Best grandma ever... except Great Aunt Eileen. Now THAT was an old woman who get up on tables during a wake and say the most horrific yet funny shit about the dead.
We were like, "noooooooooooooo!!!!!@$$@$#@!!!" Then Eileen would look you directly in the eye... even young kids... and say "fuck ya"... and we'd laugh then she would sob, then she would laugh, and we'd sob. Best mixed family ever.
A guy I referee hockey with is the great great great (something like that) grandson of the guy who invented the flush toilet. His last name is Crapper. I shit you not.
Everyone gets a little uncomfortable when 273637 posts for one reason or another. Be it the "deviant pervert" thing....of the "Oh man, is he gonna ask for money?" thing....he is just not fun to be around.
Bro. The druids saved up their 'enemies' whatever they were, including Roman's, and burned them alive in wicker idols of large size. Once a year. Seasonal. After which they used the ashes to roast a feast.