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Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

He'll send me pictures of his expedition, allbalong the way, you cant make me doubt him

Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

Lol X

Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

He dreams of a he man girlfriend, he wouldnt even getva he man though

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

He's a smart guy he acquired those pictures a long time ago. He figures with you hitting the sauce you'll never know

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

@The Question that mustache oneliner was a riot I chucked outloud seriously

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Bistro tell us about this mustache thing, is that a possibilty at all?

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Because that's an easier fix than a second secret family

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

you can shave off a mustache but a secret family is going to be a much bigger problem

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

If you keep on top of it things are much more manageable. You can pluck the hairs with tweezers as soon as they break the skin surface

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Don't wait for them to cause jealousy

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

by then it's too late and he'll be packing up again

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Don't worry, Turdlicka -- with all these reboots, maybe Hollywood will do a reboot of M*A*S*H and you can audition for the role of Klinger.

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Wait that won't work! Klinger didn't have a mustache, right?

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Yeah, I guess Turdie will have to shave.

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Got the face, though.

Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

The moustache oneliner is old wizer, dont worry, in time youll come to ignore tq too

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

I think the Alan Alda character had a mustache maybe Bistro can do that one

The Cuntess · Apr 28, 2026

Semen was a student at the the quality learing center

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Wait no, I was thinking of Groucho Marx never mind.

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Bistro it won't be possible for me to ignore @The Question we share common genetics at least according to you

Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

Wizer, if you make random noises in the sb too youll be satisfied, its only when me or x posts he managesca few words. Apart from when he's trying to woo weeg

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Definitely the sauce talking right there. Sad to see this.

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Turdie has a BASTLY overinflated estimation of herself. Probably the result of huffin' all that jenkem.

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Turdie has a VASTLY overinflated estimation of herself. Probably the result of huffin' all that jenkem.

Fredricka · Apr 28, 2026

Sauce, jenkem, getvon the same page, bros

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

She said we're genetically related. True story. The condition that afflicted my hand and required surgery this week also can affect another body part.

HeadOn! · Apr 28, 2026

Why would we think it's either/or? With you it's obviously both/and.

wizer · Apr 28, 2026

Fred said you had it. Nothing is personal anymore in this world, not where Fred is concerned

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