would you be happy being short ?

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it's demeaning the way people look down on you, on the plus side I suppose if you're a little creeper it sorta' helps getting in an out o the windows LOL
 
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Being tall allows one to walk with confidence, like you could get more than an E-chick
 

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It hasn't detracted one bit from my ability to be happy.
There are even certain advantages:
  1. I very rarely bump my head on low doorways etc.
  2. When I drop things they don't fall very far and are less likely to break.
  3. Boobs in my face like ALL the time. Beauty!
  4. Height-drunk mutherfuckers underestimate...well, underestimate *once*
  5. Low center of gravity (difficult to knock over)
  6. Cheap Halloween costume: just wear something orange and tell people you're a traffic cone
 

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Well what do you know; the average height of a male in Costa Rica is 5' 6"

Wiki just happens to be right on the mark. All coincidental I'm sure.

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I don't believe I like your attitude mister
Don't you see my avatar ? Its menacing glare .. You really wanna feel the heat ? keep it up

Your avatar isn't menacing... it's creepy.
Now *my* avatar, on the other hand: that's Rorschach mutherfucker.
F3ar meh!
 
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being a short male in a world dominated by the tall would drive me absolutely ccrazy, ccould you imagine being a minority and short, like they don't have it bad enough looking on the web for a date
 

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I’m 5’3” and getting laundry out of a top loading washing machine is quite a spectacle at my house. I can’t reach things on the top of the cabinets. I have to get a step stool to reach the top of the fridge.

The best part about being a shawty is having a tall boyfriend who picks you up and puts you on the curb to kiss you.
 

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it's demeaning the way people look down on you, on the plus side I suppose if you're a little creeper it sorta' helps getting in an out o the windows LOL
you tell me shrimp.. i hear even the midgets laugh at your height.
 
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Something tells me this thread didn't quite the way the op planned

lmao

I'm easy and cool at 5' 9" -- hasn't prevented me from getting tons of pussy and living a very fulfilling life with a beautiful home and two luxury cars

and did I mention I go on lots of luxury cruises too? No height requirements and I have lots of fun.

Don't be mad now?
 
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Something tells me this thread didn't quite the way the op planned

lmao

I'm easy and cool at 5' 9" -- hasn't prevented me from getting tons of pussy and living a very fulfilling life with a beautiful home and two luxury cars

and did I mention I go on lots of luxury cruises too? No height requirements and I have lots of fun.

Don't be mad now?
Thanks for the reply tiny, I knew it was getting to yeh :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: :LOL3: put on the all the fake bravado your little body can muster ... I KNOW you wish you were taller BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
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keep riding your dildo bike. be broke and without a car/jeep/truck.. its all on you and your choice to be a Loser in life.
OKAY THANK YOU, WILL YOU BE HOPING BACK ON THE DILDO NOW AND FUCKING OFF ???