does your wife really exist? maybe she can do ONE vocaroo to confirm?? unless you are lying @The Prowler or perhaps she is stuffed away dead somewhere in your house. Hmm
In this context, countering someone being rude on an internet forum, that is probably the stupidest thing I've read anywhere in a really long time. You're not "saving" anyone here and you are absolutely provoking more fighting.
You sound, not to put too fine a point on it, crazy.
Whatever it is you *think* you're doing it's not working.
At the very least just stop pretending there's any difference between you and Prowler.
You're both loving this shit and likely couldn't stop if you wanted to.
Your high horse is a flea-bitten jackass with more flatulence than common sense.