What are you doing this Weekend?

[Murdy]

I understand, they're delicious. But I just didn't grow up having desserts that often. I don't generally eat them to this day.

There was always ice cream in the freezer growing up… but for holidays my aunties baked. My grandma made English truffles and her famous cheesecake. My other grandma was notorious for her carrot cake with rich cream cheese frosting.

But I’m not big on the sweet… mostly because it destroys gut health.

 

[Lily]

There was always ice cream in the freezer growing up… but for holidays my aunties baked. My grandma made English truffles and her famous cheese cake. My other grandma was notorious for her carrot cake with rich cream cheese frosting.

But I’m not big on the sweet… mostly because it destroys gut health.

We did get ice cream at home too.

 

[Murdy]

Bald (intelligent, funny, great body, interesting) man turns down fat chicks.

Not exactly uncommon.

Seethe, fat ladies. Seethe.

Blowing sunshine up your own ass again?


- 4 pts

 

[Lily]

Blowing sunshine up your own ass again?


- 4 pts

He has more hair on his ass than on his head.

-8 pts

 

[Murdy]

We did get ice cream at home

They have salt & straw in Venice… small batch handcrafted Errrr Merrrr Gerrrrrd

Oh what I would do for a scoop of honey lavender + olive oil on a handmade waffle cone *drools*

 

[Murdy]

He has more hair on his ass than on his head.

-8 pts

cringe

 

[The Prowler]

I could turn either one of these fat broads against each other by giving either one of them some positive attention.

 

[Murdy]

I could turn either one of these fat broads against each other by giving either one of them some positive attention.

CRINGE

 

[Lily]

CRINGE

He humiliates himself.

 

[Murdy]

He humiliates himself.

He confused a Snoopy snow cone maker for a glory hole once… and has never fully recovered.

 

[Lily]

He confused a Snoopy snow cone maker for a glory hole once… and has never fully recovered.

I guess in Canada that's a plus?

 

[Murdy]

I guess in Canada that's a plus?

If you prefer a maple syrup drizzle with your ground meat, sure.

 

[Lily]

If you prefer a maple syrup drizzle with your ground meat, sure.

gross!

 

[Moonpie]

Happy birthday @Lily ! Enjoy your weekend and day!

 

[Lily]

Happy birthday @Lily ! Enjoy your weekend and day!

Thank you, that's very kind of you. I really am entering an age where the more low key the better.

 

[Moonpie]

Thank you, that's very kind of you. I really am entering an age where the more low key the better.

I'm right there with you! Enjoy!

 

[Lily]

I'm right there with you! Enjoy!

Thank you, I'll do my best.

 

[Seamajor]

Thank you, I'll do my best.

Happy BD Lily

 

[The Prowler]

Enjoy that cake!!!!


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Happy BD Lily

Thank you @Seamajor .

 

[BeckyNix]

Two dates tonight.$
Two dates Sunday.$
Two new pairs of shoes Monday.

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[mastersplither]

Helping a family member with a move. Seems like I've done this many times before but I guess that's to be expected with a large family.

 

[Murdy]

Magic castle till Tuesday checkout. Hopeful they will extend checkout through the evening so we can enjoy the pool IF it doesn’t rain.

My brother is taking my puppy for his first overnight sleepover without me. Fingers cross my fur baby doesn’t freak out.

I hope his bio mom realizes how loved he is.

 

[The Prowler]

Did that crazy bat just say she hopes her dog's mother realizes how much her dog is loved?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[Murdy]

Did that crazy bat just say she hopes her dog's mother realizes how much her dog is loved?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Yes. He took him from our friend/owner of bio mom at 8 weeks. Not my choice as he was a surprise.

If you didn’t emotionally abuse and over feed your dogs placing them in the basement on a sheet covered couch like a serial killer…

You might have some empathy as to how a dog who has attached to me like his mother at 8 weeks might have separation anxiety. But I digress for your flailing retardation and penchant for commentary…

Louie is my baby. My last baby… and we already know how much I love my babies… 5x more than you spend on your midlife crisis toys to show us all how small your limp cock is SMH

You own cats and dogs like a traumatized child of poverty turned hoarder. Ewwww… that sounds yucky.

 

[The Prowler]

might have separation anxiety

Dogs who have owners with emotional/mental problems tend to have behavioural issues like that.

My dogs, "for some reason", have always been very confident and happy, free of any conditions that, oh say, your dogs would suffer from.