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• Apr 28, 2026

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Littl X needs a rest

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Uh oh trouble in paradise X?

 

Reggie_Essent

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Fred's mates with Admin now? Does she know he sucks a lot of cock?

 

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No, it’s just that it’s not a piston, it is flesh after all

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Fred is a monkey brancher

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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he Takes the vaycays, not me, very often

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Sometimes when you're a monkey brancher you need to compromise

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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It's either the next guy in the room or she falls out of the tree

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Bistro perhaps it's time to ask yourself why hubby takes so many vacations. So many LONG vacations.

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Wtf is a monkey brancher, is this greek?

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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I mean the guy is willing to walk 150 fucking miles to get away from you

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Who made who?

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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A monkey brancher is a person who goes from one relationship partner to the next without a break because they cant handle being alone

 

wizer

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Who made who? I don't know sk Dr. Suess

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Who made who? I don't know ask Dr. Suess

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Ain't nobody told you?

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Or maybe the Grinch who stole Christmas

 

Reggie_Essent

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Is Fred's hubby visiting Blandscape?

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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By my calculations Reggie, Bistro's husband isn't visiting anyone at the moment

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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He's still walking

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Look, wizer, just because youre not man enough for a 150 mile walk doesnt mean mybman isnt, stop being jealous of him, hes fit u aint

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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And he will be for quite some time

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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He's 'enjoying other locations' kek

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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No reggie, hes not going to rough places

 

wizer

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Bistro you need to consider the strong possibility that your husband isn't walking anywhere and isn't going on all of these vacations like he says he is

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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I'm leaning towards "second secret family including a couple of kids"

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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He's testing how lovely it feels to 'go out for a pack of cigarettes'.

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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This happens a lot more often than people realize

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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It's not your fault, Turdlicka. He just couldn't live with the shame of your mustache being nicer than his.

 

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• Apr 28, 2026

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Ha ha @The Question i bet your he-man girlfriend has a bigger dick then you