my new Chat show. Across the pond.

[Lily]

I'm not familiar with the term "morose" but I assume it isn't particularly flattering...

I could of course have pretended otherwise and adopted her uppity Googlectual routine, claiming to know everything, but I find that people who choose that dubious path inevitably end up falling flat on their face, with their rosy red ass cheeks on display, for everyone to point and laugh at.

I don't claim to know everything. You're, again, showing us your insecurities because a mere female (darkie at that) is more intelligent and educated than you.

I will never claim to know everything, my life will fall quite short of that. But I know more than you because I like to learn. Unlike you.

 

[Adam]

I don't give a damn.

Yes, you're stupid. This isn't a shock to anyone...

 

[Blandscape]

I'm not familiar with the term "morose" but I assume it isn't particularly flattering...

I could of course have pretended otherwise and adopted her uppity Googlectual routine, claiming to know everything, but I find that people who choose that dubious path inevitably end up falling flat on their face, with their rosy red ass cheeks on display, for everyone to point and laugh at.

You should ignore me boy. That might get you noticed within yer own narcissism.

 

[Lily]

Yes, you're stupid. This isn't a shock to anyone...

How stupid that I'm not has been an earth shattering shock to you, loser. That much I know.

 

[Adam]

I don't claim to know everything. You're, again, showing us your insecurities because a mere female (darkie at that) is more intelligent and educated than you.

Stop it. I've only so many ribs...

 

[Lily]

Stop it. I've only so many ribs...

More ribs than neurons for damn sure.

 

[Blandscape]

Stop it. I've only so many ribs...

That I will break...

 

[Adam]

Didn't you tell me once your wife squared more circles than a Masonic lodge, and that your son's championed a less carbohydrate intake?

No?

We've already been through this... I AM NOT SCOUNDREL.

 

[Adam]

That I will break...

30 yrs ago perhaps.... these days? Not so much.

 

[Blandscape]

No?

We've already been through this... I AM NOT SCOUNDREL.

Of course you are.

And I am not Oranje.

 

[Adam]

@Weeg 's momma is 600lbs so what? never seen you come after Momma. Hmm there was that one rumor back in the YNC days the daddy of Weeg was frrom abroad..

Hmm romping in the hay with Momma @Adam Hitler you ol dawg you.. more cushin for the pushing EH?

600lbs is considered trim in fat Lil's "hood"....

 

[Adam]

Of course you are.

And I am not Oranje.

Scoundrel is a 60 yr old fucking Green Party member....

What has opiate abuse done to your brain dewd?

 

[Lily]

600lbs is considered trim in fat Lil's "hood"....

I'd need two more entire human beings to be 600 lbs, you idiot. Fairly substantial ones at that.

You would require two brain transplants to offer words of any value to this forum.

 

[Blandscape]

Didn't ye tell me once that you were ashamed of your own wife as you drove her to Macie Dees Scoundy?

 

[Adam]

So you're 300lbs? That's still pretty hefty for a 4'10" female.

 

[Lily]

So you're 300lbs? That's still pretty hefty for a 4'10" female.

 

[Adam]

Didn't ye tell me once that you were ashamed of your own wife as you drove her to Macie Dees Scoundy?

No.....because I AM NOT SCOUNDREL.

 

[Garraty_47]

I'm not familiar with the term "morose" but I assume it isn't particularly flattering...

Of a sour temper; sullen and austere; ill-humored; severe.
-American Heritage Dictionary

I could of course have pretended otherwise and adopted her uppity Googlectual routine, claiming to know everything, but I find that people who choose that dubious path inevitably end up falling flat on their face, with their rosy red ass cheeks on display, for everyone to point and laugh at.

Yarp.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Well I've listened to that drunken ramble, seriously I get the idea I'm a cunt but for the life of me I cant get past that scramble of abstract terms and word spaghetti you just spewed out why i'm a cunt.

ok apparently I've got the concentration of a goldfish, but I'm typing this while listening to you ramble like a lobotomised Rab C Nesbitt, I'm not going to say it was a waste of my time as I learnt a thing or two.

Posting pissed as a fart is not a good idea, and it was way worse than I expected.

 

[Blandscape]

Vit, please explain where Lily has been dishonest? Ever!

Be very fucking careful where you tread.

 

[Garraty_47]

Vit, please explain where Lily has been dishonest? Ever!

Be very fucking careful where you tread.

You mean rehash the same critiques I've already poasted publicly more than once?

Sorry. Not interested.
If it bothers you that much try combing through my poasting history.

Shouldn't be that hard to find one of 'em.

 

[Lily]

Can't come up with even one simple example of my dishonesty.

What a lame armchair revolutionary.

 

[Blandscape]

Well I've listened to that drunken ramble, seriously I get the idea I'm a cunt but for the life of me I cant get past that scramble of abstract terms and word spaghetti you just spewed out why i'm a cunt.

ok apparently I've got the concentration of a goldfish, but I'm typing this while listening to you ramble like a lobotomised Rab C Nesbitt, I'm not going to say it was a waste of my time as I learnt a thing or two.

Posting pissed as a fart is not a good idea, and it was way worse than I expected.

 

[Cookie Monster]

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LoL Your about 20 years out age etc. I was at uni 97 to 01.

You are coming across a bit sober well its nearer 2pm, your grasping..a lot.

Moan moan moan moan, no why other than further abstract concepts which are moan moan moan.

You try hard to analysis messengers on a troll forum?

"I wont take lectures from a rightwing cunt.....what have the tories ever done for you"

Well not much and in a part thats why I am out to destroy them. You need to lay of the buckfast a bit.

Just learn to sit down and shut up Mc Tinkerbell, why should i take advice from some festering pissed up sook at 3pm on a weekday afternoon?

Theres a saying, "Dont take advice from someone who is where you do not want to be", apt

 

[Lily]

LoL Your about 20 years out age etc. I was at uni 97 to 01.

You haven't aged well, dude.

Whoa...

 

[Cookie Monster]

Cookie Monster is like Ying and yang. Anyway i dont live on here rambling, I'm on here 15 to 45 mins a day max.

I got 2 mins into that one, GTG, work in morning.

 

[Cookie Monster]

You haven't aged well, dude.

Whoa...

I was a mature student, i was army in my teens.

 

[Adam]

I was a mature student, i was army in my teens.

The audacity of her claim speaks fucking volumes...

 

[Lily]

I was a mature student, i was army in my teens.

Ok, fair enough. I was wondering...

 

[Lily]

The audacity of her claim speaks fucking volumes...

You're such an angry little muppet.