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I've also driven myself to hospital with a fractured leg in a manual ute for 4 hours and didn't pass out. Also made it to a remote cricket ground after a red bellied black accidentally bit me...
 
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When my hand was crushed like Wiley Coyote decades ago. I had to be the voice of reason, despite severe shock, and find my own ice...
 
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None of those things were alcohol related. Try again.... though the human body in the state of shock isn’t much different.
 
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Your lames or like Lame'ington desserts, Jack... Big on the chest, but mostly because they produce unhealthy shit which spray at us. Seriously though, Jack. You're nearly 90 years old. Don't go the way of Seaboobs... he'll be jealous of somebody more stupid than his own self.
 
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Your lames are like Lame'ington desserts, Jack... Big on the chest, but mostly because they produce unhealthy shit which spray at us. Seriously though, Jack. You're nearly 90 years old. Don't go the way of Seaboobs... he'll be jealous of somebody more stupid than his own self.
 
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When my great grandfather was in his 90's, we'd have to announce at the door "pa, we're coming in". He'd put the Winchester back under his bed and welcome us in... than ask for the last 7 days of local newspapers because he collected obituaries of those he outlived... and man oh man did he mostly laugh when reading them.
 
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When my great grandfather was in his 90's, we'd have to announce at the door "pa, we're coming in". He'd put the Winchester back under his bed and welcome us in... then ask for the last 7 days of local newspapers because he collected obituaries of those he outlived... and man oh man did he mostly laugh when reading them.