LOL @MANCID RILKO I have a very funny story about forgetting where I parked my car, or rather my van.
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Was it down by the river, Jack?
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It was a Grateful Dead concert where I lost my car. Wandered around tripping for hours until I found it.
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The Question
What can one man do?
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Ahhh, Redondo Beach. When one Dondo just isn't enough.
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It means "round"
I designated drove for a bunch of coworkers to Octoberfest 25 years ago but couldn't resist having another stein of DAB beer....and another...and another... and another. I was so blotto that I knew I could not maintain road etiquette AND a sense of direction, so I told all those fellow drunk motherfuckers "not a peep. Only one designated person who navigate with "left, right, straight, stop". We drove all around the city for two hours trying to avoid the booze buses but passed through 4 of them, but they waved us through because of too much of a backlog....lol
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This was the point I made about Tiger Woods. Just because you get behind the wheel while under the influence, does not mean that you have to drive like an idiot.
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Oh Freddie, do not be such a dweeb. If you are drunk and you need to get somewhere, just get behind the wheel and drive there. Slow it down, though.
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Unless the cops spot you.
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Then you gotta put the pedal to the metal and get the fuck outta there!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am gonna go ride my new e-bike. Bye.
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Bye Prowler
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Buy a donkey
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LoLz @Fredricka - You thought Prowler was smarter than what?...an amoeba?
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I thought Prowler already had a partner.
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