would you be happy being short ?

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it's demeaning the way people look down on you, on the plus side I suppose if you're a little creeper it sorta' helps getting in an out o the windows LOL
 
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Being tall allows one to walk with confidence, like you could get more than an E-chick
 

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It hasn't detracted one bit from my ability to be happy.
There are even certain advantages:
  1. I very rarely bump my head on low doorways etc.
  2. When I drop things they don't fall very far and are less likely to break.
  3. Boobs in my face like ALL the time. Beauty!
  4. Height-drunk mutherfuckers underestimate...well, underestimate *once*
  5. Low center of gravity (difficult to knock over)
  6. Cheap Halloween costume: just wear something orange and tell people you're a traffic cone
 

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Well what do you know; the average height of a male in Costa Rica is 5' 6"

Wiki just happens to be right on the mark. All coincidental I'm sure.

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Aren't you like 6 ft Seamajor ?
 
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I don't believe I like your attitude mister
Don't you see my avatar ? Its menacing glare .. You really wanna feel the heat ? keep it up
 
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Your avatar isn't menacing... it's creepy.
Now *my* avatar, on the other hand: that's Rorschach mutherfucker.
F3ar meh!
Ha ha the grimey short fucker from that lame supder hero movie ... All that guy did was eyeball the blue guys caXk the whole movie LOL
 
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being a short male in a world dominated by the tall would drive me absolutely ccrazy, ccould you imagine being a minority and short, like they don't have it bad enough looking on the web for a date
 

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I’m 5’3” and getting laundry out of a top loading washing machine is quite a spectacle at my house. I can’t reach things on the top of the cabinets. I have to get a step stool to reach the top of the fridge.

The best part about being a shawty is having a tall boyfriend who picks you up and puts you on the curb to kiss you.
 
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it's demeaning the way people look down on you, on the plus side I suppose if you're a little creeper it sorta' helps getting in an out o the windows LOL
you tell me shrimp.. i hear even the midgets laugh at your height.
 
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Something tells me this thread didn't quite the way the op planned

lmao

I'm easy and cool at 5' 9" -- hasn't prevented me from getting tons of pussy and living a very fulfilling life with a beautiful home and two luxury cars

and did I mention I go on lots of luxury cruises too? No height requirements and I have lots of fun.

Don't be mad now?
 
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Something tells me this thread didn't quite the way the op planned

lmao

I'm easy and cool at 5' 9" -- hasn't prevented me from getting tons of pussy and living a very fulfilling life with a beautiful home and two luxury cars

and did I mention I go on lots of luxury cruises too? No height requirements and I have lots of fun.

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Thanks for the reply tiny, I knew it was getting to yeh :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: put on the all the fake bravado your little body can muster ... I KNOW you wish you were taller BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
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keep riding your dildo bike. be broke and without a car/jeep/truck.. its all on you and your choice to be a Loser in life.
OKAY THANK YOU, WILL YOU BE HOPING BACK ON THE DILDO NOW AND FUCKING OFF ???