second I catch on to any dishonesty, if things start to not add up.....done.

Love bombing is also a big red flag. Men who say intensely romantic whimsical things like "I never felt like this before" and they are into their 40s....no. There is something wrong there.