Biggie Buffet

[Lily]

Imagine him floating in the pool of a Carnival cruise ship. Just bobbing up and down like the fishing accessory...you may know they are round spheres that float on the surface of the water and plunge into the water when you get a fish on the line. Like so:





There he is bobbing up and down with a look of determination. He has to watch for the cruise staff as they start to set up the buffet...rolling out the carts with all the items needed for set up. This is his cue to paddle his ginormous ass to the edge of the pool. It takes him 5 minutes just to climb out of the water. I mean, going from weightlessness to the enormous pressure from gravity must be jarring to those knees. He needs another 5 minutes just to get his breath back to normal snorting and huffing.

Then he has to collect his giant mu'umu'u and throw it on over his enormous body. In spite of these challenges, he manages to be the first in line.

What do you think his buffet strategy is?

 

[Admin.]

Imagine him floating in the pool of a Carnival cruise ship. Just bobbing up and down like the fishing accessory...you may know they are round spheres that float on the surface of the water and plunge into the water when you get a fish on the line. Like so:







What do you think his buffet strategy is?

Eat early, eat fast, eat often. Stack those plates!

 

[Alticus]

I'm probably going to sound like a moron with this reply but it wouldn't be the first time. I'm guessing that he pays the staff in advance to make sure he's the first to eat.

 

[X]

he looks like a greasy Paki

 

[Admin.]

I'm probably going to sound like a moron with this reply but it wouldn't be the first time. I'm guessing that he pays the staff in advance to make sure he's the first to eat.

Nah he probably just follows trumps example and elbows his way to the front, like an entitled slob.

mmmm hamberders with ketchup!

 

[Alticus]

Nah he probably just follows trumps example and elbows his way to the front, like an entitled slob.

mmmm hamberders with ketchup!

Gotta love the Trump!

 

[Seamajor]

I think he sucks

 

[Seamajor]

Gotta love the Trump!

That clip was a hoot. Someone should have smacked him in the kisser

 

[Murdy]

What do you think his buffet strategy is?

In my best National Geographic voice:

here we see the land whale hunting in his natural environment

 

[Alticus]

I think he sucks

Blasphemy! *reported*

 

[Tanaka]

No offense but you people are being knuckleheads. He takes pride in getting under people's skin.

 

[Admin.]

No offense but you people are being knuckleheads. He takes pride in getting under people's skin.

That must be why Floundering Fats is too chickenshit to show his engorged face around here.

 

[Tanaka]

Spare me. He could be a member here right now.

 

[Admin.]

Spare me. He could be a member here right now.

I’m shocked! Again too ashamed of his obesity and bullshit to “show his fleshy face”

 

[Seamajor]

No offense but you people are being knuckleheads. He takes pride in getting under people's skin.

Sorry son. That’s Stubby perception

 

[Admin.]

Sorry son. That’s Stubby perception

If fat fuck doesn’t have a panel to abuse, he hides in cowering shame

 

[Murdy]

… but… but…his breath reeks of forum death

 

[Tanaka]

I’m shocked! Again too ashamed of his obesity and bullshit to “show his fleshy face”

What does it bloody weight have to do with anything?

 

[Admin.]

What does it bloody weight have to do with anything?

“It”? Is fats transitioning now?

 

[Tanaka]

Being overweight doesn't affect one's ability to type and click.

 

[Seamajor]

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I did enjoy his tales of luxury cruises, and expensive cars.

 

[Tanaka]

You all are beyond immature. No wonder he got fed up and decided to leave this place.

 

[Seamajor]

He was banned if I remember correctly.

 

[Alticus]

You all are beyond immature. No wonder he got fed up and decided to leave this place.

That's what he told you? lol

 

[Admin.]

That's what he told you? lol

The banning was in plain sight, @The_Fixer is dumb.

 

[Tanaka]

It banning was in plain sight, you obtuse moran. Why are you carrying water for the Fat Failure? is he buying you a beater car?

You don't know him like I do. He's a compassionate and decent man. He's a gentleman and knows how to be respectful to ladies, unlike half of the dogs here probably.

 

[Admin.]

You don't know him like I do. He's a compassionate and decent man. He's a gentleman and knows how to be respectful to ladies, unlike half of the dogs here probably.

Is Bigly Buffet Bomber attached to you down there somewhere?

 

[Admin.]

Is Bigly Buffet Bomber attached to you down there somewhere?

OMG The Buffet Buffalo emoji abused me, how will I ever recover?

 

[Tanaka]

Is Bigly Buffet Bomber attached to you down there somewhere?

Biggie is a gentleman and treats me like a true lady. You just won't give him a chance.

 

[Admin.]

Biggie is a gentleman and treats me like a true lady. You just won't give him a chance.

Are you kidding? It must be 5 O'Clock where you are go have another refreshing sniff of glue.