What are you doing this Weekend?

[Lily]

Wow.

It sure got old quick.

Well, we stopped, like normal people. But you are humping my ankle with your bullshit. If you stop, maybe the topic will drop.

But, I will tell you this much, what you think just doesn't matter.

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah.....does not matter....

Haha!!!

 

[Lily]

Yeah.....does not matter....

Haha!!!

No, you don't ankle humper.

But our birthday, now that matters! We are going to have so much fun and that's going to make your sphincter tighten.

I love that about our birthday. Yay us!!

 

[The Prowler]

Living another year.

Quite the accomplishment.

 

[Lily]

Living another year.

Quite the accomplishment.

It is. People die all the time. Not everyone has the privilege of aging. People are ungrateful. I'm not.

 

[The Prowler]

Living another year.

Quite the accomplishment.

It is.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I have life and I have made life. Hmmm, unlike sterile men.

 

[The Prowler]

I have life and I have made life. Hmmm, unlike sterile men.

Lily: The Overweight PI Hunter.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Lily: The Overweight PI Hunter.

Hahahahaha!!!!

No, you've outed yourself as childless long ago. Sorry you can't handle "human" basics. But, it's the best thing for humanity. Evolution for the win!

 

[The Prowler]

No, you've outed yourself as childless long ago. Sorry you can't handle "human" basics. But, it's the best thing for humanity. Evolution for the win!

PI Hunter with reverse psychology.

A formidable foe.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

PI Hunter with reverse psychology.

A formidable foe.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't feel sorry for you. You don't deserve children. They're too impressionable and you would make another jerk off.

 

[Murdy]

It's not our birthday yet. Reading is fundamental. But we decided on Chantilly Berry from Whole Foods. It's quite delicious. Thanks for asking.

That’s my kid’s favorite too! We served this at her college graduation and most birthday celebrations.

 

[Murdy]

It sure got old quick.

Are we discussing your socially inept personality or lack of tact?

 

[Lily]

That’s my kid’s favorite too! We served this at her college graduation and most birthday celebrations.

It's a good cake. They fly off the shelves in the bakery.

 

[The Prowler]

Getting the two fat broads active.

Ans they said it could not be done....

 

[Murdy]

It's a good cake. They fly off the shelves in the bakery.

We have to preorder here or you’re not getting one.

 

[Murdy]

Getting the two fat broads active.

Ans they said it could not be done....

Aim for your mouth this time.

 

[Lily]

We have to preorder here or you’re not getting one.

Here too.

 

[The Prowler]

Oh, those cakes are hard to get.

You have to pre-order.









Shoot me.

 

[Murdy]

Here too.

Have you had the crème brûlée?


TO.DIE.FOR.

 

[The Prowler]

Self-Own Alert!!!

Have you had the crème brûlée?


TO.DIE.FOR.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Have you had the crème brûlée?


TO.DIE.FOR.

No, actually I haven't. I don't generally eat desserts. Only for special occasions.

 

[Murdy]

Oh, those cakes are hard to get.

You have to pre-order.









Shoot me.

You would know this if you ever hosted anyone….

They sold out of my favorite juices today at Kreation. Would you like to see my receipt?

 

[Murdy]

No, actually I haven't. I don't generally eat desserts. Only for special occasions.

I will always have a bite of dessert when there are desserts worthy of having a taste of.

 

[Lily]

You would know this if you ever hosted anyone….

They sold out of my favorite juices today at Kreation. Would you like to see my receipt?

Only psychopaths post receipts.

 

[The Prowler]

Captain Obvious Alert!!!!!!!!!

I will always have a bite of dessert

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

I will always have a bite of dessert when there are desserts worthy of having a taste of.

I understand, they're delicious. But I just didn't grow up having desserts that often. I don't generally eat them to this day.

 

[Murdy]

Self-Own Alert!!!


Hahahahaha!!!!

I don’t recall posting a spray painted photo of your bald head….

 

[Lily]

I don’t recall posting a spray painted photo of your bald head….

Cafeteria ladies love that shit, Murdy.

 

[The Prowler]

Bald (intelligent, funny, great body, interesting) man turns down fat chicks.

Not exactly uncommon.

Seethe, fat ladies. Seethe.