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If she has the blue waffle
Although I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
BullshitAlthough I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
BullshitAlthough I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
So you decided to be honest for once eh?BullshitAlthough I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
Not at all. I hesitated posting it because I don't like sharing anything at all from my rl with losers like you, but I decided to kill you with honesty for a minute. Read it and weep.
I'm always honest.
I'm always honest.
Just keep private what you want to keep private, it's not really worth it with some people here. I have also been honest in some of the private things I have no problem sharing and now my wife is my "alledged wife", my kids are hypothetical and my job is non existent. Well... it that makes them happy. Why should I care? They doubt the truth, you KNOW the truth.Not at all. I hesitated posting it because I don't like sharing anything at all from my rl with losers like you, but I decided to kill you with honesty for a minute. Read it and weep.
I'm always honest.
That’s some mundane handyman activity Lotusbutt!Although I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
That’s some mundane handyman activity Lotusbutt!Although I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
Kissing her arse would be torturous to say the least. Imagine the steel wool sprouting next to her brass ballz! Ooooogh...That’s some mundane handyman activity Lotusbutt!Although I do like a man who is good with a hammer.
Bullshit. If your soyboy life partner could lift a hammer without dislocating his shoulder in the process your head would have been bashed in long ago
My life partner is very good at all that stuff. The garage is full of tools and he has fixed and built many things. Same with my son. Also, my brother owns a construction company. My cousin is a high-end finish carpenter. Soy boys all. Jealous?
And none of them are deranged violent assholes like you, so my head is fine.
Ass kisser
Beef curtains are delectable!Big inner Labia and gauge earrings are a turn off for me.
Beef curtains are delectable!Big inner Labia and gauge earrings are a turn off for me.
Hey each to their own, but one can do a lot with pronounced labia. I just like to savour the taste as much as possible, and that extra surface area provides just that for a cunnilinquistic like me! LolBeef curtains are delectable!Big inner Labia and gauge earrings are a turn off for me.
I don't want to count the number of licks it takes me to the center of a cabbage, sue me.
No job or any sort of work ethic. That and asking me to borrow money.
Smelling like cigarettes is another no no
@maxis735 has very pronounced one. so how can you ain't all over "his"? hmm do tell an ol pal like me and i'll just track your wife down provide her with the pics of yous two romping stomping it in the showers, on the beach, and Dilf's private jet from my people and yes i got people. who knows she might like the three some...you would be bangers and maxi/your wife the mashHey each to their own, but one can do a lot with pronounced labia. I just like to savour the taste as much as possible, and that extra surface area provides just that for a cunnilinquistic like me! LolBeef curtains are delectable!Big inner Labia and gauge earrings are a turn off for me.
I don't want to count the number of licks it takes me to the center of a cabbage, sue me.
Repeat that all again for me tomorrow braah. Too many dicks on the dance floor!@maxis735 has very pronounced one. so how can you ain't all over "his"? hmm do tell an ol pal like me and i'll just track your wife down provide her with the pics of yous two romping stomping it in the showers, on the beach, and Dilf's private jet from my people and yes i got people. who knows she might like the three some...you would be bangers and maxi/your wife the mashHey each to their own, but one can do a lot with pronounced labia. I just like to savour the taste as much as possible, and that extra surface area provides just that for a cunnilinquistic like me! LolBeef curtains are delectable!Big inner Labia and gauge earrings are a turn off for me.
I don't want to count the number of licks it takes me to the center of a cabbage, sue me.