Feces Feces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially-altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.
If someone mentions..."lives on a beach, ex-navy, kinda creepy" I am pretty sure she willl figure out who @Admin is and probably let her cop husband know what is going on....