Getting To Know: Admin

[The Prowler]

That woman is built like a Mac truck!

I have no idea what woman you are talking about.....


But....look in the mirror, you overweight albino pygmy.

 

[Murdy]

You've seen her? How interesting.

Like Rosie O’Donnel with an XXXL side of low maintenance bullDIKE. The result of a safe and frugal choice made by a dipshit. Their sex life is nonexistent based on his hyperactive frustration post style SMH

 

[Lily]

Like Rosie O’Donnel with an XXXL side of low maintenance bullDIKE. The result of a safe and frugal choice made by a dipshit Their sex life is nonexistent based on his hyperactive frustration post style SMH

You're the second person to say that she looks like Rosie O'Donnell. The other is Flea. Given the status of how you two women feel about one another, it's telling that you agree on this point.

Rosie O'Donnell is not an attractive woman. Most humans can agree on this.

 

[The Prowler]

I ran the data through AI Software called Who is Better Looking?

According to this very accurate software, my wife is 2,737 times better looking than @Murdy . And the software does not even factor in alcoholism.

When I ran my wife versus @Lily, the software gave this for an answer: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Lily]

Clearly @Murdy we have a situation here: Ugly wife, unhappy life.

 

[Admin.]

I ran the data through AI Software called Who is Better Looking?

According to this very accurate software, my wife is 2,737 times better looking than @Murdy . And the software does not even factor in alcoholism.

When I ran my wife versus @Lily, the software gave this for an answer: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Are you feeding your wife now?

 

[The Prowler]

Clearly @Murdy we have a situation here: Ugly wife, unhappy life.

I did not think either of you are actually married....I thought you were both divorced.

But I agree both of your "men" must be pretty unhappy...

Poopy Pants and Sloppy Drunk are not what any man aspires to be partnered with....

 

[Admin.]

I did not think either of you are actually married....I thought you were both divorced.

But I agree both of your "men" must be pretty unhappy...

Poopy Pants and Sloppy Drunk are not what any man aspires to be partnered with....

Dinner time, is this the funnel fed meal for her?

 

[Corky]

Some say he is the one that really killed Doc Holliday. Some say his body count is greater than all the legends of the Wild West combined. Wyatt Earp even feared him

 

[Lily]

Are feeding your wife now?

 

[Lily]

Dinner time, is this the funnel fed meal for her?

Ouch

 

[Murdy]

You're the second person to say that she looks like Rosie O'Donnell. The other is Flea. Given the status of how you two women feel about one another, it's telling that you agree on this point.

Rosie O'Donnell is not an attractive woman. Most humans can agree on this.

My man thinks I look like a retired porn star, which is hilariously funny when you consider I was wearing a bikini and we were on our way to the beach when I asked him how I looked. The only reason I asked is because this is post bewber lift/refill. The DDs are perky again without a bra.

Never interrupt your opponent when they are making a mistake… perhaps one day they will realize that the notorious PIG looked in a mirror while describing what I look like to these pure and utter dipshits.

I'm of the opinion that combatting their 548,679,932 chops with an actual photo is thee epitome epic fail. Who do they think they are fucking with here? I’m stellar at this game… my long game is impeccable!!! lulz

 

[Lily]

My man thinks I look like a retired porn star, which is hilariously funny when you consider I was wearing a bikini and we were on our way to the beach when I asked him how I looked. The only reason I asked is because this is post bewber lift/refill. The DDs are perky again without a bra.

Never interrupt your opponent when they are making a mistake… perhaps one day they will realize that the notorious PIG looked in a mirror while describing what I look like to these pure and utter dipshits.

I'm of the opinion that combatting their 548,679,932 chops with an actual photo is thee epitome epic fail. Who do they think they are fucking with here? I’m stellar at this game… my long game is impeccable!!! lulz

Guuurl, your tatas were huge before...now they are gargantuan. Holy fuck Christ, you can put an eye out with those.

 

[The New Holliday]

The DDs are perky again without a bra.

I have inbox here. Subtle suggestion....nothing more.

 

[Lily]

I have inbox here. Subtle suggestion....nothing more.

Do you have nitroglycerin handy?

You just might need it.

 

[Murdy]

Guuurl, your tatas were huge before...now they are gargantuan. Holy fuck Christ, you can put an eye out with those.

I asked him if I needed a BBL and he got all sexy and was like “baby, you’re the reason they invented the BBL” bwa hahahaha

The funny ones are dangerous. They make you giggle and then *SWOOSH!!* your clothes are gone

 

[The New Holliday]

Do you have nitroglycerin handy?

You just might need it.

I'll be fine...you'll see.
.. Heart in good shape.

 

[Lily]

I'll be fine...you'll see.
.. Heart in good shape.

I just wanted to give you a head's up. Danger ahead!

 

[The New Holliday]

I just wanted to give you a head's up. Danger ahead!

Danger is my life.

 

[cw_]

The Prowler Wife looks nothing like Rosie O, ffs. And flea lies like a rug.
@Murdy is being too lazy to cum up with her own fLAME.
That, or she's durnk again...OR ON THE SHROOMS!
Also,
ppostfu
And,
show us your tits!

P.S. Admin sux cox.

 

[Lily]

Damn, uglier than Rosie O'Donnell, yikes!

 

[Admin.]

The Prowler Wife looks nothing like Rosie O, ffs. And flea lies like a rug.
@Murdy is being too lazy to cum up with her own fLAME.
That, or she's durnk again...OR ON THE SHROOMS!
Also,
ppostfu
And,
show us your tits!

P.S. Admin sux cox.

I knew it, she looks like Abe Vigoda!

 

[The New Holliday]

The Prowler Wife looks nothing like Rosie O, ffs. And flea lies like a rug.
@Murdy is being too lazy to cum up with her own fLAME.
That, or she's durnk again...OR ON THE SHROOMS!
Also,
ppostfu
And,
show us your tits!

P.S. Admin sux cox.

...and I thought you were a nice girl.....

 

[Lily]

...and I thought you were a nice girl.....

She wants to see @Murdy's boobies. I wasn't aware that she swung that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that; it's simply new information.

 

[cw_]

...and I thought you were a nice girl.....

 

[Murdy]

She wants to see @Murdy's boobies. I wasn't aware that she swung that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that; it's simply new information.

can’t say that I blame her… I have an excellent pair of lungz

 

[Murdy]

I’m not bad… I’m just built that way :KMA:

 

[cw_]

post surgery

 

[Murdy]

post surgery

Breast augmentation surgery involves cutting and staple stitches and an implant. I’ve done no such thing.

I did Airsculpt.

 

[cw_]

Sorry about your tits.