1,000,000 Post Thread

[Fredricka]

Frood, the post something better wasnt for u and grandma kate just so u know

 

[Frood]

Ok... Ghost Kate forgives you..

 

[Fredricka]

Thankyou kate, but it was froods fault for getting in the way

 

[Alticus]

@Fredricka Who's Kate?

 

[Frood]

Best grandma ever... except Great Aunt Eileen. Now THAT was an old woman who get up on tables during a wake and say the most horrific yet funny shit about the dead.

 

[Frood]

**could

 

[Fredricka]

@Alticus shes froods grandma

 

[Frood]

We were like, "noooooooooooooo!!!!!@$$@$#@!!!" Then Eileen would look you directly in the eye... even young kids... and say "fuck ya"... and we'd laugh then she would sob, then she would laugh, and we'd sob. Best mixed family ever.

 

[Frood]

In case anybody is wondering why I'm reminiscing... it's because my ancestors are largely responsible for the modern phenomenon of Halloween.

 

[HeadOn!]

I wasn't wondering. Anyone else? Anybody wondering about that?

 

[Frood]

Fear enough....

 

[Master Pu]

Lol. Frood claims to have invented halloween.

 

[Master Pu]

I thought i've seen it all.

 

[Master Pu]

Yet it keeps getting more insane.

 

[Frood]

My ancestors did, BEnzover.

 

[The Prowler]

A guy I referee hockey with is the great great great (something like that) grandson of the guy who invented the flush toilet. His last name is Crapper. I shit you not.

 

[Fredricka]

I was wondering frood, take no notice of starving guy

 

[Fredricka]

Lol Prowler

 

[HeadOn!]

I can eat a piece of string and when it comes out, it'll be in a cleat hitch.

 

[HeadOn!]

I shit you knot.

 

[The Prowler]

Everyone gets a little uncomfortable when 273637 posts for one reason or another. Be it the "deviant pervert" thing....of the "Oh man, is he gonna ask for money?" thing....he is just not fun to be around.

 

[Master Pu]

Numbers lol. I had that guy on ignore a long time ago.

 

[Master Pu]

@Froodus. Halloween goes back to the druids. How you keeping track of your ancestry over two thousand years?

 

[Master Pu]

@Frood. Halloween goes back to the druids. How you keeping track of your ancestry over two thousand years?

 

[Fredricka]

even benzo, one of the friendliest guys around has numbers on ignore, jeesus

 

[Frood]

A sibling who majored in genealogy during their university.

 

[Frood]

White gloves through protected archives stuff.... invite or pass only.

 

[Master Pu]

Bro. The druids saved up their 'enemies' whatever they were, including Roman's, and burned them alive in wicker idols of large size. Once a year. Seasonal. After which they used the ashes to roast a feast.

 

[Master Pu]

As reported by Julius Ceasar in his memoirs.

 

[Master Pu]

Next Frood invented the BBQ too.