Coffee, Whiskey, Wine, or more ginger beer?
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Fredricka
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Drink whisky, start some more threads
Fredricka
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Sounds like you've already had enough booze
Not since yesterday.
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But whisky and coffee have the same effect, ok doc
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I'm watching two fat broads make fudge on a television feed.
I can tell it's an old rerun, because I've seen newer episodes of this show and the broads are even fatter.
I can tell it's an old rerun, because I've seen newer episodes of this show and the broads are even fatter.
Fredricka
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So you're like some kind of drunkie Jesus, you turn coffee Into whisky?
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The alien abducted metabolize substances differently after the anal probes. I read about it in a MUFON publication.
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@Reggie_Essent one of them got so fat she died of a heart attack.
@Fredricka do you remember these ole bull dykes
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That's a different show. The one I'm talking about is an American PBS show, Cooks Country I think. It's two nice thick ladies cooking awesome stuff. And every year they get thicker and thicker and thicker.
I have seen the Brit one you linked on feeds. Same premise.
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Yeah I didn't think you meant the two hogs like you say I was just putting forward our equivalent.
These two got fatter and fatter till one died then I believe the surviving hog said "fuck my chungus life" and sorted her life out somewhat.
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No, one of them looks familiar though
Alcohol and coffee increase my desire to write. It's why you seldom see me starting threads anymore....
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Probably recognise the one that's still alive as she continued making food shows IIRC.
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I vaguely recognise the one with lighter hair, I don't watch food shows though, she mustve branched out, or she's the dead one and i saw her on the newsProbably recognise the one that's still alive as she continued making food shows IIRC.
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Yeah the brown haired one died first then the blond one died later on.
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I think my two fat cookies are both still living. They're probably on Ozempic now. I'll have to look for recent episodes to make a proper Livestock Evaluation.
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Get an image of the hogs for me, so I can pretend I'm at the zoo.
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This is a recent image. They were a lot less thick in years past.
I'd fucking snarf most all the shit they make though.
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This is a recent image. They were a lot less thick in years past.
I'd fucking snarf most all the shit they make though.
To be quite honest I was expecting more meat on their bones.
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Yeah, they're not quite as fat a your English ladies, but give them a few moar years.To be quite honest I was expecting more meat on their bones.
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The obesity pandemic in USA far outweighs(I know I'm hysterical no need to clap, I'm here all week) the UKs obesity issues...
Which is why I was expecting your hogs to be huge.
High fructose corn syrup....
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Coffee, then Special K breakfast drink, and then lunch. Beer is after dinner.
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Are you lost? I think you've come to the wrong thread dear
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It's quarter to eleven on a Saturday morning and I can't decide....
Have a few coffees with double shots of whiskey in it. Then a few glasses of wine and down the ginger beer
Than come back and we can see if you can translate Murds drunken word salads for us
I know I got super high once back in the 1990s and I was able to understand Pearl Jams lyrics for the first time. Let's see if works here too lol
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